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Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus
« on: 17 May 2009, 03:18 »

Someone thought this would be a good idea, and man, they are sooooo right.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa7ck5mcd1o

too long didn't read the subject line:

Two animals frozen in combat during whatever ice age get defrozen and continue fighting. The catch is that they're HUGE.

In trailer, please note the octopus hitting a flying jet plane out of the sky.
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Re: Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus
« Reply #1 on: 17 May 2009, 09:54 »

Also, the shark leaps from the water and devours a flying Boeing.

so awesome
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Re: Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus
« Reply #2 on: 17 May 2009, 10:14 »

As well as eating the Golden Gate Bridge.

There is basically no way I am not seeing this movie.
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Re: Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus
« Reply #3 on: 17 May 2009, 12:20 »

If the CGI didn't look like Toy Story, I'd want to see it more. But the concept is incredibly fapworthy.
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Re: Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus
« Reply #4 on: 17 May 2009, 12:30 »

I haven't been this excited since Catwoman came to theaters.
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Re: Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus
« Reply #5 on: 17 May 2009, 12:47 »

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Re: Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus
« Reply #6 on: 17 May 2009, 16:23 »

Yeah this is about as awesome as Snakes on a Plane. As in, tons of internet hype for a shitty movie idea. Robots vs Aliens, Pirates vs. Ninjas, Giant Shark vs. an Octopus. Its a continuation of a meme that hasn't been funny in years but someone decided it'd be a great idea for a movie. A very low budget movie.
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Re: Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus
« Reply #7 on: 17 May 2009, 19:20 »

Yeah this is about as awesome as Snakes on a Plane. As in, tons of internet hype for a shitty movie idea. Robots vs Aliens, Pirates vs. Ninjas, Giant Shark vs. an Octopus. Its a continuation of a meme that hasn't been funny in years but someone decided it'd be a great idea for a movie. A very low budget movie.


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Re: Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus
« Reply #8 on: 17 May 2009, 19:20 »

What next?

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Re: Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus
« Reply #9 on: 17 May 2009, 19:29 »

Yeah this is about as awesome as Snakes on a Plane. As in, tons of internet hype for a shitty movie idea. Robots vs Aliens, Pirates vs. Ninjas, Giant Shark vs. an Octopus. Its a continuation of a meme that hasn't been funny in years but someone decided it'd be a great idea for a movie. A very low budget movie.

I disagree. Freddy vs Jason, and Alien vs Predator was awesome because each movie brought 2 different camps of people together. Just how this movie will bring together all shark and octopus fans.
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Re: Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus
« Reply #10 on: 17 May 2009, 21:10 »

Guys, have you forgotten about this movie?

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Re: Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus
« Reply #11 on: 18 May 2009, 07:38 »

Yeah this is about as awesome as Snakes on a Plane. As in, tons of internet hype for a shitty movie idea.

Yep, I learned my lesson from SoaP.  I'll certainly enjoy whatever over-the-top reaction this film gets on the interwebs, but I won’t be suckered into actually seeing it just ‘cause the hype is hilarious.
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Re: Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus
« Reply #12 on: 18 May 2009, 08:20 »

What's it like not having any sense of humor?
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Re: Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus
« Reply #13 on: 18 May 2009, 08:42 »

Guys, The Asylum is the same film group that was responsible for "Snakes On A Train" which is seriously one of the best unintentionally so-bad-it's-good movies ever.  There's no way this will be a quality film...there's also no way it won't be fantastic, if you like bad movies.
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Re: Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus
« Reply #14 on: 19 May 2009, 09:48 »

Guys, have you forgotten about this movie?

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Except Dai Nipponjin is actually really classy while also being utterly bizarre and hilarious. This looks like it will try and be funny, fail, but might end up being hilarious by accident.
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Re: Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus
« Reply #15 on: 19 May 2009, 12:57 »

WHOA, Hold up: the Asylum is doing something ORIGINAL?
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Re: Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus
« Reply #16 on: 19 May 2009, 14:04 »

Oh, come now. They've done plenty of original material - 30,000 Leagues Under The sea, Transmorphers, Snakes on A Train...what's not original about that?!?
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Re: Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus
« Reply #17 on: 19 May 2009, 15:28 »

I believe all of those listed are available through Netflix Instant Movies list. I skipped over them while updating what to watch on my Xbox 360.


Oh yeah, my xbox died today, I forgot, no instant movies for me for like two weeks. Fuck. Thanks a lot Megashark vs. Giant Octopus, its all your fault.
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