First you'll get the ransom demand. You'll dismiss that, because really, who holds a computer to ransom? And besides, couldn't you just spend the money on a new computer? How ridiculous!
Then the packages will start arriving. It will begin with the F12 key, and again, you won't take much notice: I mean, it's the F12 key! C'mon!
Then they'll send the Y key, and you'll start to get a little concerned. Y's kind of a useful key, and you wonder if you'll be able to type properly without it. You tried typing once when that one key fell out before, and it wasn't so easy. You wonder if you'll be able to re-attach the key - but even if you do, secretly, deep down, you know the computer will never be the same.
Then the left Shift key arrives. You start to wonder about getting the police involved.
When the comma key arrives you're getting angry.
Then the next package arrives. It's the T. Oh, these guys are getting serious now. You start to ring up family and friends, trying to borrow money, but you know time is against you . . .
By the time the Spacebar arrives you're a complete wreck. You know your computer is probably going to be found in a ditch somewhere, almost unrecognisable. You wish you'd bought insurance when the guy at the computer store offered it to you.
