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Re: Spiderman 3 **Possible Spoiler alerts**
« Reply #50 on: 23 May 2007, 10:14 »

I did find it funny, but there were several sequences where I wasn't quite sure if I was laughing with the movie or laughing at the movie. *cough* The Amazing Emo Man! *cough*
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« Reply #51 on: 23 May 2007, 14:46 »

I thought the movie sucked something awful. He was in the spider man costume for all of ten minutes in the movie. I don't want to see tobey maguire swing around and act emo I wanna see spiderman. The acting was awful, the writing was subpar at best. The best character was killed off. The only good scene was the big action scene at the end. The movie was just bad.
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« Reply #52 on: 23 May 2007, 21:51 »

his cloying, self-obsessed washout of a girlfriend
Why was it impossible for me to convince my friends that this was the case? Mary Jane was almost immaculately unlikeable from the get-go.

Beyond that, you forgot to mention the bit where he runs in front of the American flag. Easily the funniest film moment this year.
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« Reply #53 on: 23 May 2007, 23:26 »

But do you not see! THAT part is PATRIOTIC!
God, it's been a couple weeks and I still loathe this movie with all the vile and venom of a something awful thread.
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« Reply #54 on: 24 May 2007, 13:26 »


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« Reply #55 on: 24 May 2007, 14:54 »

Tommydski, you're right, none of that was evil but it seemed to me that none of the women were actually being attracted to him, which made it funnier. :)
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« Reply #56 on: 24 May 2007, 17:06 »

I did really like the confrontation with Harry resulting in Harry's scarring. I thought that that showed the symbiote's affect better than anything else. That, and the throat punch made me  :-D
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« Reply #57 on: 25 May 2007, 20:55 »

Yeah, setting Harry up the bomb was really the only "evil" thing he did. The rest was just funny, in a laugh-at-not-laugh-with kind of way.

Unless, of course, the cookies were evil, which I'm not entirely dismissing.
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« Reply #58 on: 27 May 2007, 13:36 »

I did really like the confrontation with Harry resulting in Harry's scarring.

There was some ridiculous SFX in there.  Did you hear the large cat noises when they were lunging at each other about halfway through the fight?
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« Reply #59 on: 13 Jun 2007, 19:59 »

I thought the movie was pretty great although MJ did get too much screen time. Seriously, look at the other two movies and then look at the third one. I thought Spidey did finish off venom a bit quickly; the whole, "I'm smart, look! Sounds hurts it! I know exactly what to do! HAHA!" but it was great to see him dance like an idiot and then show off for MJ in the Jazz club place. Venom should have been a lot better and not have waited so long in the movie to finally show up. The ending scene when Harry dies was too chummy. He'd been holding a grudge for how long and suddenly he gets over it just like that to fight and die.
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Re: Spiderman 3 **Possible Spoiler alerts**
« Reply #60 on: 29 Jun 2007, 04:53 »

Could somebody fucking explain this to me:

All Time Worldwide Box Office Grosses

Why in the good name of fuck is this movie now #10 in worldwide grosses?! How the fuck did it even surpass the first two in gross?!

FUCK!
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« Reply #61 on: 29 Jun 2007, 07:59 »

Because people didn't know how bad it was until after they saw it.
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« Reply #62 on: 29 Jun 2007, 08:06 »

Yeah, but the thing is, typically a movie doesn't gross that much unless there's repeat viewings or a large amount of people. Hell, it outgrossed the original Star Wars and I've seen that in theaters like three times and I wasn't even born until seven years after its initial release.

My main concern is: the movie was critically panned and I know very few, personally, who really liked it. What happened here?! Who the fuck is seeing this movie twice?!
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« Reply #63 on: 29 Jun 2007, 21:48 »

Four times. Bite me.
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« Reply #64 on: 01 Jul 2007, 01:03 »

I'm gonna try and catch it again this week if it is still at the cinema. I loved it.
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« Reply #65 on: 14 Aug 2007, 13:28 »

am i like the only person on the planet who liked this movie?


not saying i wouldn't make improvements on it
i say, get rid of sandman, more emphasis on venom,
keep mj INTERESTING without having to use plot devices
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« Reply #66 on: 14 Aug 2007, 13:40 »

So you're saying get rid of the interesting villain in favor of the two dimensional pile of revenge driven shit that was filling a role that would've been much better served by the revenge story Harry'd been played into since the very first movie?

If they pulled out the entire idea of throwing in Venom in this installment, they could've served up the revenge angle with Harry and avoided that entire retarded "Oh, the butler knew what really happened for years but decided NOT to tell Harry."
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« Reply #67 on: 14 Aug 2007, 18:57 »

All of my friends thought the movie is the bets movie they ever saw and now they all bought the Spider-man 3 video games, and they say I'm a partypooper cause I didn't like the movie

Why, in every Superhero movie, the villain get killed or get his ass kicked while the hero win, Why WHY!!
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« Reply #68 on: 14 Aug 2007, 22:33 »

Would you mind putting that into English for us, Scooter?
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« Reply #69 on: 14 Aug 2007, 22:59 »

It was ridiculous but not in a way that made me feel that anyone involved would be proud.
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