This is what my high school health teacher said when she found out that nobody in the school liked her. Flaming Ostrich will appreciate this.
"Now, I didn't think that I could learn anything from that 50 Cents but I did, I did. He said, "Hate it or love it, the underdog is on top and I'm gonna [teach] homie until my heart stops. Now you know me, I'm the MVP, and I ain't goin' nowhere. So, you can get to know me. Now, children that's you and the teachers and everybody here!""
This is the same lady who said that the game Four Square was a health risk because she almost got hit by a ball when some people were playing said game. She's dumb as shit.