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WHO IS JOHNNY C?
« on: 27 Aug 2007, 17:28 »

The music man.
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Re: WHO IS JOHNNY C?
« Reply #1 on: 27 Aug 2007, 17:30 »

We already have a thread about Ayn Rand.
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Re: WHO IS JOHNNY C?
« Reply #2 on: 27 Aug 2007, 17:31 »

There are two threads dedicated to this asshole.

I say we hang him.
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Re: WHO IS JOHNNY C?
« Reply #3 on: 27 Aug 2007, 17:33 »

Holy hell, there he is...
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Re: WHO IS JOHNNY C?
« Reply #4 on: 27 Aug 2007, 17:33 »

My! Philippe, how you've grown.
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Re: WHO IS JOHNNY C?
« Reply #5 on: 27 Aug 2007, 17:37 »

Has this thread already achieved its purpose?
I think it has.
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Re: WHO IS JOHNNY C?
« Reply #6 on: 27 Aug 2007, 17:42 »

Yes, it has
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Re: WHO IS JOHNNY C?
« Reply #7 on: 27 Aug 2007, 18:02 »

Wait, so who is Johnny C again? This Guy?
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Re: WHO IS JOHNNY C?
« Reply #8 on: 27 Aug 2007, 18:16 »

Apparently this thread has NOT achieved its purpose quite yet
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Re: WHO IS JOHNNY C?
« Reply #9 on: 27 Aug 2007, 19:58 »

It achieved its purpose so quickly that it moved onto a new purpose. Its new purpose is obfuscation.
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Re: WHO IS JOHNNY C?
« Reply #10 on: 27 Aug 2007, 21:06 »








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Re: WHO IS JOHNNY C?
« Reply #11 on: 27 Aug 2007, 21:21 »

Nah, that's not it.

I think this is him.

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Re: WHO IS JOHNNY C?
« Reply #12 on: 27 Aug 2007, 21:32 »

I think the moment you stop looking for Johnny C is the moment you find him within yourself.
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Re: WHO IS JOHNNY C?
« Reply #13 on: 27 Aug 2007, 21:33 »

I say we hang him.

"I say we scalp him. Then we tattoo him. Then we hang him, and then we kill him."
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Re: WHO IS JOHNNY C?
« Reply #14 on: 27 Aug 2007, 23:07 »

Found.
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« Reply #15 on: 27 Aug 2007, 23:21 »

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Re: WHO IS JOHNNY C?
« Reply #16 on: 27 Aug 2007, 23:50 »

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Re: WHO IS JOHNNY C?
« Reply #17 on: 28 Aug 2007, 08:52 »

I say we hang him.

"I say we scalp him. Then we tattoo him. Then we hang him, and then we kill him."

Is that a Peewee's Big Adventure reference?  If so, I love you.
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« Reply #18 on: 28 Aug 2007, 12:12 »

Yep. It was.
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Re: WHO IS JOHNNY C?
« Reply #19 on: 29 Aug 2007, 17:58 »

Did anyone else end up craving Ringolos really hard after seeing that picture of them?

Mmmmm, hard salty mystery rings.
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Re: WHO IS JOHNNY C?
« Reply #20 on: 29 Aug 2007, 18:41 »

Johnny, I'll buy that t-shirt off your back.
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Re: WHO IS JOHNNY C?
« Reply #21 on: 29 Aug 2007, 18:47 »

Which?
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Re: WHO IS JOHNNY C?
« Reply #22 on: 29 Aug 2007, 20:40 »

The Wilco one I assume.
So, now that I think we all know Johnny, let us get to know eachother.
Now, please, join hands.
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Re: WHO IS JOHNNY C?
« Reply #23 on: 29 Aug 2007, 21:49 »

Mberan's touching me inappropriately!
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Re: WHO IS JOHNNY C?
« Reply #24 on: 29 Aug 2007, 22:54 »



Can we instead discuss the minutae of this photo? I'm not comfortable unless a group of people are obsessing over me, really.
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Re: WHO IS JOHNNY C?
« Reply #25 on: 29 Aug 2007, 23:02 »

Why does this picture suggest that you've been drinking girly rum?
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Re: WHO IS JOHNNY C?
« Reply #26 on: 29 Aug 2007, 23:19 »

That box of LPs contains at least one King Crimson record.

The girly rum I keep upstairs in a jar.
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Re: WHO IS JOHNNY C?
« Reply #27 on: 30 Aug 2007, 06:22 »

Which?

Every shirt you ever wore.
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Re: WHO IS JOHNNY C?
« Reply #28 on: 30 Aug 2007, 06:24 »

Also your underwear. Please.
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Re: WHO IS JOHNNY C?
« Reply #29 on: 30 Aug 2007, 17:01 »

Do you have any idea how many posts you have to sift through to find any individual post Johnny's made?
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« Reply #30 on: 30 Aug 2007, 17:46 »

Almost eight thousand.

As an aside, when the hell did that happen?
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Re: WHO IS JOHNNY C?
« Reply #31 on: 30 Aug 2007, 18:10 »

About 2 photo threads back. You had a hat and a pipe.
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Re: WHO IS JOHNNY C?
« Reply #32 on: 30 Aug 2007, 18:32 »

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Re: WHO IS JOHNNY C?
« Reply #33 on: 30 Aug 2007, 19:19 »

Damn you, I was just going to post that.
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Re: WHO IS JOHNNY C?
« Reply #34 on: 31 Aug 2007, 00:09 »

That picture/caption combo is the best thing ever posted on this forum.

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Re: WHO IS JOHNNY C?
« Reply #35 on: 31 Aug 2007, 00:49 »

The best part was logging on to Facebook today and seeing that he changed his profile picture to that. So awesome.
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Re: WHO IS JOHNNY C?
« Reply #36 on: 31 Aug 2007, 06:07 »

That photo is why any of us were born, tommy.
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« Reply #37 on: 31 Aug 2007, 06:28 »

The best part was logging on to Facebook today and seeing that he changed his profile picture to that. So awesome.
Yes.
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Re: WHO IS JOHNNY C?
« Reply #38 on: 31 Aug 2007, 07:20 »

That picture/caption combo is the best thing ever posted on this forum.

Indeed.
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Re: WHO IS JOHNNY C?
« Reply #39 on: 31 Aug 2007, 08:36 »

I am 100% in favour of threads that boost my self-esteem as much as this one does.

I am also 100% comfortable with the fact that it's doing so by creating the impression that I am a salty sea dog.

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« Reply #40 on: 31 Aug 2007, 09:59 »

Oh Jesus, I had forgotten about that. Awesome.
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Re: WHO IS JOHNNY C?
« Reply #42 on: 31 Aug 2007, 11:19 »

That is quite a collection of Johnny you've got there.
You have some sweet rare ones too.
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« Reply #43 on: 31 Aug 2007, 11:21 »

I think my favorite one of those is the picture with the chips. He just looks so fucking happy that those chips are magic.
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« Reply #44 on: 31 Aug 2007, 11:51 »

I think the chips are magic because he is happy.

I prefer the one beneath it.
"Well blow me down!"
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« Reply #45 on: 31 Aug 2007, 13:24 »

I think my favorite one of those is the picture with the chips. He just looks so fucking happy that those chips are magic.
Seconded.

Though the puppy really helps the one picture.
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Re: WHO IS JOHNNY C?
« Reply #46 on: 31 Aug 2007, 15:02 »

I don't know if it's the lighting or what, but in the Safety Dance one, it looks like he's wearing war paint.
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Re: WHO IS JOHNNY C?
« Reply #47 on: 31 Aug 2007, 16:33 »

That's because I was.
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Re: WHO IS JOHNNY C?
« Reply #48 on: 31 Aug 2007, 16:56 »


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Yes, I am quoting a picture. But that whole thing made me laugh uncontrollably for a good half hour. Funniest thing I saw that day.
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« Reply #49 on: 31 Aug 2007, 17:19 »

Who's laughing?
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