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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #150 on: 13 Sep 2007, 12:24 »

On a recent trip to San Francisco my fiancee bought me this shirt:


When we were walking to the supermarket the other day, she pointed out that between living so close to Boystown and, well, San Francisco on the shirt, when I'm wearing the shirt people probably assume I'm gay. She said this like she just realized it, as if it weren't her plan all along. In retaliation, I pointed out that to complement the Subaru she recently purchased she needs to get a mullet and start wearing flannel shirts.

Also, Joe: Seeing as thus far you have not contributed an actual photo to this actual photo thread like many others have and are instead complaining about it, I choose to read your post as: MEW MEW MEW WHINE WHINE WHINE.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #151 on: 13 Sep 2007, 12:54 »

You know guys that my smile doesn't actually kill fascists right? I just took a normal picture and put it into that context for sillyness right? If you don't read the words, it's just a normal picture thread right?

That photo is incredible.  What kind of camera was used?  Is the person taking it a serious photographer?
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #152 on: 13 Sep 2007, 13:06 »

I kill fascists AT SCHOOL!

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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #153 on: 13 Sep 2007, 13:20 »

Masked bandit plays guitar (also giggles at the name Sackville)

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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #154 on: 13 Sep 2007, 13:22 »

Oh my! What is a girl to do?
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #155 on: 13 Sep 2007, 13:33 »

Masked bandit plays guitar (also giggles at the name Sackville)
I did the same. The giggling, that is. I do not have a guitar to play.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #156 on: 13 Sep 2007, 13:39 »

HEY, I know someone who lives in Sackville! He gradumatated from that high school like four years ago, though.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #157 on: 13 Sep 2007, 13:41 »

That's pretty neat.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #158 on: 13 Sep 2007, 13:54 »

gradumatated

At first I read that as "grad-mutated" and got this mental image of someone graduating and then turning into some Hulk-like monster. Just thought you should know.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #159 on: 13 Sep 2007, 13:57 »

That would be so much better than getting a diploma.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #160 on: 13 Sep 2007, 14:02 »

Wait schimmy is a girl?
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #161 on: 13 Sep 2007, 14:50 »

On a recent trip to San Francisco my fiancee bought me this shirt:

I'm so used to seeing mirror shots reversed that the mirror shot of you not reversed is blowing my mind. Did you flip it back in Photoshop or something, or is the shirt actually backwards?
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #162 on: 13 Sep 2007, 15:35 »

Actually, the camera is backwards.  It takes photos with the viewfinder, not the lens.

I did the same thing with my cellphone in my picture actually (true).
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #163 on: 13 Sep 2007, 16:00 »

heh, it's a digital camera, so there isn't any viewfinder.

Yeah, I reversed it in Photoshop to make the shirt legible. It looks weird to me too. It's like when you hear your own voice recorded; you're like "whoah, is that really how I sound to other people?"

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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #164 on: 13 Sep 2007, 21:08 »



in the hospital ER after i had a brain hemorrhage.



me being facist



hair being huge



hair not so huge.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #165 on: 13 Sep 2007, 21:13 »


That photo is incredible.  What kind of camera was used?  Is the person taking it a serious photographer?

No! It was just my friend Jesse when we were sitting in a cafe and I was taking pictures of him, so he took a few of me. What is cool though is the backdrop is glass, and so you can see a reflection of the cafe in the glass. Also its just a Canon powershot used but a few weeks ago I asked the lovely Lunchbox how she gets her photos looking all fancy, and she showed me the curves function and filters on teh photoshop, and wah lah!
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #166 on: 13 Sep 2007, 21:19 »

heh, it's a digital camera, so there isn't any viewfinder.

Yeah, I reversed it in Photoshop to make the shirt legible. It looks weird to me too. It's like when you hear your own voice recorded; you're like "whoah, is that really how I sound to other people?"

It turns out that seeing yourself as others see you (as opposed to seeing a reflection) is vaguely distrubing to most people. Possibly because you are only used to seeing a reversed image of yourself.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #167 on: 13 Sep 2007, 21:40 »

I only realised I had a lisp when I did a voice recording for that old thread. I confronted my boyfriend and said "Do I have a lisp?" and he just kind of looked at me stupidly.
Says it's cute.
Blegh.


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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #168 on: 13 Sep 2007, 22:45 »


My puppy (Who is now big and fat) Destroys facists by drooling and biting them.
(my hand andknee also get drooled and bitten).
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #169 on: 13 Sep 2007, 22:58 »

Cute!
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #170 on: 14 Sep 2007, 00:03 »



I kiss a cat in an attempt to change the winds of the photothread.  Cat looks unhappy.

This is how I will make the fascists unhappy.

Whoops.  Failure all around.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #171 on: 14 Sep 2007, 02:09 »

THIS THREAD WILL NOW TAKE A CAT DIRECTION.



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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #172 on: 14 Sep 2007, 06:23 »

i know this isn't a photo of me, but i couldn't help but post it after the cat pics:

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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #173 on: 14 Sep 2007, 08:14 »

[Pretty picture.]
My coffee just destroyed YOU!
These colors are really, really great!
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #174 on: 14 Sep 2007, 10:36 »


BANDANA GLORY!!!
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #175 on: 14 Sep 2007, 11:22 »

Trying to look serious here, and not dumb at all.


I got lazy and stopped trimming for a week or so.
So I took a brush and tried to make cool Wolverine swooshes with my sideburns.


They were trimmed immediately afterwards.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #176 on: 14 Sep 2007, 11:28 »

Your mistake was that Wolverine doesn't wear glasses, he wears the bloody innards of his enemies.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #177 on: 14 Sep 2007, 11:40 »

TomAy-to, tom-ah-to.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #178 on: 14 Sep 2007, 14:32 »



In response to far above's "expensive" gloves, there be mah cheapies.



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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #179 on: 14 Sep 2007, 17:55 »

Goddammit I can't find my cat to take photos of.

Edit: Pictures of kitten as promised, I could have made a new post, but I couldn't be bothered.

If I can get my camera to work I'll find photos of her when she was younger playing in a shoe box, one tiny paw shooting out of hole in the box is possibly the cutest thing ever.
« Last Edit: 15 Sep 2007, 07:33 by axerton »
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #180 on: 14 Sep 2007, 18:45 »

I see your kitties, and raise you a drunkard kitty...drunk on all natural carbonated fruit beverages...


I swear that I am not choking him. It is really hard to take a photo of yourself with a dSLR while holding a cat.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #181 on: 14 Sep 2007, 19:11 »

I see your kitties, and raise you a drunkard kitty...

Dude that's a bottle of Izze.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #182 on: 14 Sep 2007, 20:49 »

True...it was the only bottle I had access to while setting up my cat for a surprise photo shoot. I have edited the first description to more accurately reflect my cats beverage of choice.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #183 on: 14 Sep 2007, 20:54 »

It was Catnip flavoured Izze.  The cat was high as a kite, and drunk on immeasurable pleasure.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #184 on: 14 Sep 2007, 21:48 »

The latest member of my menagerie.

The foal was born this morning and when the photo was taken was less than an hour old.
Apologies for the lack of self in photo and the crappy quality.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #185 on: 14 Sep 2007, 23:19 »

You have ponies! I have a TB Paint mare :)


My dress for homecoming!


And the sweatshirt I won from a Mountain Dew give away
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #186 on: 15 Sep 2007, 01:54 »

Hot dress RWS, the retro look works on you.
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« Reply #187 on: 15 Sep 2007, 07:00 »

Black cats for everyone!

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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #188 on: 15 Sep 2007, 07:02 »


Tortoiseshell cats are better.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #189 on: 15 Sep 2007, 07:37 »

OM NOM NOM NOM

PICTURES OF BEN, HANNAH AND ERIK! At the botanical gardens!

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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #190 on: 15 Sep 2007, 09:42 »

PUNCH!
My roommate and I got ahold of a pair of boxing gloves
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #191 on: 15 Sep 2007, 09:48 »

And you thought pretending to be the girl from The Ring would give you an edge in the fight?

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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #192 on: 15 Sep 2007, 09:51 »

It probably would, she doesn't like scary movies much. I had the right glove though, so I already had the advantage.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #193 on: 15 Sep 2007, 10:13 »

YELLOW MINI. (bash)



It's a shame we didn't get a photo of me fondling the nipples... I mean headlamps.
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« Reply #194 on: 15 Sep 2007, 10:17 »

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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #195 on: 15 Sep 2007, 11:34 »

My youngest sister sent me photos she took when my mom and sisters were here visiting a couple weekends ago.

My sisters and I at the lake:

I just realized my sister has that stupid trendy hairstyle where the girl looks like a 50s greaser.

Here one sister and I are pedaling my mom around on some silly quadcycle-thing:

Note that my steering wheel did nothing.

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http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y120/jhocking/mom.jpg
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #196 on: 15 Sep 2007, 12:30 »


When I get drunk I do things I shouldn't. Case in point:



I need to be more careful.
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« Reply #197 on: 15 Sep 2007, 13:02 »

Hot dress RWS, the retro look works on you.

Why thank you. I just hope someone else doesn't have the same dress tonight >.<
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #198 on: 15 Sep 2007, 14:52 »

TheFuriousWombat, your friend is hot. Do you have his number, or are things too awkward between you now?
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #199 on: 15 Sep 2007, 15:23 »

Why thank you. I just hope someone else doesn't have the same dress tonight >.<

It happens more often than you'd think. I happen to be wearing that exact same dress this very minute.
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