Speaking of glasses. I have worn glasses since I was thirteen years old, so that I could see distant things.
However, I am sort of in the middle/between glasses right now. I still need them, but entirely different ones. I will have a final eye check next month.
Thanks to the magic of cataract surgery, I now have new bionic eyes (not X-Ray vision, however, just bionic). The new eyes are very nice. Everything is much cleaner, brighter, newer and fresher looking than before. Except for me, of course. I can now see myself in the mirror, and I look OLD. I asked my surgeon about this, and he pointed out (in paragraph three of the fine print, which I can now read) that this was a highly probable side effect. He also said that he could not do anything about it, but he did give me the telephone number of his brother-in-law, the plastic surgeon.
To check the new eyes out, I have re-read all of the picture threads, and you people are even better looking than I thought.
Iechyd Da!