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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1550 on: 24 Nov 2007, 18:11 »



I vant to suck your chords.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1551 on: 24 Nov 2007, 20:01 »


So I got one of those lomography cameras
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1552 on: 25 Nov 2007, 00:18 »

Yesterday one of my mates from uni had his 21st birthday party. He wanted a theme and decided to have a White Party (basically everyone has to wear all white). Unfortunately not only do I not like wearing white, I also don't have any white clothes because I only ever wear black. Anyway it basically turned out that not only were my girlfriend and I the only people at this party not wearing white, I was also wearing exactly what my friend was wearing but in black. And I mean exactly, right down to the brand of shirt.

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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1553 on: 25 Nov 2007, 00:22 »



Seriously my hair is getting goddamn long.

EDIT: also hot damn this webcam is shitty
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1554 on: 25 Nov 2007, 01:14 »

I slept with one of my hot friends on Thanksgiving.







No, seriously I slept with her lol

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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1555 on: 25 Nov 2007, 10:03 »

It looks more like you slept on her.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1556 on: 25 Nov 2007, 10:10 »

I must say, not to sound creepy, for a webcomic with as many geeky/obscure references as is, and a robot, this is certainly a very good looking fan base.

If you know what I mean.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1557 on: 25 Nov 2007, 10:35 »

The title claims this thread does not bow to historical revisionism, yet I'm pretty sure posts have been deleted since I left for Thanksgiving. SHENANIGANS

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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1558 on: 25 Nov 2007, 15:35 »

Drill King, that fact gets pointed out at least ten times per photothread. It think it has been decided that most forumites are masquerading as people better looking than they actually are.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1559 on: 25 Nov 2007, 15:50 »

Do you mean to imply that my exceptional good looks are all a filthy lie? I don't like you anymore :(

It looks more like you slept on her.

I like being on top.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1560 on: 25 Nov 2007, 15:57 »

I'm okay with that.

Here is a photo because we haven't had one in a while.

« Last Edit: 25 Nov 2007, 16:01 by Misconception »
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1561 on: 25 Nov 2007, 19:00 »

Alright guys, thread's over. Move along, nothing to see here.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1562 on: 25 Nov 2007, 19:02 »

All Sam can say is that his life is pretty plain.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1563 on: 25 Nov 2007, 19:24 »


Yeah, I get it. My tattoo looks like a pretzel.


I weigh just shy of 160 pounds.

That dude, my friend Mike, weighs about 280. I did not get far.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1564 on: 25 Nov 2007, 19:25 »

Oh, dang. You and I weigh about the same.

Why are you so much sexier than me?
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1565 on: 25 Nov 2007, 19:36 »

Top class breeding, Oz.

I have a pick too, guys:

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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1566 on: 25 Nov 2007, 20:39 »

Okay so it appears that I am now brunette.
Next to chop most of this pesky hair off.

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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1567 on: 25 Nov 2007, 21:06 »

sam


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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1568 on: 25 Nov 2007, 23:38 »

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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1569 on: 26 Nov 2007, 04:52 »

hola.

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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1570 on: 26 Nov 2007, 04:54 »

Next to chop most of this pesky hair off.

But it looks really good!

Est, that is a furious looking dong.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1571 on: 26 Nov 2007, 05:04 »

It is in the process of springing into action
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1572 on: 26 Nov 2007, 07:59 »

This was on Black Friday, at work, in the bathroom.  Notice the fire alarm in the background.  I was tempted to pull that more than once.

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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1573 on: 26 Nov 2007, 08:06 »

Man. I wish I had time go to the bathroom to hold personal photo shoots while working on Black Friday in prior years.

Fuck, I wish I had time to go to the bathroom period while working on Black Friday in prior years.
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« Reply #1574 on: 26 Nov 2007, 08:40 »

They actually gave us breaks.  I was surprised.  Usually all the new seasonal people try to call out and mess up the break schedule so instead of having 2 we got none or vice versa.  This year we got lucky, I guess.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1575 on: 26 Nov 2007, 08:46 »

When I worked retail, it was well known that everyone was replaceable. Unless you asked for it off in like July (And you needed a solid reason), Black Friday was a mandatory work day. If a seasonal didn't show up for Black Friday, they were cut loose and replaced.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1576 on: 26 Nov 2007, 09:15 »

I know, that's what happened last year, with at least 5 people.  This year only one person pulled that, and they're gone.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1577 on: 26 Nov 2007, 11:48 »

Oh awesome that is so radical Sam

Here is a whole-sized Snickers bar

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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1578 on: 26 Nov 2007, 15:57 »

Opinions, folks:




That's my hair as it stands presently (Top). Should I keep growing it, or give up and go back to shaving it (Bottom)?

Edit: Added picture of shaved head for comparison's sake.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1579 on: 26 Nov 2007, 16:27 »

Oooh, that jaw! I think my heart's explodin'! THAT JAW!

Bonus points: +5 for the strip being linked within the hour, +5 for remembering an old strip.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1580 on: 26 Nov 2007, 16:28 »

Maybe a little longer, but keep it pretty short. But if you ever lose the facial hair(don't, it's manly) grow it out longer.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1581 on: 26 Nov 2007, 17:07 »

If I am remembering the right pictures, I vote go back to really short/shaved hair.

You should probably post some for comparison though.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1582 on: 26 Nov 2007, 17:16 »

Holy shit dude, you kindof look like this Romanian dude I worked with this summer. He was awesome but I secretly hated him 'cause all the hawt ladies in the drive-thru would always be like "Sup where's Andrei?" and nobody ever asked for me.

All this to say, I hate you because you're pretty.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1583 on: 26 Nov 2007, 17:34 »


Hi guys!  Today I have been cleaning.  My nose is itchy from all the dust in our filthy filthy house.  I hate hate vacuuming.

I stopped when I got to the main thing I had to clean because it was just too depressing.  Most of that stuff is my boyfriend's anyway, he just conviniently left to do something else when we were going to clean it.  Meanie.


Edit: Obsessions keep the hair.  It's totally hot.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1584 on: 26 Nov 2007, 17:35 »

Shit, even I've never slept on a lady and I'm the prettiest fucker on this page without lady-bits that's not named Sam.

Edit: Ahhhh, tits and balls. It's no longer the "this page" I was referring to. God damn it, ebony_willow. I reserve the right to rescind my prior statement as Sam is not presently on this page and, for all I know, some of the dudes on here that are prettier than me may post on this page.

And for the sake of starting the page with a picture, Nabisco has deemed fit to redesign their Oreo packaging with an "Easy Open Pull Tab." I will now review this new packaging in picture format. Multiple pictures ensue, but it's a fucking story, so deal.







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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1585 on: 26 Nov 2007, 17:40 »

... he says on a new page.  Good show, sir!
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1586 on: 26 Nov 2007, 18:06 »

Well, at least you've slept on a lady. That is more than some of us

Yeah, uh, we totally staged that shot.

Also if you're going to post Oreos you have to share. I can't get those here, punk.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1587 on: 26 Nov 2007, 18:31 »

Yeah, keep the hair, 0b.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1588 on: 26 Nov 2007, 21:05 »

An Actual Real Live Boy and I at a fancy fountain.

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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1589 on: 26 Nov 2007, 21:08 »

No fair, Real Live Boy.

0b, shave the head.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1590 on: 26 Nov 2007, 21:17 »

Hells of cute photo, sandysmilinstrange.

No way dude, keep the hair.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1591 on: 26 Nov 2007, 21:31 »

For all I know, some of the dudes on here that are prettier than me may post on this page.

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« Reply #1592 on: 26 Nov 2007, 21:49 »

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k117/Monkey-King/Me/100_2487.jpg

also I use my superpowers to fight evil.....

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k117/Monkey-King/Me/100_2499.jpg

I thought the pics were a little large so didnt throw them in full size....that just seems rude.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1593 on: 26 Nov 2007, 22:09 »

Just uh, resize them?
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« Reply #1594 on: 26 Nov 2007, 22:17 »

Nah, too much effort, it seems like I would be trying too hard, especially for the low number of posts I had, and this way people can look if they feel like it.....or not, no skin off my nose
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« Reply #1595 on: 27 Nov 2007, 00:40 »

Random Rondellhund!!!!!!!

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« Reply #1596 on: 27 Nov 2007, 01:24 »

New theme: cardboard cutouts. Bonus points if you've got a Han Solo one.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1597 on: 27 Nov 2007, 02:57 »

Extra bonus points if you have, you know, yourself in the picture, given that that's meant to be the whole point of the picture thread.
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Re: This photothread DOES NOT BOW TO HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
« Reply #1598 on: 27 Nov 2007, 03:13 »

100 points if it is a cardboard cutout of yourself.
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« Reply #1599 on: 27 Nov 2007, 05:22 »

200 if you're making out with it
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