Nobody's mentioning All Along the Watchtower?
I think in the interests of brevity Bob Dylan should be excluded from this thread.
Joe Cocker - With A Little Help From My Friends (Beatles)
Is this some kind of post-modern ironic thing? Cocker's version is fucking
terrible. I don't care if the Beatles were so stoned they let Ringo sing the original (thanks, Bill!), it could never be as bad as Cocker's version. "Whaaaaaat... wouldyouthiiiiink... ifIsaaaang... outoftuuuuune?" You
are singing out of tune, you gormless twat - now piss off and assail some other poor bastard.
True story: someone put the Cocker WALHFMF on in the UMIST union bar one night. At the end of the first line someone yelled "YES!", and half a dozen patrons promptly stood up and walked out.
And, the remake of all time that's the most WORSE than the original:
That version of Big Yellow Taxi playing on the radio right now.
That version of Big Yellow Taxi may well be Joni Mitchell's new version.
C. Patrick Carolan - if they don't get you for claiming Love Spit Love's cover of How Soon Is Now? is better than the original, I'll get you on grounds of Probable Charmed Fandom. Start running, boy. (I'll say this for it, though - it's the
only good cover of HSIN. I know this because I spent a weekend once hunting them all down.)
There's a number of noms I'll gladly second in this thread, but i have a few of my own.
Laibach - God Is God (originally by Juno Reactor)
Rammstein - Das Modell (originally by Kraftwerk)
Cowboy Junkies - Sweet Jane (originally by Lou Reed)
The Breeders - Theme from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" (originally by Nerf Herder)
16 Horsepower - Day of the Lord (originally by Joy Division)
Thea Gilmore - Ever Fallen In Love...? (originally by The Buzzcocks)
Honourable mention for Alien Sex Fiend's cover of Echoes (originally by Pink Floyd). Not better... just entirely different while at the same time exactly the same.
Query: do traditional arrangements qualify as remakes? If so, add House of the Rising Sun by the Animals and Loch Lomond by Runrig to the list.
EDIT: Buggrit, I forgot the Gourds - Gin and Juice (originally by Snoop Doggy Whateverthehellhe's callinghimselfthisweek). Bluegrass rap, as I live.