Topic: So, you want to listen to music with balls? (Read 38653 times)

Johnny C · « **Reply #50 on:** 05 Oct 2007, 10:09 »

I don't think it was Dio. Wasn't half of Dio's presence in that movie related to showing the filmmakers his sword collection?

glwtta · « **Reply #51 on:** 05 Oct 2007, 14:07 »

Quote from: E. Spaceman on 04 Oct 2007, 20:41

Quote from: KharBevNor on 04 Oct 2007, 18:21
you can easily believe the view that there's a LOT of repressed homosexuality thrumming about in metal

This isn't a dig at anyone but, maybe it is because i like dudes, and i like metal, but was this not blindingly obvious to everyone since ever?

Homoeroticism in metal? Unpossible!

KharBevNor · « **Reply #52 on:** 05 Oct 2007, 14:20 »

Protip: Rammstein aren't metal!

Homoeroticism is entirely a given in industrial music of any sort. In its purest state it's basically queer dada fascist robot music.

Thrillho · « **Reply #53 on:** 05 Oct 2007, 15:00 »

Worst thread ever.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #54 on:** 05 Oct 2007, 15:05 »

DK, this is your first official warning: Stop sucking.

ScrambledGregs · « **Reply #55 on:** 05 Oct 2007, 15:14 »

Quote from: KharBevNor on 05 Oct 2007, 14:20

Homoeroticism is entirely a given in industrial music of any sort. In its purest state it's basically queer dada fascist robot music.

I like this description. Does that make me gay?? I guess I better listen to the bands the original poster mentioned...

Thrillho · « **Reply #56 on:** 05 Oct 2007, 16:01 »

Quote from: KharBevNor on 05 Oct 2007, 15:05

DK, this is your first official warning: Stop sucking.

Hey, perhaps I wasn't clear - the replies have made this the best thread ever. The opening post was the worst post ever.

Besides, I'll stop sucking when you stop cumming.

(Had to be done.)

(I said that before I started too.)

(You heard/read me.)

KharBevNor · « **Reply #57 on:** 05 Oct 2007, 17:29 »

The OP didn't really mention industrial. You want more stuff like this. Or maybe this. Maybe something like this even, and definitely stuff like this or this (the last is probably one of the gayest music videos ever, apart from the video to Loves Secret Domain Coil made that was so gay even they wouldn't release it. It was apparently filmed in a club in Bangkok, and has a cast of about forty almost certainly underage mostly naked dancing boys and male prostitutes.)

Fuck I do love Industrial music.

KvP · « **Reply #58 on:** 05 Oct 2007, 19:37 »

Quote from: KharBevNor on 05 Oct 2007, 17:29

The OP didn't really mention industrial. You want more stuff like this. Or maybe this. Maybe something like this even, and definitely stuff like this or this (the last is probably one of the gayest music videos ever, apart from the video to Loves Secret Domain Coil made that was so gay even they wouldn't release it. It was apparently filmed in a club in Bangkok, and has a cast of about forty almost certainly underage mostly naked dancing boys and male prostitutes.)

Fuck I do love Industrial music.

Did that video happen to be directed by Dereck Jarman? Sounds like his type of thing. Coil did excellent work for him.

Caspian · « **Reply #59 on:** 05 Oct 2007, 23:28 »

Quote from: DynamiteKid on 05 Oct 2007, 15:00

Worst thread ever.

I would tell you to 'go home and listen to Sufjan', but that would be a bit too harsh. No one should ever have to listen to Sufjan.

Anyway, In an attempt to stop my thread becoming a discussion of the homoerotic tendencies in industrial music, I've got a few more albums for you all.

This is something a little bit different, but it's still excellent. This is Forefather's 'Deep into Time', an excellent piece of 'anglo-saxon metal' (read: Black Metal with English themes) that's very much about battle, honor, and a return to manlier times. Don't let the black metal description turn you off- this is quite well produced, and even quite melodic, although it's still quite primal and fierce nonetheless. An excellent album all round, really.

Link: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=5PGHDAZ7

This one here is Hellyeah's s/t. None more manly!!

Heh, or perhaps not. Khar's mentioned Judas Priest before in this thread and posting some is always a good idea. I think their best is British Steel, but it seems that lots of people disagree with that. I don't have Painkiller on this computer so I guess Screaming for Vengeance will do. This is quite an excellent album. Halford's in great form as per usual, and while it's not as consistent imo as British Steel, tunes like Electric Eye and You've Got Another Thing.. are excellent tunes indeed, though (Take these) Chains stinks real bad. Anyway, a pretty good album, and owning a Judas Priest album is compulsory for anyone who has a penis (and for those without. everyone needs some Judas Priest.)

Link: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=TC263X60 (stole this link, says it has some bonus tracks of some sort. Could be interesting!)

Clobbersaurus · « **Reply #60 on:** 06 Oct 2007, 00:07 »

Quote from: Hat on 04 Oct 2007, 21:53

i reckon the thread ended around here.

Caspian · « **Reply #61 on:** 06 Oct 2007, 00:18 »

Maybe. Speaking of some Manowar, here's Sign of the Hammer - meant to add this to my last post but forgot. Most people find it hard to get past Manowar's posing and general ridiculousness- but at the same time that's why I love them, and that's why I've uploaded them. The thing I love about these guys is that there isn't a hint of irony about Manowar- from what I can tell they've never said that they did it 'for the lulz' or anything. Irony is for pussies, and Manowar are anything but. And while people may laugh at them, I bet no one's actually said it to their faces..

Anyway, Manowar would just be a long running joke if they didn't have some excellent songs. And luckily, they do have some excellent songs. It's all really quite epic and rousing (arousing?), hell, I think that even the ballads are pretty good. Plus, these guys seem like a great bunch that really care about their fans.

To sum up: A ridiculous but nonetheless awesome image, and some great songs.

Link: http://rapidshare.com/files/18662411/03_-_Manowar_-_Sign_Of_The_Hammer_1984_.rar.html

Hat · « **Reply #62 on:** 06 Oct 2007, 00:33 »

Hahahahah yeah, Manowar are definately a running joke.

a pack of wolves · « **Reply #63 on:** 06 Oct 2007, 04:50 »

I know you were being sarcastic, but that's actually pretty accurate. I loved that song and I can't imagine many of my hardcore devoted associates not being won over either.

valley_parade · « **Reply #64 on:** 06 Oct 2007, 08:32 »

Quote from: tommydski on 05 Oct 2007, 13:22

Holy Moly! My best friend growing up was related to the singer of this band. They had great song titles. I think one was called 'New Hampshire is Alright if you Like Fighting'.

So that's where NOFX ripped off "Jamaica's Alright if You Like Homophobes" from.

amok · « **Reply #65 on:** 06 Oct 2007, 09:15 »

I've been loving both recently, especially Low - god knows why it took me so long to listen to them.

Codeine sound a bit more intense, like it's gonna take more repeat listens to crack them, but sound really promising. Great bands.

jimbunny · « **Reply #66 on:** 06 Oct 2007, 09:49 »

This music has super balls.

Ocarina654 · « **Reply #67 on:** 06 Oct 2007, 11:46 »

Bringing back the 80s

glwtta · « **Reply #68 on:** 06 Oct 2007, 15:08 »

Quote from: KharBevNor on 05 Oct 2007, 14:20

Protip: Rammstein aren't metal!

Homoeroticism is entirely a given in industrial music of any sort. In its purest state it's basically queer dada fascist robot music.

Eh, NDH/"Tanz-Metall" is metal, maybe too mainstream to be Metal to some purists, but they are a silly bunch to begin with (of course I take personal offense at metalcore/nu-metal being called metal...). Fitting description, though.

I freakin' love Laibach - good video, too.

And you are right, that Coil video is definitely in the running for Gayest Thing Ever (quite a prestigious competition, that).

glwtta · « **Reply #69 on:** 06 Oct 2007, 15:23 »

Getting back on topic, here's some pure, unadulterated Cock Rock for you: Bang Camaro

KharBevNor · « **Reply #70 on:** 06 Oct 2007, 15:39 »

Dude, I'm sorry, but because Wikipedia says something it doesn't actually make it true.

glwtta · « **Reply #71 on:** 06 Oct 2007, 15:53 »

Quote from: KharBevNor on 06 Oct 2007, 15:39

Dude, I'm sorry, but because Wikipedia says something it doesn't actually make it true.

OK, you win - industrial metal is not a type of metal. Happy?

Johnny C · « **Reply #72 on:** 06 Oct 2007, 17:35 »

Quote from: glwtta on 06 Oct 2007, 15:08

Gayest Thing Ever

I still say Mr. Clean and The Brawny Paper Towel Man are super-gay.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #73 on:** 06 Oct 2007, 18:09 »

Dude, their industrial rock. Compare with a real industrial metal band, like The CNK, or Aborym, or even popular examples like Ministry or early Fear Factory, and then compare them with bands like KMFDM, Oomph!, Hanzel Und Gretyl etc. and you'll see what I mean. Rammstein have some metal influences, in some songs, on some albums, but that don't make them metal, anymore than having folk influences makes Finntroll a folk band.

Jeez.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #74 on:** 06 Oct 2007, 20:49 »

Quote from: tommydski on 06 Oct 2007, 09:12

Why is all the music I love so utterly tedious?

It must be because you don't have any testicles

Johnny C · « **Reply #75 on:** 07 Oct 2007, 00:12 »

Seriously. The brawny guy looks like Circus Penis.

Caspian · « **Reply #76 on:** 07 Oct 2007, 00:38 »

Quote from: tommydski on 06 Oct 2007, 09:12

Quote from: a pack of wolves on 06 Oct 2007, 04:50
I know you were being sarcastic, but that's actually pretty accurate. I loved that song and I can't imagine many of my hardcore devoted associates not being won over either.

You'd probably love the masculine intensity of Codeine as well then.
Or the sheer adrenaline of Low.

Why is all the music I love so utterly tedious?

Nothing wrong with tedious music. I quite enjoyed the new Low, and I'm a huge drone doom fan, which is the definition of tedious-ness.

Quote from: khar

stuff about rammstein

Are those guys still going? I loved them back around Mutter and stuff, but since then I've really gone off them. I have no idea what they've done since then.

amok · « **Reply #77 on:** 07 Oct 2007, 03:58 »

One of them has an electronic side-project that doesn't suck, and their songs still all sound the same. Business as usual.

edit: said side project = "Emigrate"

Der Turm, der Leute frass · « **Reply #78 on:** 07 Oct 2007, 05:20 »

Quote from: amok on 07 Oct 2007, 03:58

One of them has an electronic side-project that ~~doesn't~~ sucks,, and their songs still all sound the same. Business as usual.

edit: said side project = "Emigrate"

carrotosaurus · « **Reply #79 on:** 07 Oct 2007, 08:44 »

Why has no one mentioned Goblin Cock yet?

amok · « **Reply #80 on:** 07 Oct 2007, 10:46 »

Quote from: Der Turm, der Leute frass on 07 Oct 2007, 05:20

Quote from: amok on 07 Oct 2007, 03:58
One of them has an electronic side-project that ~~doesn't~~ sucks,, and their songs still all sound the same. Business as usual.

edit: said side project = "Emigrate"

Doesn't suck compared to Rammstein anyway

ScrambledGregs · « **Reply #81 on:** 07 Oct 2007, 11:24 »

This thread should now become about adding testicles to album covers.

E. Spaceman · « **Reply #82 on:** 07 Oct 2007, 11:45 »

INcidentally, Fleetwood Mac is way better than most music in this thread

jeph · « **Reply #83 on:** 07 Oct 2007, 13:41 »

This thread is improving! Now it gets a

out of a possible

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KharBevNor · « **Reply #84 on:** 07 Oct 2007, 16:02 »

Quote from: carrotosaurus on 07 Oct 2007, 08:44

Why has no one mentioned Goblin Cock yet?

Probably because they aren't very good!

carrotosaurus · « **Reply #85 on:** 07 Oct 2007, 16:07 »

Anything Rob Crow touches turns to gold.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #86 on:** 07 Oct 2007, 16:28 »

I don't know who Rob Crow is, but if he's involved with Goblin Cock, then I'm sad to say that your thesis is wrong! Goblin Cock play tedious semi-doom designed to poke fun at a genre (metal) that they obviously have no love or respect for. They're also a transparent dig at Orange Goblin, which is unforgivable.

If you want joke metal, try this.

jeph · « **Reply #87 on:** 07 Oct 2007, 17:02 »

oh my god i had never heard/seen 3 inches of blood before

that one dude is like Dio and Kevin Drew had a gay metal baby

also it is inexcusable to play that style of metal and not have any decent guitar solos

KharBevNor · « **Reply #88 on:** 07 Oct 2007, 17:23 »

Yeah, they don't put a decent solo in all their songs, which is a shame, and the solos they do have are nothing special. It's the bands major failing. I'd rather introduce people to them with a track like Wykydtron or Axes of Evil, which probably has one of the best opening lines of a ridiculous metal song: "HARK! Our scout has reached the gate/bringing news of war...", if that distinction hadn't been taken already by the first track from the 'Advance and Vanquish' album, Fear on the Bridge (Upon the Boiling Sea Part 1), which begins with the immortal lines: "TORMENTS! From the pits of HELL! In the seas where pirates dwell!". Though I must say, Axes of Evil gains lots of bonus points for containing other lyrical gems like:

"NO! You must not seek the blades!
It's said that they are cursed!
Possess you if your found,
To the Dread Lord they are bound!
Cutting flesh for him to eat,
Bloody raw lucifer meat.
Peril awaits you in the fjords,
We cannot lose you to the...
AXES OF EVIL!
STRONG NOT FEEBLE!
AXES OF EVIL!
COME ON!"

Hey look, I found a load of those things on Youtube where they take a song and just put it over a still image or video game footage or something:

Axes of Evil

Fear on the Bridge

Destroy the Orcs

jeph · « **Reply #89 on:** 07 Oct 2007, 18:22 »

As far as jokey metal bands go, I definitely enjoy The Sword a lot more.

KvP · « **Reply #90 on:** 07 Oct 2007, 18:36 »

Quote from: KharBevNor on 07 Oct 2007, 16:28

I don't know who Rob Crow is, but if he's involved with Goblin Cock, then I'm sad to say that your thesis is wrong! Goblin Cock play tedious semi-doom designed to poke fun at a genre (metal) that they obviously have no love or respect for. They're also a transparent dig at Orange Goblin, which is unforgivable.

If you want joke metal, try this.

Rob Crow is, I believe, part of Pinback, so he ain't all bad.

carrotosaurus · « **Reply #91 on:** 07 Oct 2007, 19:09 »

And Thingy.

But, geez, you folks really dig your metal.

TheFuriousWombat · « **Reply #92 on:** 07 Oct 2007, 21:36 »

Is this right??

est · « **Reply #93 on:** 07 Oct 2007, 22:12 »

So by "with balls" you mean "that is shit" ? I am pretty confused, I guess.

I am enjoying all the homoerotic pictures in this thread though. Please continue.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #94 on:** 07 Oct 2007, 22:18 »

I just got back from seeing High on Fire. They fucking rocked. Pretty much the perfect band for this thread.

TheFuriousWombat · « **Reply #95 on:** 07 Oct 2007, 22:28 »

Mono beats High on Fire any day of the week. They should have headlined, not opened. I can say this with confidence after seeing them live three times and having my mind (and ear drums) blown each time.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #96 on:** 07 Oct 2007, 22:43 »

Oh, I actually enjoyed Mono's set a lot more, but High On Fire's more appropriate for the thread (and also awesome.) I'm in a much more post-rock groove than a metal one. That said, some of HoF's songs were fucking killer.

Johnny C · « **Reply #97 on:** 07 Oct 2007, 23:30 »

Anyways, when I want music with balls, I listen to this.

True story: Pick someone you love. This album has already teabagged them.

Caspian · « **Reply #98 on:** 08 Oct 2007, 02:47 »

Quote from: est on 07 Oct 2007, 22:12

So by "with balls" you mean "that is shit" ? I am pretty confused, I guess.

I am enjoying all the homoerotic pictures in this thread though. Please continue.

If I wanted to listen to music that is shit, I'd listen to all of your favourite bands.

..I don't know what your favourite bands are, but anyone who dislikes Neurosis(among other bands in this thread) clearly has no taste in music,

supersheep · « **Reply #99 on:** 08 Oct 2007, 09:30 »

Please, PLEASE can we have some more of this whole musical elitism thing you've got going on? Pretty please?

+20 idiot points.

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