Can we talk about the book?
This book reads very heavy-handedly. I am already bored of this world filled with florid writing concerning women, a great deal of cursing (show not tell, class!), and supposed ironic wordings that simply fall flat.
This is nowhere near Gaiman caliber. At least it's free, but so is my library.
ETA
("HEY LOOK AN OWL" are they fucking serious?)
ETAA
(Did they seriously just include the haunted eBay painting? Hands Hold Him In, I think it's called? Is this a parody?)