Topic: Mafia! (Read 46428 times)

Ballard · « **Reply #100 on:** 26 Oct 2007, 15:35 »

Yes please.

Lines · « **Reply #101 on:** 27 Oct 2007, 05:11 »

Because of the previous day's mayhem, the townspeople of Nowheresville had a much rougher night than the night before. People were on edge, children were afraid, even the dogs and cats of the town hid under their owner's beds. So when a fire started on Main St., everyone was awake to notice it happened. The town bakery was on fire! But that wasn't all. Before the firemen could arrive, the townspeople were able to see the owner was tied to the counter inside of the store. That night, LordNagash died in his own bakery. The police are convinced the mafia is responsible for this horrible crime.

So, town, who's responsible for this? Accuse away!

IronOxide · « **Reply #102 on:** 27 Oct 2007, 07:46 »

I don't like the look on Dark_Flame's face.

Slick · « **Reply #103 on:** 27 Oct 2007, 07:59 »

Oxide's pointing a finger, but that finger's covered in blood!

calenlass · « **Reply #104 on:** 27 Oct 2007, 08:34 »

jhocking.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #105 on:** 27 Oct 2007, 09:02 »

You're not gonna get away with it this time around, Slick.

I is Grammar · « **Reply #106 on:** 27 Oct 2007, 09:51 »

Slick.

calenlass · « **Reply #107 on:** 27 Oct 2007, 09:53 »

Hey Slick, I think you should either ditch the fedora for a while or prepare to suffer for your sexiness.

Gemmwah · « **Reply #108 on:** 27 Oct 2007, 10:12 »

Slick

I love you man, but I just don't trust the hat.

Slick · « **Reply #109 on:** 27 Oct 2007, 10:17 »

Guys! Guys! Come on now! Haven't we been friends, for, like, ever? This is nonsense. Use some detective skills or something.

Look, I am peaceful and serene in a field, I am no mobster! Would a mobster wear a scarf like that?

Gemmwah · « **Reply #110 on:** 27 Oct 2007, 10:18 »

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #111 on:** 27 Oct 2007, 10:33 »

The guy has been accusing people left and right! He'll send us all on a witch hunt if we don't stop him now. He's either a mobster or the village idiot, and both can be dangerous.

calenlass · « **Reply #112 on:** 27 Oct 2007, 10:39 »

Who is witch hunts? Is witch hunts a user?

Liz · « **Reply #113 on:** 27 Oct 2007, 10:43 »

I would also like to vote Slick.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #114 on:** 27 Oct 2007, 10:44 »

fine, changed it. Happy? Grammar natzi...

KTkat · « **Reply #115 on:** 27 Oct 2007, 10:52 »

This mafia is sneaky...not only are they murdering our friends, they're trying to deprive us of nourishment!

Sorry, Slick, but you look like you're plotting something in that pic.

*runs and hides*

Slick · « **Reply #116 on:** 27 Oct 2007, 12:14 »

I guess that puts me on trial for murder, when in fact I should be on trial for trying to have fun. If you guys hate fun so much, go ahead.
If you think convicting me and hanging me from the neck until dead will solve anything, please do, but I tell you now, I am not the only one who has been accusing people, and there are much more likely people to be mafia than me. Look not to the loud or the defiant, look to the quiet and sneaky, for those are the ones hiding things.
I say this now, that if you kill me here today you'll spend the rest of your lives regretting your last mistake.

LordNagash · « **Reply #117 on:** 27 Oct 2007, 16:36 »

Liz · « **Reply #118 on:** 27 Oct 2007, 17:16 »

I still say Slick is guilty.

Slick · « **Reply #119 on:** 27 Oct 2007, 18:07 »

"Oh hi there, Mr. Stranger on the Street, how do you do? Why yes, I was saving this fedora & whip for someone special, but that's OK, you can have it. You look like you could use it."

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #120 on:** 27 Oct 2007, 18:16 »

This is ridiculous! I leave town for a few days and look what happens! I've known Slick here for a good long while and that dude is no murderer. Don't get me wrong, he is a jerk but he wouldn't actually kill somebody.

Not Guilty.

Lines · « **Reply #121 on:** 27 Oct 2007, 18:25 »

I hate to be a bitch, but I've had a really shitty day and for one last time, if you are not playing this game, do not post in this thread. Please.

Guilty - 2
Not Guilty - 5

(Verdicts will update.)

KTkat · « **Reply #122 on:** 27 Oct 2007, 18:32 »

I'm torn. But I'm going to say "not guilty." Three people are already dead!

Liz · « **Reply #123 on:** 27 Oct 2007, 18:56 »

Even more reason to remove the Mafia!

Joseph · « **Reply #124 on:** 27 Oct 2007, 23:04 »

Slick is an alright fellow in my books. Just because he owns a fedora, it's no reason to accuse him. Not guilty!

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #125 on:** 27 Oct 2007, 23:21 »

slick is good man. when I first come to town with dreams of a better life, he helped me obtain my first job. when christmas rolled around there was a knock at my door, he had brought me a christmas turkey for my family to have.

I saw not guilty

Eris · « **Reply #126 on:** 27 Oct 2007, 23:35 »

Come on, someone dressed that snazzily isn't part of the mafia! He's just a ladies' man, that's all.

Not Guilty

IronOxide · « **Reply #127 on:** 28 Oct 2007, 00:09 »

The dude accused me of murder.

Guilty

Lines · « **Reply #128 on:** 28 Oct 2007, 07:11 »

With a vote of 5 to 2, Slick, you are not guilty. Town, go to sleep and try to get some rest. Roles, PM me your decisions.

Lines · « **Reply #129 on:** 29 Oct 2007, 18:00 »

*poke poke* Oh, you're not dead, good. Ahem.

After quite an ordeal over the weekend, the town finally got itself back to normal. Since they couldn't seem to decide on who was responsible for the last death, they brushed it off as a fluke. Maybe some homicidal maniac passed through their town and at seeing their resolve to find the culprit, he or she decided to flee the scene. But it was not so. Earlier this evening, a couple returning home from dinner at the local diner happened to witness the latest crime. They were walking along the sidewalk on Main St. when they saw a person run up behind Boro and smash a gardening hoe at the ase of his skull, severing his spine. Before the couple could react, the murderer ran off. They were unable to see his/her face and police found no evidence leading it to a specific person.

Town, it is up to you to find the people responsible for this crime, even if it is only one at a time. It's time for the finger pointing to resume.

calenlass · « **Reply #130 on:** 29 Oct 2007, 18:04 »

Jeph Jacques

for that goddamn isopod shirt that isn't out yet. I am so disappointed in you, Jeph.

Liz · « **Reply #131 on:** 29 Oct 2007, 18:06 »

But if we kill him off we will never get the shirt.

calenlass · « **Reply #132 on:** 29 Oct 2007, 18:09 »

Oh I just want to make him sweat a little. You know, put some pressure on.

ampersandwitch · « **Reply #133 on:** 29 Oct 2007, 18:17 »

Misconception is sounding a bit overcareful to me.
Not sayin', jus' sayin'.
SAYIN THAT SHE'S PART OF THE GODDAMN MOB.

Liz · « **Reply #134 on:** 29 Oct 2007, 18:21 »

No, I just want the pretty pretty isopod shirt.

KTkat · « **Reply #135 on:** 29 Oct 2007, 18:23 »

Alas, poor Phil, I knew him well

Obviously this was done by someone who gardens! (Quick, someone name someone who's a gardener, 'cause I don't know any.)

Eris · « **Reply #136 on:** 29 Oct 2007, 18:24 »

Quote from: Misconception on 29 Oct 2007, 18:21

No, I just want the pretty pretty isopod shirt.

But if you wear it then everyone will be able to tell it is you KILLING ALL THE INNOCENT TOWNSFOLK!

Misconception is looking guiltier by the second!

Liz · « **Reply #137 on:** 29 Oct 2007, 18:25 »

Also I would like to vote I_is_Grammar.

Lines · « **Reply #138 on:** 29 Oct 2007, 18:38 »

Misconception - 3
Grammar - 1

Tyler · « **Reply #139 on:** 29 Oct 2007, 18:52 »

Misconception? Works for me!

Liz · « **Reply #140 on:** 29 Oct 2007, 19:00 »

Not cool, guys. Not cool.

ampersandwitch · « **Reply #141 on:** 29 Oct 2007, 19:07 »

Everyone knows that the word Misconception is an anagram for "Moon Incest Pic." Need I say more?
LET HER HANG.

Liz · « **Reply #142 on:** 29 Oct 2007, 19:13 »

I am frightened that you came up with that.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #143 on:** 29 Oct 2007, 19:21 »

*ghost voice* God Damnit! Someone wanted to silence me. SILEEEEEENCE THE VOICE OF REEEEEASONNNNNN......*end ghost voice* ((didn't need this stupid thread anyway))

Slick · « **Reply #144 on:** 29 Oct 2007, 19:52 »

Guys I know Misconception hated me earlier and wanted to kill me when I was clearly not guilty, but whatever. I say we find someone worthy of the trial before wasting.

Lines · « **Reply #145 on:** 29 Oct 2007, 19:54 »

Quote from: ampersandwitch on 29 Oct 2007, 19:07

Everyone knows that the word Misconception is an anagram for "Moon Incest Pic."

Despite this being kind of creepy, I am finding myself having a bout of the giggles. Please excuse me.

jhocking · « **Reply #146 on:** 29 Oct 2007, 20:14 »

Quote from: Linds on 27 Oct 2007, 18:25

I hate to be a bitch, but I've had a really shitty day and for one last time, if you are not playing this game, do not post in this thread.

Vote Linds

Liz · « **Reply #147 on:** 29 Oct 2007, 20:32 »

Quote from: Slick on 29 Oct 2007, 19:52

Guys I know Misconception hated me earlier and wanted to kill me when I was clearly not guilty, but whatever. I say we find someone worthy of the trial before wasting.

Aww, thanks.

ampersandwitch · « **Reply #148 on:** 29 Oct 2007, 20:41 »

Hey, Slick.
Would those be plants in the background of that photoshoot? Connections to gardening (and therefore the murder) on top of the already conspicuous fedora?
Your verbal prestidigitation, Slick, does not distract attention from the fact that YOUR username is an anagram for "Licks."
I've got my eyes on you. If Senorita "Stop Iconic Men" over there wasn't so damn conspicuous, I would vote your own ass off the island.

thegreatbuddha · « **Reply #149 on:** 29 Oct 2007, 20:44 »

Obviously it was Eris. She shows up latepointing the finger becauseshe was busy cleaning all the blood and grey/gooey bits off earlier.

vote Eris

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