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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #250 on: 05 Nov 2007, 18:46 »

That's what I was hoping for to justify my vote. You seem like you are only looking out for yourself, not we villagers as a whole. You've been known to follow the crowd blindly more than once and do not justify your votes often enough for me to be comfortable with it.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #251 on: 05 Nov 2007, 18:51 »

Dark_Flame has had a shifty look in his eye for a while now, and as Kat said, he was very quick to go against Tyler before. *sniffs* Oh, poor Tyler, you didn't deserve this terrible injustice. We will make sure the people responsible for this are properly punished. With death.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #252 on: 05 Nov 2007, 19:27 »

Dark Flame - 2 3
ampersandwitch - 2
Misconception - 1
« Last Edit: 06 Nov 2007, 12:06 by Linds »
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #253 on: 05 Nov 2007, 19:32 »

I'm going to sit out of voting this round unless I'm needed, out of respect for Tyler.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #254 on: 05 Nov 2007, 22:41 »

Respecting the dead huh, Dark Flame? Very noble. Too noble, if you ask me...

Dark Flame fucking did it.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #255 on: 06 Nov 2007, 07:55 »

I really don't think he is. I just get the feeling that he's telling the truth, especially since most of his explanations seem far too elaborate to not be true.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #256 on: 06 Nov 2007, 08:15 »

It's not like he should know something that we all don't, if he is not guilty.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #257 on: 06 Nov 2007, 11:31 »

Dark Flame.

I HAVE  NO TIME FOR REASONS.

Somebody's gotta hang.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #258 on: 06 Nov 2007, 12:09 »

I agree that someone has to hang this round.  Obviously clemency is not the best option in such a turbulent environment.
Even though I was angry that Misconception voted me, and her wild aspersions were most dubious, I change my vote to Dark Flame.
If, that is of course allowed.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #259 on: 06 Nov 2007, 12:10 »

It's allowed.

Dark Flame - 4
ampersandwitch - 2 3
« Last Edit: 06 Nov 2007, 12:59 by Linds »
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #260 on: 06 Nov 2007, 12:19 »

I really don't think Dark Flame is the way to go right now.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #261 on: 06 Nov 2007, 12:22 »

Who do you suggest, then?
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #262 on: 06 Nov 2007, 12:34 »

*bites tongue*

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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #263 on: 06 Nov 2007, 12:39 »

You are a good man, Joe Hocking.

The direction you should be going is who you want to see put in the gas chamber! Mmm, there's nothing like the smell of cyanide in the morning.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #264 on: 06 Nov 2007, 12:52 »

There is one person always on hand to accuse. Ampersandwitch.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #265 on: 06 Nov 2007, 13:22 »

I don't know who you are talking about.  There is nobody with a name capitalised like that around here
LALALA CAN'T HEAR YOUR GROUNDLESS ACCUSATIONS LALALALA
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #266 on: 06 Nov 2007, 19:07 »

*bump

Come on guys. Killing your "friends" is fun! Doooo iiiiiiit.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #267 on: 06 Nov 2007, 19:39 »

Respect for the dead means nothing if you are dead, just saying.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #268 on: 06 Nov 2007, 20:52 »

Well, even if I do vote ampersandwitch, there still needs to be someone else in on it.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #269 on: 07 Nov 2007, 06:53 »

Might as well just vote yourself.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #270 on: 07 Nov 2007, 06:58 »

Except that I'd rather like to actually get somewhere with this, make some progress.  Doesn't seem to be happening very much though, unfortunately.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #271 on: 07 Nov 2007, 11:11 »

There are still some people who haven't said anything yet, but if this is going to be a stalemate, some of you will have to change your votes.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #272 on: 07 Nov 2007, 11:12 »

I ain't changing.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #273 on: 07 Nov 2007, 11:22 »

Then convince others why they should.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #274 on: 07 Nov 2007, 11:35 »

I ain't changing.

Why not?  Your rational was basically that I didn't have any reasoning.  Okay, so I don't have a lot of experience these games and I figure that if I go along with everyone else maybe someone knows what they're doing.  As far as I can tell, I haven't done anything seriously damaging to the community. 
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #275 on: 07 Nov 2007, 13:51 »

Sigh.  I'll cast my vote for ampersandwitch, I suppose.  There should be a couple people who haven't voted.  Whichever one of them arrives first may make the decision.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #276 on: 07 Nov 2007, 14:04 »

So, is I_is_Grammar the only one who needs to vote still?
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #277 on: 07 Nov 2007, 14:40 »

Blue Kitty's dead. You guys lynched me for his murder, remember?
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #278 on: 07 Nov 2007, 14:47 »

Shit, yeah. I never thought you were guilty, if that makes you feel any better.

Also, post duly edited.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #279 on: 07 Nov 2007, 14:56 »

So, reading through the last bit, I actually have 5 people in support of my guilt.
KTkat, ampersandwitch, JimmytheSquid, Eris, and Gemmwah.
So, yeah.  Lych me if you must, I suppose.  Good luck with the rest of the game, at this point the townspeople must be dwindling, and I'm sure losing one more is going to hurt a fair bit.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #280 on: 07 Nov 2007, 14:59 »

(Shhhh, don't say that...)
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #281 on: 07 Nov 2007, 15:04 »

Oh please, you say that as if we're wrong in saying that you are one of the mafia. Whoever hasn't voted better get in here so we can stop Dark Flame's reign of terror!
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #282 on: 07 Nov 2007, 16:13 »

He is not Mafia, that's why he says it like that.

Paging all players, please come to the Mafia thread now. Kthxbai.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #283 on: 07 Nov 2007, 17:00 »

Sorry. Somehow I miscounted, so Dark_Flame you are now on trial. If you wish to make a defense, please do so, but I can understand if you don't feel you need to (as you've been doing so very well so far). I will try to keep better track this time!

(Also, if you're confused about who's still in the game, the player list on the first page updates every time someone gets killed/executed.)
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #284 on: 07 Nov 2007, 17:01 »

Let the man hang.
Guilty.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #285 on: 07 Nov 2007, 17:12 »

I say he's a stand-up kind of guy. Not guilty.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #286 on: 07 Nov 2007, 17:46 »

Slick usually your judgement is pretty good and your cooking skills are, quite frankly, incredible but this guy is headed for a short drop with a sudden stop.

Guilty.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #287 on: 07 Nov 2007, 18:17 »

Actually he's headed to inhaling insane amounts of pain.

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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #288 on: 07 Nov 2007, 18:21 »

Inhaling pain?

Guh...what?
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #289 on: 07 Nov 2007, 18:23 »

Shit, yeah. I never thought you were guilty, if that makes you feel any better.

You voted not guilty, so when I come back as a restless zombie/etc, I'll spare you my wrath.

The rest of you are fucked though. Fucked I tell you.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #290 on: 07 Nov 2007, 18:30 »

Inhaling pain?

Guh...what?

Gas chamber! That's why it's not used so much anymore, because inhaling cyanide is really not a pleasant way to die.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #291 on: 07 Nov 2007, 18:35 »

Joseph is not guilty and I will stand beside that decision.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #292 on: 07 Nov 2007, 18:35 »

Oh, right. I forgot you'd mentioned the gas chamber already.

I am still undecided. Someone give me a really good reason to vote the way you want me to!
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #293 on: 07 Nov 2007, 18:39 »

Guilty - 2
Not guilty - 2 3
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #294 on: 07 Nov 2007, 18:39 »

Because I hope that I've done my best to be honest and trustworthy.  Because I legitimately regret my accusations of Tyler.  Because I would not be so silly as to narrowly escape death one round during which I accused Tyler, and then take part in killing him the very next.  Because if I were mafia, I would likely have had other mafia members supporting my vote for Tyler the round before (though I suppose a case could be made that I could be the last mafia member left).  Because I want to see the mafia scourge driven from us.  Because I care.
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« Reply #295 on: 07 Nov 2007, 18:42 »

Awwwww. That was touching  :-) I am just brain dead enough (awake for over 36 straight hours, anyone?) to not be skeptical at all.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #296 on: 07 Nov 2007, 18:59 »

other mafia members

People.  Have you never seen The Sopranos?
The mafia isn't like some kid's club.  It's not like they would go around, a giant mob of yes-men, all agreeing with each other. Not only would that be extremely suspicious, but this game would be over far more quickly if this were the case, no?
We don't have any hard evidence.  That's the nature of this game.  But statistically speaking, if we don't off this guy, the mob will whack another.  And once this other person is whacked, the mob will have a significantly higher chance of being able to dominate the town.
I care about the town's welfare as well.  This is why I want Dark Flame off the streets and in the gas chamber.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #297 on: 07 Nov 2007, 19:03 »

*sigh* Either the mafia or we idiot townspeople killed the detective, didn't we? And probably the doctor, too. I sense impending doom.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #298 on: 07 Nov 2007, 19:06 »

I'm confused by your argument of statistics.  If you do kill me, I personally guarantee that the mafia will kill someone anyhow.  Killing me isn't going to stop that.  If you don't kill me, then that is one more innocent townsperson around, to try and weed out the mafia members.  Statistically speaking, you're better off if I'm live.

Kat, thank you for your support.  It means much to me.  I am only saddened that another round must end without a mafia member weeded out.

I kind of have a feeling the detective might still be around.  If I were the detective (I'm not), I wouldn't reveal myself, or else I'd obviously be the mafia's next victim.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #299 on: 07 Nov 2007, 19:07 »

We're all going to rue the day we let Dark Flame get away with all the killing's he's done. Rue it, I tell you!
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