Topic: Mafia! (Read 46413 times)

ampersandwitch · « **Reply #300 on:** 07 Nov 2007, 19:11 »

I don't think it would be prudent for the doctor or detective to reveal their identity, even if they were still alive. They would clearly be the next lined up for a hit. We don't even have a way of telling if we got any mafia at all yet!
The only real thing we have to go on is not faith, but also steadfastness.
I think that's what I was trying to convey before, but it seemed like bloodthirst, and I suppose that may have cast a suspicious light over my own person.
I'm not advocating belligerence, but firmness in our beliefs as a town.

ETA
Also, Dark Flame, though your rhetoric is touching, most of your logic relies on the assumption that you are innocent. Obviously, if we were all privy to your assumption, you wouldn't be hours from a (in my opinion, just) death.

I is Grammar · « **Reply #301 on:** 07 Nov 2007, 19:45 »

I'm going to go for guilty.

Lines · « **Reply #302 on:** 07 Nov 2007, 19:53 »

Guilty - 3 4
Not guilty - 3

I can hear the tension in the court room. Even if it doesn't really exist.

ampersandwitch · « **Reply #303 on:** 07 Nov 2007, 19:56 »

Eris · « **Reply #304 on:** 07 Nov 2007, 19:57 »

Guilty. There is just something off with this whole innocent act he is putting on. Definitely guilty.

Ballard · « **Reply #305 on:** 07 Nov 2007, 21:01 »

You forget that if he's in fact guilty, he's a mafioso. Mafia members are notoriously proud of their criminal careers, and will not weasel out of a sentence with diplomacy. At least not nearly as efficiently as he is doing.

I doubt he's an innocent bystander, but he also doesn't seem like a criminal to me.

Eris · « **Reply #306 on:** 07 Nov 2007, 21:06 »

Yes, but one doesn't brag about their criminal records if they are going to be killed because of it. Most people would rather be alive than look tough because they have an awesome career in killing people.

Ballard · « **Reply #307 on:** 07 Nov 2007, 21:23 »

But if he was really a sissy, he'd attempt to strike a deal or something. There really isn't much hope in attempting to look completely innocent when a mob is fixated on lynching you.

Eris · « **Reply #308 on:** 07 Nov 2007, 21:33 »

Wait a minute, aren't you dead? Weren't you the first person to be killed?

WHY ARE YOU TALKING? YOU'RE A CORPSE! SHUT UP, DEAD BOY!

Ballard · « **Reply #309 on:** 07 Nov 2007, 22:08 »

I appreciate your sensitivity towards my condition.

Eris · « **Reply #310 on:** 08 Nov 2007, 02:54 »

Hey, I may be insensitive, but at least I'm not dead.

jhocking · « **Reply #311 on:** 08 Nov 2007, 04:27 »

You are dead inside.

Gemmwah · « **Reply #312 on:** 08 Nov 2007, 11:19 »

GUILTY

DEAR GOD SOMETHING HAS TO HAPPEN.

Lines · « **Reply #313 on:** 08 Nov 2007, 18:08 »

Dark Flame, you are hereby sentenced to death by gas chamber. May the pain you suffer be visible to all who attempt murder in this town and see that punishment is served, be it in a rather gruesome way.

Town, get drunk and pass out in whatever place you deem suitable and roles PM me, because this isn't over yet.

KTkat · « **Reply #314 on:** 08 Nov 2007, 20:25 »

Guys...pssst, guys...we are failing miserably at this whole "save our lives by killing the mafia" thing. What the hell guys.

Ballard · « **Reply #315 on:** 09 Nov 2007, 09:53 »

Quote from: jhocking on 08 Nov 2007, 04:27

You are dead inside.

o/

Lines · « **Reply #316 on:** 09 Nov 2007, 16:34 »

This evening, tragedy struck again. Around 5:50 pm, while writing a check for her groceries, the next victim was killed. A car sped past the front of the local supermarket and with precise and deadly aim, Misconception was shot in the head. As the glass of the large front window shattered, a loud voice was heard yelling, "You morons think you've got it! BWAHAHA!"

Obviously, the town is dead wrong. And the narrator knows that was a silly pun.

I is Grammar · « **Reply #317 on:** 09 Nov 2007, 16:38 »

Dammit.

Liz · « **Reply #318 on:** 09 Nov 2007, 18:45 »

Well shit.

Good luck guys.

Joseph · « **Reply #319 on:** 09 Nov 2007, 18:46 »

Misconception, what say you that we take pleasure in their deaths from here on in?

Liz · « **Reply #320 on:** 09 Nov 2007, 18:48 »

Might as well. They're all fucked without us anyway.

KTkat · « **Reply #321 on:** 10 Nov 2007, 18:02 »

Apparently the lack of action signifies that we all agree?

I don't know who to accuse, so I really have nothing to add.

ampersandwitch · « **Reply #322 on:** 10 Nov 2007, 18:09 »

I have to go on believing that maybe, all of us working together got at least one of the mob. We just have to keep on truckin', but I'm definitely going to think about who seems the most worthy of my accusation.

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #323 on:** 11 Nov 2007, 01:50 »

It all comes down to the fact that there are now very few people left in this game. There has to be at least one mafia member here because people keep dying. I guess I'll have to start this off. Mberan42 seems like he's keeping his head down for a lot of this. I haven't seen him get that into the game. It makes me suspicious. I think he did it.

Slick · « **Reply #324 on:** 11 Nov 2007, 06:58 »

I vote Dark Flame.

I is Grammar · « **Reply #325 on:** 11 Nov 2007, 15:00 »

Mberan42, just because no one else is doing anything. C'mon people, don't let this game go the way of the werewolves.

KTkat · « **Reply #326 on:** 11 Nov 2007, 15:49 »

Mberan as well, if for no other reason than he doesn't seem to be participating as much as some of us.

Lines · « **Reply #327 on:** 11 Nov 2007, 16:51 »

So that's 3 for Mberan. One more will put him on trial. Trial for his life.

Liz · « **Reply #328 on:** 11 Nov 2007, 20:02 »

Tsk, tsk.

Slick · « **Reply #329 on:** 11 Nov 2007, 23:34 »

I vote KTKat. I don't like the cut of her jib.

Gemmwah · « **Reply #330 on:** 12 Nov 2007, 00:09 »

Vote JimmytheSquid.

There's something fishy about that boy.

eta: I fail at bbcode when i'm sick.

Lines · « **Reply #331 on:** 12 Nov 2007, 14:28 »

Vote who? (Can't tell if you mean Mberan or what.)

Slick · « **Reply #332 on:** 12 Nov 2007, 14:39 »

Vote Love.

Lines · « **Reply #333 on:** 12 Nov 2007, 14:49 »

Quote from: Slick on 12 Nov 2007, 14:39

Vote Love.

[X]Yes [ ]No

KTkat · « **Reply #334 on:** 12 Nov 2007, 15:55 »

Slick, I don't know if I can vote to love someone who thinks I'm a murderer

mberan42 · « **Reply #335 on:** 13 Nov 2007, 07:13 »

I vote for Jimmy as well. He's accusing me? Well, I'll accuse him right back!

Lines · « **Reply #336 on:** 13 Nov 2007, 07:26 »

Mberan42 - 3
JimmytheSquid - 2

To people who haven't voted: I know love is appealing and all, but pick someone or I'll poke you with this pointy stick I found outside this morning. It fell off of the tree in my front yard and is all nice and full of splinters. Come along, chop chop.

ampersandwitch · « **Reply #337 on:** 13 Nov 2007, 13:39 »

Mberan42.
You are the weakest link.
Goodbye.

Lines · « **Reply #338 on:** 13 Nov 2007, 16:21 »

MR. BERAN, you are on trial! State your defense.

mberan42 · « **Reply #339 on:** 14 Nov 2007, 06:51 »

#1 - I don't like guns.
#2 - I don't like killing people.
#3 - I don't like blood.
#4 - You all are my friends! Except those that smell. Take a shower. Then you're my friend again.
#5 - I didn't do anything - ask my bartender!
#6 - ???
#7 - Profit!

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #340 on:** 14 Nov 2007, 07:53 »

Quote from: mberan42 on 14 Nov 2007, 06:51

#6 - Kill Misconception

Guilty.

ampersandwitch · « **Reply #341 on:** 14 Nov 2007, 08:12 »

One of the worst 4chan memes out there.
GUILTY

Lines · « **Reply #342 on:** 14 Nov 2007, 08:20 »

Guilty - 2 3
Not - 0

Two more votes could potentially seal your fate.

Edit: Make that one.

I is Grammar · « **Reply #343 on:** 14 Nov 2007, 08:23 »

Guilty.

mberan42 · « **Reply #344 on:** 14 Nov 2007, 11:24 »

Not Guilty

Liz · « **Reply #345 on:** 14 Nov 2007, 12:25 »

(I would probably vote Not Guilty if I were still alive...)

jhocking · « **Reply #346 on:** 14 Nov 2007, 13:07 »

(I would probably vote Guilty if I were playing this game.)

Lines · « **Reply #347 on:** 14 Nov 2007, 13:32 »

Hey, Misconception, aren't you like dead and stuff? I didn't think the zombie apocalypse had started yet.

Huh.

Weird. Guess I'll need a shotgun...

Liz · « **Reply #348 on:** 14 Nov 2007, 14:33 »

Actually it started last night at about 11:43. Takes a bit to spread to all parts of the world, you know.

Lines · « **Reply #349 on:** 14 Nov 2007, 16:13 »

Well, consider the Americas screwed then. Damn.

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