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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #350 on: 14 Nov 2007, 16:21 »

Pretty much. Get out while you still can.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #351 on: 15 Nov 2007, 06:44 »

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This game is so close to being over. C'mon....

Also: Guilty - 3, Not - 0 (One more vote can end this round!)
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #352 on: 15 Nov 2007, 06:50 »

You guys are so totally fucked. Let's just get this bloodbath over with.

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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #353 on: 15 Nov 2007, 07:16 »

*sigh*

I hate being the deciding vote, but...guilty.

Let's move on now, shall we?
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #354 on: 15 Nov 2007, 07:18 »

Yes. Thank goodness.

You all know what to do.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #355 on: 15 Nov 2007, 07:36 »

There are seven people left!

Why is the mafia not dead yet?!

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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #356 on: 15 Nov 2007, 07:55 »

Maybe it's you.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #357 on: 15 Nov 2007, 09:03 »

I'm sorry guys, I have to tell you the truth now... I just have to... I'm the mafia. I am ashamed, but it's true!


Nah! Just kidding! I kill/execute you, but I don't choose who. I only listen to you sick people. Have a marvelous day!
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #358 on: 15 Nov 2007, 09:14 »

I played a game like that once.

Obviously, the narrator won.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #359 on: 15 Nov 2007, 13:26 »

Maybe it's both of you.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #360 on: 15 Nov 2007, 13:44 »

Could be, but I'm the only one who really knows.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #361 on: 15 Nov 2007, 16:13 »

I am in the mafia FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #362 on: 15 Nov 2007, 16:14 »

Linds doesn't like it so much when we dead folks post in here. Just to let you know.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #363 on: 15 Nov 2007, 16:31 »

It's not in the middle of the round and as long as you give nothing about whatever role you are, I don't really care. No spoilers and we're cool. Like, super cool.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #364 on: 15 Nov 2007, 16:36 »

You hear that tyler? SPOILERZ PLZ

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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #365 on: 15 Nov 2007, 18:27 »

It was Slick with the Candlestick in the Library.

To his defense, it was an accident.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #366 on: 15 Nov 2007, 20:33 »

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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #367 on: 15 Nov 2007, 20:41 »

It was Slick with the Candlestick in the Library.

To his defense, it was an accident.

Man, he even manages to commit murder by candlelight. How romantic. That damn Slick and his charms.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #368 on: 15 Nov 2007, 20:47 »

Hey dead people, shut the fuck up. Corpses don't speak.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #369 on: 15 Nov 2007, 21:08 »

Addendum to Jimmy:

Hey not dead people. Speak more. Specifically to Linds so we can move along with this.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #370 on: 15 Nov 2007, 23:36 »

Hey dead people, shut the fuck up. Corpses don't speak.

Hey live people, shut the fuck up. It's night time, you're asleep. Sleeping people don't talk.
(unless you want to admit to being a mafia member in which case you're awake and can keep talking)

There are seven people left!

Why is the mafia not dead yet?!

*cries*

Because there have only been like three hangings, all the rest have been mafia killings, and I doubt the mafia has been killing its own members.
« Last Edit: 16 Nov 2007, 05:02 by axerton »
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #371 on: 16 Nov 2007, 04:09 »

I doubt the mafia has been killing its own members.
You obviously haven't seen any gangster movies.

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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #372 on: 16 Nov 2007, 07:34 »

Do you think the mafia is any less powerful with UNDEAD members?
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #373 on: 16 Nov 2007, 08:25 »

HEY. IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM THE NARRATOR. For those of you who are dead and/or not playing:



It's time for the next round! Yay!


Last night, the town was ablaze. Well, not the whole town, but one of the houses on Elm St. was and this caused people to get heated. Around midnight, someone noticed a weird light coming from their neighbor's house. When they looked out their front door to see what was going on, they noticed a huge fire in the inside of the house which was rapidly spreading through the interior. The neighbor called the fire department and luckily no one was hurt. The neighbor disclosed that she new her neighbor had left that morning for vacation and had fortunately taken their dog with them. The only casualties in the fire were a baby grand piano and a tank of exotic fish. The police suspect arson.

So town, this time someone was lucky, but someone's got to pay for the mess they've caused. Who's it gonna be? (Note: This round only 3 votes are needed for trial and execution/save.)
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #374 on: 16 Nov 2007, 13:37 »

Thank god someone was saved by the medic.  Said medic ain't dead!
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #375 on: 17 Nov 2007, 19:54 »

Ok.  Hello people!!?!?! I vote KTKat.  Seems a little shady to me. 
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #376 on: 17 Nov 2007, 21:18 »

I vote I is Grammar. Both as a defensive maneuver and because of the double posting.

Also, I was at a ball at the Met on the night in question (on the left):


I would not risk that dress by starting a fire while wearing it. Not to mention that I am too young and short and weak to have the ability to "help" with any of the murders so far. Death is sad  :-(
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #377 on: 17 Nov 2007, 22:27 »

I'm voting KTkat. She's trying to use her tiny awesomeness to convince us that she didn't do it. If movies have taught me anything it's that mafia chicks are pretty cute.

To summarise, I vote Ktkat but I also say

Ktkat,
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #378 on: 17 Nov 2007, 23:21 »

I'm voting KTkat. She's trying to use her tiny awesomeness to convince us that she didn't do it. If movies have taught me anything it's that mafia chicks are pretty cute.

To summarise, I'm dead but I also say

Ktkat,
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #379 on: 17 Nov 2007, 23:22 »

I might add that I only double posted because I posted once, and no one did anything for a couple days.  And I sincerely think that you guys don't want me executed.  I'm no mafia member.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #380 on: 18 Nov 2007, 02:37 »

She is the medic, guys.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #381 on: 18 Nov 2007, 02:38 »

ha ha ha
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #382 on: 18 Nov 2007, 03:10 »

that's what she wants you to think, she's totally mafia.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #383 on: 18 Nov 2007, 10:30 »

Sorry to burst the fun bubble, but seriously, did you people not see my last post.

KT - 2
Grammar - 1 2

We have a tie. Who's it gonna be?
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #384 on: 18 Nov 2007, 16:26 »

Guys, I have reason to believe that it is probably A-OK to kill Grammar, if you know what I mean.
Vote Grammar.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #385 on: 18 Nov 2007, 17:10 »

Paging Slick, Eris, and Gemmwah to this thread...
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #386 on: 19 Nov 2007, 04:12 »

oh whoops, I forgot about this.

Uh, I vote I is Grammar. Kat has a pretty dress and her friend has snazzy red shoes. She can't be a killer!
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #387 on: 19 Nov 2007, 06:40 »

Grammar, you are hereby sentenced to death. You will be thrown into a volcano, but don't worry, we'll knock you out first so you won't feel it.

Town members know what to do. Dead/nonplayers may talk if they wish to, as long as there are no spoilers.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #388 on: 19 Nov 2007, 06:46 »

Thanks Linds, I appreciate that!

Good luck dudes and ladies, it's getting down to the wire now. Hopefully the villagers shall prevail!
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #389 on: 19 Nov 2007, 11:30 »

Well now.  Death by volcano.  That's something. 
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #390 on: 19 Nov 2007, 13:58 »

I felt that you deserved an interesting death. Not too violent, but definitely out of the ordinary. And recently I watched Joe Vs. the Volcano, so yeah.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #391 on: 19 Nov 2007, 17:01 »

Boo double posting, but oh well!

This evening, tragedy struck the town yet again. During a mock joust taking place at the Renaissance Fair, one of the "knights" veered off course and impaled KTkat. The "knight" quickly dropped the lance and galloped off through the fair, leaving the spectators in shock. The horse and armor were found about a mile away from the scene near a river, but no DNA was found on either, leaving the police unable to name a suspect.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #392 on: 19 Nov 2007, 17:20 »

Somehow I knew the mafia would get me eventually. At least I was hopefully having fun at a faire at the time? (I'll fade away now, I promise...)
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #393 on: 19 Nov 2007, 17:22 »

Gemmwah has been awfully quiet lately.

That is suspicious...
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #394 on: 19 Nov 2007, 20:21 »

I agree, both Gemmwah and Slick have been fairly absent from the proceedings lately... But Slick has been accused so many times I'm going to have to go with Gemm as well.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #395 on: 19 Nov 2007, 20:28 »

They could be busy. I haven't seen Gemm around as much lately. Slick either, for that matter.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #396 on: 19 Nov 2007, 20:38 »

Gemmwah you are officially on trial. Tell everyone why they should or should not have you executed. Come on. Everyone's doing it. You know you want to.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #397 on: 20 Nov 2007, 13:53 »

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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #398 on: 20 Nov 2007, 15:03 »

What the shit? I was on holiday!

Not cool.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #399 on: 20 Nov 2007, 17:26 »

Oh how convenient! You're going to have to do better than that Gemmwah.


Guilty!
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