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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #400 on: 21 Nov 2007, 11:00 »

Bah, humbug. I'm pretty sure I'm the last non-mafia left anyway, so CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GUYS.

I sucked at this game from the get-go.

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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #401 on: 21 Nov 2007, 11:07 »

Well, you're not dead yet. You still have a chance!

Guilty - 1
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #402 on: 22 Nov 2007, 18:43 »

GEMMWAH IS GUILTY. GUILTY OF LOVE. FOR THIS SHE MUST HANG.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #403 on: 22 Nov 2007, 19:24 »

Gemmwah, you have been found guilty. Your sentence is death by guillotine, but you can have a drink or 10 or something if you are a bit shaky about it.

And I would tell the town to sleep, but after all the deaths, the only four people left found it a little hard to get some shut eye....

Jimmy, Eris, ampersandwitch, and Slick were all gathered in a poorly lit parking lot.
"I still don't know why you had to kill Tyler, Slick. He was one of us," Jimmy said. The two girls looked at Slick, their uneasiness apparent.
"Well, why not? We killed everyone else in this town, why not Tyler?" Slick replied, turning to his car.
"Yeah, but why not get rid of the others quicker?" one of the girls said to his back. Slick opened the trunk of his car and bent to lift something out. When he shut it, the others could tell he had something, but it was too dark to see what.
"And you know what they say... There can only be one."


The End!

Cast:
Mafia - ampersandwitch, Eris, JimmytheSquid, Slick, Tyler
Sheriff - Misconception
Medic - I is Grammar
Townspeople - Ballard, Boro Bandito, Blue Kitty, Dark Flame, Gemmwah, Iron Oxide, KTkat, LordNagash, Mberan42, RallyMonkey
Village Idiot - Thegreatbuddha
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #404 on: 22 Nov 2007, 19:37 »

Man, you guys SUCK. You only got one?
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #405 on: 22 Nov 2007, 19:38 »

FUCK YOU GUYS
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #406 on: 22 Nov 2007, 19:41 »

I should have realized how quickly you got me that place on Park St Slick
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOOD PEOPLE!!!
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #407 on: 22 Nov 2007, 19:51 »

Jackasses. Told y'all you didn't want to kill me.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #408 on: 22 Nov 2007, 20:06 »

Eh, I guessed Hannah and Jimmy. 40% ain't too bad. it's better than the town did.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #409 on: 22 Nov 2007, 20:35 »

Presti-fuckin-digitation, people.
Why do you trust a girl with anagrams, anyway?
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #410 on: 22 Nov 2007, 20:39 »

My name is Jimmy the Squid. That is a fucking mafia name. How could none of you see this coming until it was too late?
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #411 on: 22 Nov 2007, 20:50 »

For everyone that didn't listen to me, screw you. I was the goddamn sheriff! I figured out four of five Mafia members and always voted for one of them, aside from early on, and also defended our medic and innocents.

Jimmy, you were going to be my next choice but then you had to go and kill me.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #412 on: 22 Nov 2007, 21:01 »

I guessed two out of three mafia members while trying to get innocents put on trial. I'm either the best village idiot ever, or the worst village idot ever. Is there a difference?
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #413 on: 22 Nov 2007, 21:05 »

Jimmy, you were going to be my next choice but then you had to go and kill me.

And for the record, it was my hit too.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #414 on: 22 Nov 2007, 21:06 »

I hate you.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #415 on: 22 Nov 2007, 22:14 »

Wait, isn't the village idiot supposed to get himself killed?
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #416 on: 22 Nov 2007, 22:34 »

so, when is round 2?
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #417 on: 23 Nov 2007, 09:13 »

Well, I don't want to narrate the next one (I want to play!), so when someone offers to narrate and there's interest?

Man, you guys SUCK. You only got one?

Technically, they didn't get any.

Wait, isn't the village idiot supposed to get himself killed?

He's supposed to lead everyone in the opposite direction for as long as possible, even if this means making people think he/she is guilty, so basically, yes.
« Last Edit: 24 Nov 2007, 17:06 by Linds »
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #418 on: 23 Nov 2007, 09:28 »

I can narrate the next one but it will have to wait until Tuesday November 27th because I'm studying for my final exam. After that though, if people are interested it's on like Donkey Kong.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #419 on: 23 Nov 2007, 09:32 »

Sweeeeeet. And I'm working on all my final projects, too, so after next week sounds good.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #420 on: 23 Nov 2007, 13:23 »

I'm just saying that I called Hannah from immediately after I was killed.

You can't trust Australians, and this game has proven it.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #421 on: 23 Nov 2007, 21:10 »

I totally wasn't guilty.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #422 on: 26 Nov 2007, 04:46 »

Hey guys I'm starting up a second round of this with me as your friendly narrator! So let me know if you want in and we can start up another round. I guess we'll play the same rules as before (as seen below) and if we get enough people to play I might start a new thread to make it easier to see where we are up to. The only change to the rules is that people who are dead/not playing are allowed to post but if you can make your post all italicised that would be great, you know, just for simplicity's sake. Also it would be cool if you could not try to give anything away or sway people's opinions because we actually want this to be fun, right? Right? Ok so let me know how you feel about this.


Every "night" the town goes to "sleep". During this time all main characters PM me their choices. If you are Mafia, I will tell you who your partners are and you shall discuss who you want to kill and then PM me your decision. (If you feel like coming up with how they die, feel free to suggest something, or you can let me do it.) If you are the Sheriff, you will PM me a name of someone (only one name) who you suspect is in the mafia and I will answer you with a yes or a no. If you are the Medic, you will PM me the name of the person you wish to save from attack, which can include yourself. (You will not be told who the target is, you have to guess for yourself.) If you are the village idiot or a townsperson, you don't PM me anything, just wait until the round starts. When I PM you your role, I will repeat the instructions for your role for clarity.

When the round starts, we will discover who died and how. If someone is saved, you will only find out that there was an attempt on someone's life, but I won't say who was attacked. Either way, this is when the townspeople band together and try to decide who is in the mafia. In this thread, you post who you think is in the mafia. If you suspect more than one person, you can voice that, but please only accuse one person (for trial purposes). The first person to get 5 accusations (2 when there's less than 5 people) will be put on trial. During the trial, the accused will give their testimony for their defence and then the townspeople will vote Guilty or Not Guilty. Majority rules and if found guilty, the accused is sentenced to death (removed from the game), and if found innocent, they are allowed to continue to play and we move to the next round. We play until either all the mafia members are found guilty or the mafia kills off everyone else.

As soon as we get 20 people I will put your names in a generator and randomly assign you your roles and PM them to you. I'll put the town to sleep and then awake them when I get all the key role responses.

1. Axerton

2. Ampersandwitch

3. october1983

4. Misconception

5. Ballard

6. thegreatbuddha

7. Linds

8. StMonkey

9. KTkat

10. Gemmwah

11. Supersheep

12. stella

13. I is Grammar

14. Blue Kitty

15. Dark Flame

16. McTaggart

17. LordNagash

18. Boro Bandito

19. Iron Oxide

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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #423 on: 26 Nov 2007, 04:56 »

In!
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #424 on: 26 Nov 2007, 05:14 »

Fukken in!
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #425 on: 26 Nov 2007, 05:27 »

This game is always fun. I'm in!
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #426 on: 26 Nov 2007, 06:46 »

I am in.

Hopefully this round will work out better.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #427 on: 26 Nov 2007, 06:51 »

In!
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #428 on: 26 Nov 2007, 07:38 »

In
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #429 on: 26 Nov 2007, 07:39 »

Totally IN.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #430 on: 26 Nov 2007, 08:31 »

Hopefully this round will work out better.

This round went fine.  I am not sure what you are talking about.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #431 on: 26 Nov 2007, 08:33 »

She means that I cold shot her. However that is the nature of the game.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #432 on: 26 Nov 2007, 08:47 »

It's a sick sick game, full of psychopaths and terrified innocents. Which means it's most excellent.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #433 on: 26 Nov 2007, 10:13 »

I suppose I always have way to much free time to say IN
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #434 on: 26 Nov 2007, 11:25 »

In!
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #435 on: 26 Nov 2007, 11:56 »

in.

again.

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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #436 on: 26 Nov 2007, 12:30 »

She means that I cold shot her. However that is the nature of the game.

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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #437 on: 26 Nov 2007, 15:16 »

Count me in please!
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #438 on: 26 Nov 2007, 16:27 »

I'd like in!
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #439 on: 26 Nov 2007, 17:13 »

I'll be in again.  If I can. 
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #440 on: 26 Nov 2007, 22:04 »

Ok so we only need six more people to get this under way. I like that people are coming in for the second round and I have no problem with people playing again but if anyone who hasn't played before wants in you should totally get in quick. I didn't realise it would be so popular.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #441 on: 26 Nov 2007, 22:45 »

I guess I will be in again, if there is room for me
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #442 on: 26 Nov 2007, 23:27 »

Pick me!
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #443 on: 27 Nov 2007, 07:13 »

I'll join in this round.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #444 on: 27 Nov 2007, 14:05 »

I will play again.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #445 on: 27 Nov 2007, 15:27 »

I'll play again
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #446 on: 27 Nov 2007, 17:41 »

I'll do it if there's still a space.
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #447 on: 27 Nov 2007, 18:19 »

One place left, hop in!
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #448 on: 27 Nov 2007, 19:00 »

Me please!
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Re: Mafia!
« Reply #449 on: 27 Nov 2007, 23:55 »

Looks like round two is full, and I have noone but myself to blame for not being part of it since I wasn't following along with this thread.  I would just like to toss out a suggestion for when Mafia round 3 is beginning though: if you want to get people who didn't play the previous round involved then perhaps it would be a good idea to start the new thread prior to sign-ups, rather than after sign-ups are complete.  You know, 'cause people who aren't playing the previous game might also not be reading the thread for the previous game, and stuff.
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