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Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« on: 15 Nov 2007, 20:21 »

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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #1 on: 15 Nov 2007, 20:22 »

step off whore, don't you be touching my man
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #2 on: 15 Nov 2007, 20:23 »

FIGHT!
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #3 on: 15 Nov 2007, 20:26 »

hey ladies first

geez have some manners
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #4 on: 15 Nov 2007, 20:26 »

This is what happens when the gods mingle with the mortals. Don't do it.

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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #5 on: 15 Nov 2007, 21:05 »

It's okay, there's enough JohnnyC to go around... But I have first dibs.
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #6 on: 15 Nov 2007, 21:16 »

Please, kids. I planted my flag in that ass a long time ago.
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #7 on: 15 Nov 2007, 21:26 »

yeah, guys, the beauty of this is that johnny is a male. we can all have his babies.
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #8 on: 15 Nov 2007, 21:27 »

Hooray!
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #9 on: 15 Nov 2007, 21:28 »

As much as I love Johnny, I'm only willing if he's up for having my babies.
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #10 on: 15 Nov 2007, 21:34 »

Those who require commitment better get the hell out.
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #11 on: 15 Nov 2007, 21:52 »

Didn't we already have Johnny C's babies? I remember this thread...
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #12 on: 15 Nov 2007, 22:25 »

None of you have what I have with Johnny. NONE.
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #13 on: 15 Nov 2007, 23:16 »

I've perfected a technique that will in fact allow the men on the forum to have my babies.

I have sex with their girlfriends.
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #14 on: 15 Nov 2007, 23:19 »

 We need better DARMA.
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #15 on: 15 Nov 2007, 23:30 »

I've perfected a technique that will in fact allow the men on the forum to have my babies.

I have sex with their girlfriends.

You mean you've perfected a technique that allows the small portion of men who frequent this forum and have girlfriends to have your babies.

Keep working.
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #16 on: 15 Nov 2007, 23:32 »

This is not good.  Johnny lives closer to my girlfriend than I do.
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #17 on: 16 Nov 2007, 00:22 »

Please, kids. I planted my flag in that ass a long time ago.

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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #18 on: 16 Nov 2007, 00:39 »

all those girlfriends of yours have scabies from the last time you played with them. :-D
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #19 on: 16 Nov 2007, 02:22 »

i would probably legitimately fuck johnny c...
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #20 on: 16 Nov 2007, 02:48 »

probably legitimately

I would see this band.

i would see YOUR band.
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #21 on: 16 Nov 2007, 07:02 »

wooing and compliments are one thing, but the real question is:
how many of you silly noncanadians would actually be able to find saskat saskawatch saskachauraw johnny on a map?
HOW CAN YOU IMPREGNATE WHAT YOU CAN'T FIND??

i think i win by default.
other canadian forumites, we can fight about this if you want but please keep in mind i will almost certainly reduce you to a thin worthless paste. you have been warned.
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #22 on: 16 Nov 2007, 07:03 »

Pssh, my state borders Canada. Besides, there's this lovely thing on the Internet called GoogleMaps that just seems to know where everything is.
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #23 on: 16 Nov 2007, 08:30 »

That and if he's going to be at QCon, it's all over. I can see the massive cat fight over who gets to bear Johnny's first child. I think I'll just wait for you all to beat each other up and then kidnap him when nobody's looking.
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #24 on: 16 Nov 2007, 08:41 »

wooing and compliments are one thing, but the real question is:
how many of you silly noncanadians would actually be able to find saskat saskawatch saskachauraw johnny on a map?
HOW CAN YOU IMPREGNATE WHAT YOU CAN'T FIND??

i think i win by default.
other canadian forumites, we can fight about this if you want but please keep in mind i will almost certainly reduce you to a thin worthless paste. you have been warned.


GOOGLE EARTH BIZNATCH.
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #25 on: 16 Nov 2007, 09:10 »

wooing and compliments are one thing, but the real question is:
how many of you silly noncanadians would actually be able to find saskat saskawatch saskachauraw johnny on a map?
HOW CAN YOU IMPREGNATE WHAT YOU CAN'T FIND??



Check and mate, folks...
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #26 on: 16 Nov 2007, 09:20 »

I have no interest in your silly baby-planting proceeding. Silly people.

I only wish to video you guys and sell the results.
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #27 on: 16 Nov 2007, 09:21 »

I have Johnny's address sitting around in my PM inbox.

You think he'd be happy with a torch-carrying mob showing up at his door, ready to fuck him?
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #28 on: 16 Nov 2007, 09:23 »

Only one way to find out...
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #29 on: 16 Nov 2007, 09:24 »

You guys can fuck him, I'm just gonna put my mixtape in his mailbox.
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #30 on: 16 Nov 2007, 10:22 »



Congratulations, this image, you win the Most Surprising Part Of This Thread Award!
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #31 on: 16 Nov 2007, 11:35 »

are you telling me that's where you actually live? THAT IS NOT HOW I IMAGINED CANADA

too many houses, not enough bears.
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #32 on: 16 Nov 2007, 11:52 »

Actually the houses are full of bears. Canada is like a post-zombie-apocalypse world but with bears instead of the undead.
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #33 on: 16 Nov 2007, 13:15 »

Check and mate, folks...
Checkmate my ass, this just means you're still in the game. Now you know how to find the field of battle, you still have to win the fight.

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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #34 on: 16 Nov 2007, 13:26 »

Not if I eliminate the competition first...:



Edit: I hereby petition for this thread to be retitled "The How Many Lines Can Jon Cross In a Single Afternoon Thread"
« Last Edit: 16 Nov 2007, 13:28 by 0bsessions »
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #35 on: 16 Nov 2007, 13:53 »

You guys can fuck him, I'm just gonna put my mixtape in his mailbox.

Best euphemism ever.
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #36 on: 16 Nov 2007, 13:57 »

i stand corrected!
plan b: overwhelming diplomacy

john cameron, we've known each other a long time now. maybe it's time we got exclusive. i think i could be a pretty good wife; i'm really good at toasting pop-tarts, and if you ever needed someone reduced to a thin worthless paste i could make this happen in a second. i'm also, like, super hot. you might say my only weakness is that i'm occasionally too hot. observe:



what i am basically trying to say here is that thanks to obsessions i now have an aerial description of where you live, so maybe it would be a good idea if you could consent and stuff so i don't have to do this the hard way.

yours forever,
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #38 on: 16 Nov 2007, 15:22 »

I suggest that we make this whole thing more like It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World. That way, I won't have to choose between all of you phenomenal people*.





*plus, it lessens the chance that a canadian luchadoress will pummel me into a fine paste
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #39 on: 16 Nov 2007, 16:30 »

What if Johnny is God?

He wouldn't have to sleep with anyone to get 'em preggers.

so...... who wants to immaculately conceive Johnny's baby?
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #40 on: 16 Nov 2007, 16:33 »

what, and get all the bad parts without the good part?

that's like getting an icecream headache without getting to eat the icecream first. you should feel bad for even suggesting it.
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #41 on: 16 Nov 2007, 16:44 »

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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #42 on: 16 Nov 2007, 17:21 »

I'm going to move to Canada to try my luck with the women Johnny C rejects.
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #43 on: 16 Nov 2007, 17:25 »

So when we all turn up at his door and get rejected, you'll be there to console us?

How sweet.
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #44 on: 16 Nov 2007, 19:24 »

tania has a point with her picture, we need to settle this in the ring

I declare a Lucha Libre match for Johnny's heart
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #45 on: 16 Nov 2007, 20:01 »

I am so in favor of this.

Hopefully with the inclusion of water or mud and the exclusion of many layers of clothing.
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #46 on: 16 Nov 2007, 20:07 »

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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #47 on: 16 Nov 2007, 20:26 »

console

Is that what you kids are calling it these days?
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #48 on: 16 Nov 2007, 21:24 »

Guys, stop bothering. You all contributed to the map and hence I can and will come to all of your homes to destroy you and thus claim the prize.
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Re: Johnny C, I Want to Have Your Baby
« Reply #49 on: 16 Nov 2007, 23:16 »

Is that what you kids are calling it these days?
Yes. That is all I need to say on the subject.
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