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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #1 on: 28 Nov 2007, 01:37 »

I want those clothes. So bad.
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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #2 on: 28 Nov 2007, 05:11 »

Those are some of the worst graphics imaginable, coupled with an even more laughable tag-line
"he's a mass murdering clooowwwwnnn!!!!!  Spray paint!"

Not a bad picture, though.
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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #3 on: 28 Nov 2007, 05:21 »

Yeah, that cover sucks arse. The Joker looks pretty damn good, though.
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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #4 on: 28 Nov 2007, 12:44 »

Better picture without all the stupid text

Also, the ARG has been one of the best ARGs I've ever seen. No bullshit technical puzzles that require ten layers of cryptography and then a math degree, just some genuinely clever puzzles and hardcore audience interaction.

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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #5 on: 28 Nov 2007, 16:12 »

! I like it. My faith has really been restored since the initially bewildering revelation of Heath Ledger as the Joker. I'm going to go crazy before July of next year.

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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #6 on: 28 Nov 2007, 20:25 »


heh?
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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #7 on: 28 Nov 2007, 20:34 »

Nope. No heh at all.
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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #8 on: 28 Nov 2007, 20:36 »

sorry

picture reminds me of Beetle Juice
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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #9 on: 28 Nov 2007, 20:50 »

I take back all the crap I've said about Heath Ledger in the past.  He looks down right evil there.
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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #10 on: 28 Nov 2007, 23:02 »

That's... That's pretty cool.
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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #11 on: 29 Nov 2007, 00:32 »

This movie should have an emphasis on boner crimes.
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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #12 on: 29 Nov 2007, 00:36 »

holy crap, that's awesome. I've been pumped for this movie ever since I heard they replaced Katie Holmes, and everything I've heard since makes me even more impatient.
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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #13 on: 29 Nov 2007, 15:39 »

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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #14 on: 29 Nov 2007, 22:44 »

That's because you're lazy.
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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #15 on: 30 Nov 2007, 05:32 »

It should be a musical.
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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #16 on: 01 Dec 2007, 10:47 »

Is Heath Ledger even wearing a costume there?
I'm like 94% sure I've seen a photo of him wearing that same outfit at a Starbucks in LA.
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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #17 on: 01 Dec 2007, 22:05 »

I have a shameless, monster crush on Heath Ledger.

I am SO excited. I really liked Batman Begins. And Maggie Gyllenhaal is going to be in this one! Woot.

I hope this makes my dream of a Heath Ledger/Peter Sarsgaard collaboration one step closer to coming true.
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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #18 on: 01 Dec 2007, 22:44 »

It's also been rumored that though they are enemies Batman and the Joker meet up regularly to have gay butt secks.
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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #19 on: 02 Dec 2007, 00:04 »

n0t_r0bert_b0yle!!, you're being a dick. You might want to see to that.
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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #20 on: 02 Dec 2007, 21:19 »

Well, damn it, Batman has to have gay butt sex with SOMEONE.
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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #21 on: 02 Dec 2007, 21:28 »

That'd be Robin. Comes later.

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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #22 on: 02 Dec 2007, 21:29 »

That's because Batman is an uncaring jerk.
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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #23 on: 02 Dec 2007, 21:53 »

Does anyone notice how sexual awkward Batman was in the 60's?
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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #24 on: 02 Dec 2007, 23:22 »

Does anyone notice that humans can't breathe water?
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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #25 on: 02 Dec 2007, 23:24 »

What i'm saying is that batman is not uncaring just autistic/awkward.
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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #26 on: 03 Dec 2007, 08:31 »

What I'm saying you don't get my FUCKING HILARIOUS JOKE. Jerk.
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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #27 on: 03 Dec 2007, 09:45 »

That'd be Robin. Comes later.

 and here it comes...

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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #28 on: 03 Dec 2007, 10:37 »

Now that I've adblocked that image...

Camelpimp, the rest of us got it!
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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #29 on: 03 Dec 2007, 10:39 »

Thank you.
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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #30 on: 03 Dec 2007, 13:18 »

New pictures.







Good to see they're working with Heath's receding hairline instead of slapping him in a Tom Cruise wig.
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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #31 on: 03 Dec 2007, 14:07 »

He looks so jolly and endearing, like a bear cub. It probably wouldn't hurt to just pet him OH GOD MY HAND.
Also, his pose in the last picture really reminds me of that "Vote Zaphod Beeblebrox" video they made to advertise the H2G2 movie. Anybody else get that?

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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #32 on: 03 Dec 2007, 14:23 »

Batman looks rather bored.
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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #33 on: 03 Dec 2007, 17:36 »

I hate to say it, but at this point Batman probably is rather bored.
Needs moar Jack Nicholson.

(Coming in 2010..'Batman Broods' starring the fat kid from 'Superbad' as Oswald Cobblepot.)
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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #34 on: 03 Dec 2007, 20:05 »

I'd describe Batman's expression as more constipated than bored.
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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #35 on: 03 Dec 2007, 21:03 »

Or trying to hold back a laugh?
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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #36 on: 03 Dec 2007, 21:30 »

I hate to say it, but at this point Batman probably is rather bored.
Needs moar Jack Nicholson.

(Coming in 2010..'Batman Broods' starring the fat kid from 'Superbad' as Oswald Cobblepot.)

In a list of all possible candidates, well, I guess he'd be on it.  The only actors I can think of to play Cobblepot are all comedians...maybe if Phillip Seymour Hoffman were shorter?
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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #37 on: 03 Dec 2007, 22:01 »

Would Philip Seymor Hoffman make a good Penguin?
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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #38 on: 04 Dec 2007, 06:46 »

If he were a bit shorter, I think it could work.  Same goes for Crispin Glover, if heh gained about 80 pounds and dropped a foot in stature.  Bill Hoskins, perhaps?
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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #39 on: 04 Dec 2007, 08:32 »

Bob Hoskins has to be the same age as Danny DeVito if not older..if they aren't going to continue with the whole youthful revival of the characters thing I vote they use Danny DeVito again.  Don't fix what ain't broken, I say.
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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #40 on: 04 Dec 2007, 23:04 »

Poster:

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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #41 on: 05 Dec 2007, 11:15 »

I read a synopsis of the first five minutes of the movie and apparently in includes a bank robbery and the joker running someone over in a schoolbus.
I'm sold.
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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #42 on: 05 Dec 2007, 11:27 »

Whoa..apparently there's a naked lady inside the red bat on the movie poster..I kind of see it o_O
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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #43 on: 05 Dec 2007, 14:42 »

Do you have linkage of that synopsis?

Hell, I was sold at the title.  I also have really enjoyed Nolan's directioning abilities.
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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #45 on: 05 Dec 2007, 23:24 »

I'm kinda happy that the IMAX stuff isn't going to be used mainly for action scenes.
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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #46 on: 14 Dec 2007, 11:45 »

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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #47 on: 14 Dec 2007, 12:59 »

I usually find the Joker to be a boring villain (Clayface from the animated series was always my favorite as a kid) but I think I like the way Ledger's going with this one. Probably because it seems to be devoid of all camp. Nicholson turned it up to 11.
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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #48 on: 14 Dec 2007, 13:26 »

...is that a bad thing? that's what i always liked about the Joker; he IS corny and over the top. c'mon remember Nicholson's laugh? and that really long pistol? i loved it.

although, i am really looking forward to this new Joker. a change will be nice.
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Re: New look at the Joker
« Reply #49 on: 14 Dec 2007, 13:50 »

It worked fine for Burton's version, but I don't think it would have worked for Nolan's. I'm hearing some grumbling about the character's origins in this one, actually. I don't think there's a chemical bath or anything, just a scarred (not "scared", bah) psycho who wears makeup and dyes his hair.
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