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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #150 on: 11 Dec 2007, 16:42 »

I don't know what I'd do with the top of your head, but I'd keep the beard.  I think it works well for you.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #151 on: 11 Dec 2007, 16:57 »

Do what I did. Or what Lunchy did.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #152 on: 11 Dec 2007, 17:22 »

go back to this:



(bonus points if you permanently alter your facial expression to match the one in the picture.)
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #153 on: 11 Dec 2007, 17:42 »

Keep it as it is!
It's all sorts of adorable.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #154 on: 11 Dec 2007, 18:03 »

Tommy, I don't think you're going to be able to top that hair.

It's all sorts of adorable.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #155 on: 11 Dec 2007, 18:08 »

It could be said that I just completely regurgitated what Audacity said, making that last post pointless... Or you could take it as me taking part in this thread and giving you advice on your hair, further encouraging the "Don't touch your hair, it looks good" option.


If 1 person says it looks good, don't touch it, it may not be as reassuring as if 100 people did(or 2?).
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #156 on: 11 Dec 2007, 18:38 »

to be honest, i really like it the way it is as well.
my tendency is to offer hair advice when people ask for it because (personally) when i ask for hair advice, it usually means i'm really fed up and bored with how my hair currently is and have already made a decision to change it - as a result i tend to get sort of annoyed when people tell me to just keep it the way it is.
if you really can't stand your hair anymore i think short and spiky is a pretty good route, but your current haircut works on you too.
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« Reply #157 on: 11 Dec 2007, 19:39 »

i also figured he could use the extra height on account he's only 3 feet tall.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #158 on: 11 Dec 2007, 19:48 »

Are you two still pretending to hate each other in order to cover up your secret love affair? Spare us any more of this charade and just come out and admit it, we all know you're fucking each other's brains out.

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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #159 on: 11 Dec 2007, 19:56 »

Tommy, I say keep it a little longer, though the spiky look does work too. And definately keep the glasses and beard.
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« Reply #160 on: 11 Dec 2007, 20:56 »

Tommy, usually I hate the spiky look. Very few people can pull it off, without looking like a complete douchebag. But it looks good on you.



What should I do with my hair/what color should I dye it next?



Basically, it is long on the top and short everywhere else. I dyed it red not too long ago, but that has sort of faded into the purple it was previously. I am thinking of dying it red Thursday, maybe. Maybe a different color. I really wanted to dye it a dark blue this time around, but I couldn't find any dye.

I don't think I want to change the length much. I just need to stop being lazy and straighten it more often. I used to get a lot of compliments on it when I did that.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #161 on: 11 Dec 2007, 20:57 »

 :-D -true story!
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #162 on: 11 Dec 2007, 21:52 »

Please suggest a new hairstyle for this little Dski -



Glasses and beard are optional.


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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #163 on: 11 Dec 2007, 21:54 »

No, Jeph sent it to him I think.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #164 on: 11 Dec 2007, 23:55 »

One of my friends got me bright bright red hair dye for my birthday, so in a month or so once I've used up the rest of my pink hair dye I will be red.  I'm lookign forward to being different. toay I counted no less than 7 people who said something about my hair.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #165 on: 11 Dec 2007, 23:57 »

Dear Tommy,

plz to keep the scruff please.

Love, Katie
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« Reply #166 on: 12 Dec 2007, 04:22 »

Tania made big list on this topic.

REASONS TOMMY IS PROBABLY GAY

- goes to a "salon" to get his hair cut
- wears scarves when it isn't actually cold outside
- only owns form-fitting clothing
- spends more time in the bathroom after a shower than most girls
- lives alone with his cat
- fixes his hair every time he walks past a mirror
- enjoys cleaning
- drinks tea
- introduced "gae"
- frequently uses the word "lovely" as an adjective
- frail, girly wrists
- effeminate lisp
- highlights in his hair
- claims to have previously been with a vast quantity of women, a common lie among gay men (overcompensation?)
- whines and flinches when hit
- morbid fear of anal sex is probably extreme denial
- incapable of long-term relationships with women
- doesn't mope around after being rejected by a girl
- is able to find attractive qualities in unattractive girls, something a straight man just isn't capable of
- profoundly stupid at math and other "manly" fields
- consistent encouragement towards others to be more open minded may actually be preparation for when he comes out
- admitted that his whole family believe he is gay and that he is unable to convince them otherwise
- wants to move to a city, not enough dick in the country side for a cock thirsty whore?
- has posted pictures of himself on the internet wearing a dress, why would he own a dress?
- enjoys "tom of finland" drawings
- convinced everybody that tania is gay, possibly to deflect attention away from himself?
- once watched two dudes going at it; did not look away or leave room
-enjoys watching big sweaty men kicking balls around on football pitches and slapping each other on the butt.
-often greets other males with a friendly slap on the butt.
- has a rainbow bumper sticker that says "i love it when balls are in my face"

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REASONS TANIA IS PROBABLY GAY

- boyish, dykey haircut
- deep, mannish voice
- hates patriarchy
- thinks of bedroom floor as a perfectly respectable place for clothing and/or garbage
- random, frightening acts of violence
- bizarre adversity towards hygeine
- never seems to have a boyfriend
- wears "old spice" deoderant
- lives with lesbians
- goes to guelph
- frequently greets friend and/or begins sentences with "man" or "guys"
- messy and disgusting eater
- doesn't wear or own makeup
- went to chicago last summer with a mutual friend who was really not her boyfriend and they didn't fuck or anything
- rarely (if ever) seen in revealing clothing
- can legitimately beat the shit out of most men
- felt guilty when making this list upon noticing tommy had more points than her, possibly due to true homosexual nature
- one time these two girls came into her room and had sex beside her bed and she woke up and didn't tell them to stop
- tommy said she's a lesbian, he hasn't been wrong about anything to date
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #167 on: 12 Dec 2007, 06:36 »

Evidently that's a hilarious public accusation to make.
Everything I say is old and stale.

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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #168 on: 12 Dec 2007, 06:45 »

Evidently that's a hilarious public accusation to make.
Everything I say is old and stale.

I was under the impression that everything you said was old, but eminently hilarious.
I've been misled :(
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #169 on: 12 Dec 2007, 08:42 »

What a festive looking list!
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #170 on: 12 Dec 2007, 08:54 »

Google says Halloween is truly the gayest holiday.
Get your facts straight, Tommy!
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #171 on: 12 Dec 2007, 08:56 »

Because google never gives bad information ever.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #172 on: 12 Dec 2007, 09:00 »

Exactly.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #173 on: 12 Dec 2007, 09:02 »

Boystown has a parade for Halloween but not for Christmas. Take note.

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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #174 on: 12 Dec 2007, 12:42 »

REASONS TOMMY IS PROBABLY GAY

- whines and flinches when hit
This list is a bit less convincing when you take out the fabrications. Red = False, Green = True.

I can test the truth of Tania's claim and his denial when I get there.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #175 on: 12 Dec 2007, 15:27 »

Hey, is this the hair thread? Did I take a wrong turn?

(See, Tommy, I told you you should do it spiky again.)
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #176 on: 12 Dec 2007, 20:56 »

Look will someone just make out with me already?
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #177 on: 12 Dec 2007, 21:15 »

Hello Kieffer.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #178 on: 12 Dec 2007, 23:41 »

Dibs.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #179 on: 13 Dec 2007, 01:27 »

Oh jesus holy crap shit what have I done

Before:



After:



(for the record I quite like it, and a change is nice, after having long hair for 3 and a half years)
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« Reply #180 on: 13 Dec 2007, 01:29 »

i say this with the teensiest bit of reservation because that is a bit much myspace-angling, but: fantastic!
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #181 on: 13 Dec 2007, 01:41 »

Agreed, I think. Nice change.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #182 on: 13 Dec 2007, 01:46 »

I know I said to keep the long hair but I was wrong. You look great dude.
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« Reply #183 on: 13 Dec 2007, 01:58 »

Oh Dovey yes. That is about a jillion times better.
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« Reply #184 on: 13 Dec 2007, 02:17 »

Oh yes. Yeah. I mean, I agree with Ruyi about the myspace angling and everything, but yeah. I like it.
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« Reply #185 on: 13 Dec 2007, 03:06 »

Less myspacey photo:



Stil good?
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« Reply #186 on: 13 Dec 2007, 03:45 »

I love it.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #187 on: 13 Dec 2007, 04:29 »

I adore it!
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« Reply #188 on: 13 Dec 2007, 04:34 »

aw, shucks
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« Reply #189 on: 13 Dec 2007, 09:10 »

Mainly I just the pained/nervous expression on your face. The haircut is nice too.
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« Reply #190 on: 13 Dec 2007, 09:21 »

David, the new hair is amazing! Two girlthumbs up!!
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #191 on: 13 Dec 2007, 19:35 »

The current suggestion I am liking is turquoise, but maybe that is a bit much?

I am a bit late to this party but yes. Yes to turquoise.
In fact, a world of yes to turquoise.
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« Reply #192 on: 13 Dec 2007, 20:48 »

I Think he means meh to turquoise.
The grey stage when it fades is awful. Then again, you get your hair done quite a lot, so maybe you could keep it looking hella sweet.
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« Reply #193 on: 14 Dec 2007, 04:32 »

A friend of mine has turqouise bangs, and I think they look quite nice.

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« Reply #194 on: 14 Dec 2007, 06:09 »

Tell your friend to join the forum. DO EET

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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #195 on: 14 Dec 2007, 06:50 »

Turquoise bangs, a silly tattoo, and what look to be really big boobs.
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« Reply #196 on: 14 Dec 2007, 12:20 »

Minus the silly tattoo, I see no problem there.
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« Reply #197 on: 14 Dec 2007, 13:17 »

She doesn't dig the forum scene, unfortunately.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #198 on: 15 Dec 2007, 10:24 »

Turquoise bangs are too much in one place, highlights/patches are better.
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« Reply #199 on: 15 Dec 2007, 16:55 »

guys!  i need help with decision making!  i am really bad at decisions.

short?

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1177/997752872_ed77af32ed.jpg?v=0

medium?

(this is fake medium hair, though, because it's actually very short in the back)

long?

(i think i post this picture too often but it's the only good recent picture i have of me with long hair and i think tommy likes this picture anyways so i guess that makes it okay?)

so... um, help me please because really can't decide what i like best.  so internet people, decide for me please?!

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