Tania made big list on this topic.
REASONS TOMMY IS PROBABLY GAY
- goes to a "salon" to get his hair cut
- wears scarves when it isn't actually cold outside
- only owns form-fitting clothing
- spends more time in the bathroom after a shower than most girls
- lives alone with his cat
- fixes his hair every time he walks past a mirror
- enjoys cleaning
- drinks tea
- introduced "gae"
- frequently uses the word "lovely" as an adjective
- frail, girly wrists
- effeminate lisp
- highlights in his hair
- claims to have previously been with a vast quantity of women, a common lie among gay men (overcompensation?)
- whines and flinches when hit
- morbid fear of anal sex is probably extreme denial
- incapable of long-term relationships with women
- doesn't mope around after being rejected by a girl
- is able to find attractive qualities in unattractive girls, something a straight man just isn't capable of
- profoundly stupid at math and other "manly" fields
- consistent encouragement towards others to be more open minded may actually be preparation for when he comes out
- admitted that his whole family believe he is gay and that he is unable to convince them otherwise
- wants to move to a city, not enough dick in the country side for a cock thirsty whore?
- has posted pictures of himself on the internet wearing a dress, why would he own a dress?
- enjoys "tom of finland" drawings
- convinced everybody that tania is gay, possibly to deflect attention away from himself?
- once watched two dudes going at it; did not look away or leave room
-enjoys watching big sweaty men kicking balls around on football pitches and slapping each other on the butt.
-often greets other males with a friendly slap on the butt.
- has a rainbow bumper sticker that says "i love it when balls are in my face"
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REASONS TANIA IS PROBABLY GAY
- boyish, dykey haircut
- deep, mannish voice
- hates patriarchy
- thinks of bedroom floor as a perfectly respectable place for clothing and/or garbage
- random, frightening acts of violence
- bizarre adversity towards hygeine
- never seems to have a boyfriend
- wears "old spice" deoderant
- lives with lesbians
- goes to guelph
- frequently greets friend and/or begins sentences with "man" or "guys"
- messy and disgusting eater
- doesn't wear or own makeup
- went to chicago last summer with a mutual friend who was really not her boyfriend and they didn't fuck or anything
- rarely (if ever) seen in revealing clothing
- can legitimately beat the shit out of most men
- felt guilty when making this list upon noticing tommy had more points than her, possibly due to true homosexual nature
- one time these two girls came into her room and had sex beside her bed and she woke up and didn't tell them to stop
- tommy said she's a lesbian, he hasn't been wrong about anything to date