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Author Topic: Most Hated Commercials  (Read 45535 times)

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Re: Most Hated Commercials
« Reply #100 on: 28 Feb 2008, 05:45 »

Overreact much, rayechu? ;)
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Re: Most Hated Commercials
« Reply #101 on: 28 Feb 2008, 07:14 »

The French ad for Orangina just frightens me, mostly. It terrifies. Utterly and completely.

Warning: striptease furries and interspecies wrongness.
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Re: Most Hated Commercials
« Reply #102 on: 28 Feb 2008, 07:55 »

FIVE-FIVE-FIVE-FIVE, FIVE-FIVE, FIVE-EIGHT-FIVE, FIVE-FIVE-FIVE FIVE, SENOR MORT-GAGE...TODAY!

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Wait so you're letting something that happened 10 years ago ruin your quality of life? What are you, America? :psyduck:

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Re: Most Hated Commercials
« Reply #103 on: 28 Feb 2008, 08:06 »

Overreact much, rayechu? ;)

No.  In fact, unless her eyes started bleeding I'd say she didn't react strongly enough :-P

Got away easy.
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Re: Most Hated Commercials
« Reply #104 on: 28 Feb 2008, 13:36 »

The French ad for Orangina just frightens me, mostly. It terrifies. Utterly and completely.

Warning: striptease furries and interspecies wrongness.

Yep, that was some good ol' fashioned nightmare fuel right there.

Interesting that the male animals were predators and the female were prey. At least as far as I could tell from one viewing. I value my sanity too much to watch it again.
I mean, where's the octopus come from?
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Re: Most Hated Commercials
« Reply #105 on: 28 Feb 2008, 14:18 »

O_O

And I used to drink that stuff?
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Emily

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Re: Most Hated Commercials
« Reply #106 on: 28 Feb 2008, 14:23 »

I have none of the answers to those questions. I began to lose the will to live at the sheer awkwardness of the pole-dancing flamingos, and then the zebras straddling the bottles shooting out the yellow liquid just sucked the rest of it right out of me.
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jill the ripper

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Re: Most Hated Commercials
« Reply #107 on: 28 Feb 2008, 16:21 »

Granted, it is a FRENCH commercial, right?
As an obnoxious American, I'm pawning this one off on the fact they are French.

No fear though, it's a mutual cultural amusement. They think we're ridiculous as well.
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Re: Most Hated Commercials
« Reply #108 on: 28 Feb 2008, 16:38 »

Guys, seriously, nobody's mentioned Axe commercials?  Those are horrible things.
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Re: Most Hated Commercials
« Reply #109 on: 28 Feb 2008, 16:54 »

They've finally realized they're own ridiculousness, I think.
The older ones were really smarmy and stupid.
The new ones are... smarmy and stupid and funny. Slightly. Relatively.

All of a sudden, there are these really sexist "family image" commercials where the son is winning by parent's choice in stupid things.
It's like there's a rash of them. They make me want to hurt someone.

Axe smells terrible, by the way.
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Re: Most Hated Commercials
« Reply #110 on: 29 Feb 2008, 05:13 »

It sounds less dirty in English, anyway. The voiceover at the end just purrs over the word "Pulpuesse" or whatever it is. In English, it's "Juicy." Which is bad enough. But in French it sounds like a euphemism for something I don't even want to guess at.
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Re: Most Hated Commercials
« Reply #111 on: 29 Feb 2008, 05:14 »

Guys, seriously, nobody's mentioned Axe commercials?  Those are horrible things.

What, you don't like seeing girls hump inanimate objects because they smell good?  This is clever marketing, here!

...yeah those things are creepy as hell and need to die
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Re: Most Hated Commercials
« Reply #112 on: 29 Feb 2008, 05:17 »

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9snO8JE3kp4

The boy is my classmate.
He's equally terrible in real life.
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Re: Most Hated Commercials
« Reply #113 on: 29 Feb 2008, 05:29 »

"Hi, I'm a PC

And I'm a Mac

BLAHBLAHBLAH  CONVOLUTED LOGIC THAT MAKES THE MAC OUT TO BE WAY SUPERIOR TO THE PC AS OPPOSED TO JUST BEING A VIABLE ALTERNATIVE BLAH"

Seriously, just once I want the PC guy to abseil in wearing full military gear after blowing the roof off with a gunship, spray the room with machine gun fire and then leave via jetpack.
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Re: Most Hated Commercials
« Reply #114 on: 01 Mar 2008, 21:35 »

I just saw one that made me cringe.  It's at the altar:


"Do you take this woman-"
Woman: "Hang on, I almost forgot!  Next Day Floors is coming!"
*crap about the company*
Woman, now with a crappily photoshopped hawaiian shirt on: "And with all the money we saved, we had a great honeymoon in this terribly stereotypical hawaiian clothing in front of this awesome green screen!"

words changed a bit, but you know.
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