I just saw one that made me cringe. It's at the altar:
"Do you take this woman-"
Woman: "Hang on, I almost forgot! Next Day Floors is coming!"
*crap about the company*
Woman, now with a crappily photoshopped hawaiian shirt on: "And with all the money we saved, we had a great honeymoon in this terribly stereotypical hawaiian clothing in front of this awesome green screen!"
words changed a bit, but you know.