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can anybody draw me a furry?
« on: 14 Dec 2007, 20:01 »

hello and welcome:

i'm wanting someone to draw me a  furry, BUT! not just any furry, i have precise detailings of what i want this furry, well, furries, to look like!
plase only the most skilled furry drawers need apply!

i'm looking for a female wolf furry and/or a female panda furry  in 1 of the following 4 positions or something closely resembling them.


#1
#2
#3
#4

i'm looking for it to either be a female wolf, or a female panda, so do you uber uber very best, and the winning furry will be selected as a tattoo design ^.^  (which is why i want it to be perfect)


guildlines: #1 furrys must be atleast wearing pants or shorts, topless furrys are aloud
          #2 furrys can either be black and white or colored, though if u go with colored please
               make sure u have the coloring anatomicly correct (if u need the color pattern for  pandas just ask)
          #3 all drawings must be in by dec 31st
          #4 drawings can either be submitted on this form or pmed to me
          #5 i withhold the right to not select a winner if i find none of the drawings are tattooable
              material, in which case i will relaunch the contest
[align=center][/align]any questions or concerns can be pmed to me :)



MODIFICATION: 17/12/07:
keep in mind i never accually said i wouldn't pay for someone to draw me something... though i'm cheap so it'd have to be something worth tattooing...but if u feel ur drawing is that great and deserves payment contact me, we can try and come to an agreement on pricing....



also thank you to Anonymous for the drawings, not quiet what i was looking for but still great pictures!
i think it sets a rough example of quality i'd like for anybody else still interested in drawing ^.^


« Last Edit: 17 Dec 2007, 08:46 by Ryld »
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Re: can anybody draw me a furry?
« Reply #1 on: 14 Dec 2007, 20:04 »

I'm going to be honest. This is really skeeving my out.
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Re: can anybody draw me a furry?
« Reply #2 on: 14 Dec 2007, 20:26 »

I'm going to be honest. This is really skeeving my out.


awww why D=.... and whats a skeevy =/ i know it's slang for something bad and can probably guess but i like to make 100% sure of things ^.^

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Re: can anybody draw me a furry?
« Reply #3 on: 14 Dec 2007, 23:44 »

You can't just go around asking strangers for them to draw you pictures. If you want a finished, commissioned piece of art from anyone, you're either going to have to be really good friends of theirs or you're going to have to pay them for it. This is the internet.
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Re: can anybody draw me a furry?
« Reply #4 on: 14 Dec 2007, 23:46 »

You can't just go around asking strangers for them to draw you pictures. If you want a finished, commissioned piece of art from anyone, you're either going to have to be really good friends of theirs or you're going to have to pay them for it. This is the internet.

i'm broke so i thought i'd ask in forums =/

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Re: can anybody draw me a furry?
« Reply #5 on: 15 Dec 2007, 00:25 »

Why ask here? Why not ask in a forum that specializes in furry art? You'd probably get hundreds of members clambering to get their poorly drawn pinup pandas tattooed on a person they don't know.
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Re: can anybody draw me a furry?
« Reply #6 on: 15 Dec 2007, 00:28 »

Why ask here? Why not ask in a forum that specializes in furry art? You'd probably get hundreds of members clambering to get their poorly drawn pinup pandas tattooed on a person they don't know.

it was the closest forum dedicated to drawing i could find.

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Re: can anybody draw me a furry?
« Reply #7 on: 15 Dec 2007, 02:12 »

Google is wonderful!

Try searching for, go figure, "furry forums"



P. S. There is no need to quote the post directly above you. 
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Re: can anybody draw me a furry?
« Reply #8 on: 15 Dec 2007, 08:39 »

i tried google , it gave me a bunch of really crappily drawn porn =/

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Re: can anybody draw me a furry?
« Reply #9 on: 15 Dec 2007, 10:55 »

Yeah, that's the furry fandom. Go!
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Re: can anybody draw me a furry?
« Reply #10 on: 15 Dec 2007, 11:47 »

i wouldn't mind the furry porn if it was more skillfully drawn, but the only even remotely good drawn furry stuff is all guys ;>.>

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Re: can anybody draw me a furry?
« Reply #11 on: 15 Dec 2007, 18:59 »

it doesn't have a tail =/

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Re: can anybody draw me a furry?
« Reply #12 on: 15 Dec 2007, 19:08 »

I would totally have that inked permanently on my body.
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Re: can anybody draw me a furry?
« Reply #13 on: 15 Dec 2007, 19:09 »

feel free to copy it

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Re: can anybody draw me a furry?
« Reply #14 on: 16 Dec 2007, 10:40 »

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT, PEOPLE!
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Re: can anybody draw me a furry?
« Reply #15 on: 16 Dec 2007, 15:43 »

oh man

chuck what is happening here
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Re: can anybody draw me a furry?
« Reply #16 on: 16 Dec 2007, 16:55 »

Guys, I'm scared.
Don't hold me though.
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« Reply #17 on: 16 Dec 2007, 17:55 »

I don't take nearly as much offense to the content of the post as I do the spelling and grammar.
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Re: can anybody draw me a furry?
« Reply #18 on: 16 Dec 2007, 18:02 »

That stuff scares me easily.
I mean, *hic*, what is this b] [/b] welcome stuff? Is it what happens when html doesn't pull its pants up after buttsex and walks into the room.
What if it kills me? Is it dangerous? Will I get cancer?
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Re: can anybody draw me a furry?
« Reply #19 on: 16 Dec 2007, 18:25 »

I love furry threads, provided of course, that they have no furries.

Comedy gold.
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Re: can anybody draw me a furry?
« Reply #20 on: 16 Dec 2007, 20:33 »

I propose that we just post Google Image search pictures of cartoon pandas.

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Re: can anybody draw me a furry?
« Reply #21 on: 16 Dec 2007, 21:38 »

This kind of seems similar to "Can someone take naked pictures of women for me to masturbate to?" or read: creepy.
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Re: can anybody draw me a furry?
« Reply #22 on: 16 Dec 2007, 23:05 »

I kind of have an urge to draw this, to a high standard, but make the furry chick just fucking ugly. Like, born at the top of the ugly tree and hit every fucking branch on the way down ugly.

It would be a sort of comment.

Or something.
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Re: can anybody draw me a furry?
« Reply #23 on: 17 Dec 2007, 00:40 »

I was thinking about poorly drawing one in paint.
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Re: can anybody draw me a furry?
« Reply #24 on: 17 Dec 2007, 04:26 »




.. What a feminine boxing panda.
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Re: can anybody draw me a furry?
« Reply #25 on: 17 Dec 2007, 04:32 »

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Re: can anybody draw me a furry?
« Reply #26 on: 17 Dec 2007, 04:43 »

The morale of the story:
- If you are an artist, and someone asks you to make you a piece of art that in no way benefits you, don't make it.
- If you are going to ask artists you don't know for free art that in no way benefits them, don't ask for it because you won't get it.
- If you want a furry character tattooed upon you, you are going to regret it later in life.
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Re: can anybody draw me a furry?
« Reply #27 on: 17 Dec 2007, 06:22 »

If this thread were a building, I would be an arsonist and burn this mother fucker straight to the ground.
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Re: can anybody draw me a furry?
« Reply #28 on: 17 Dec 2007, 07:42 »

HAI GUYS...

some one said they wanted Quint with Panda boobs, right?

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Re: can anybody draw me a furry?
« Reply #29 on: 17 Dec 2007, 08:19 »

I propose that we just post Google Image search pictures of cartoon pandas.



O.O omg! it's so cute!!!!!! *gets distracted by the cartoon panda*

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Re: can anybody draw me a furry?
« Reply #30 on: 17 Dec 2007, 08:21 »

i love how i can spark completely pointless threads that last atleast 50 posts longer then they should  :mrgreen:

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Re: can anybody draw me a furry?
« Reply #31 on: 17 Dec 2007, 08:23 »

That stuff scares me easily.
I mean, *hic*, what is this b] [/b] welcome stuff? Is it what happens when html doesn't pull its pants up after buttsex and walks into the room.
What if it kills me? Is it dangerous? Will I get cancer?


thx for pointing out the bold text error, i missed that, but... it's corrected now! ^.^


also there is a new modification on the first post (besides the corrected bold text) feel free to check it out
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Re: can anybody draw me a furry?
« Reply #32 on: 17 Dec 2007, 08:30 »

Oh god someone draw it so that he gets the tattoo.

What a great tattoo that would be.
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Re: can anybody draw me a furry?
« Reply #33 on: 17 Dec 2007, 08:31 »

This kind of seems similar to "Can someone take naked pictures of women for me to masturbate to?" or read: creepy.

I want to make this thread.
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« Reply #34 on: 17 Dec 2007, 08:33 »

This kind of seems similar to "Can someone take naked pictures of women for me to masturbate to?" or read: creepy.

I want to make this thread.

if u make it, they will come....
i'd post a pic for free, though it'd be censored....i'd charge to have the censore  removed

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Re: can anybody draw me a furry?
« Reply #35 on: 17 Dec 2007, 12:14 »

This board just gets worse by the minute. Seriously.
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Re: can anybody draw me a furry?
« Reply #36 on: 17 Dec 2007, 12:43 »

Furries get such a hard time, but they do kind of deserve it for being so ridiculous. Still, different strokes and all.

Ryld, have you tried DeviantArt? There is at least one furry drawing every time I visit the front page.
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Re: can anybody draw me a furry?
« Reply #37 on: 17 Dec 2007, 16:36 »

Dear Ryld,


If you plan on being a more active poster, and posting more than a "Please send me furry porn!!" thread, then I suggest you check out the rules, and the "Hi, I'm New!" forum. It will be loads helpful to you. Not so much for furry porn, though. It will give you some helpful tips on posting, however.

Generally, it is frowned upon to bold an entire post, to quote pictures, and to post right after posting. If you have more to say, simply edit your post.

If you want a good tattoo of a furry, you are going to have to commission it, and that is going to cost you money. I suggest either becoming good friends with an artist, or learning to draw yourself. The tattoo shop that I go to will draw up anything you ask them to. And they won't charge you extra(That may be a lie. They give my friend and I discounts a lot because we are in there almost everyday. They may just do this for free for us). Right now, they are drawing a robot pin-up girl for my friend. I would suggest asking them. If you aren't comfortable with asking them to draw your furry panda, then maybe you should rethink getting it tattooed on your body. Tattoos last forever. It's going to always be on your body. I understand you are a furry, and sexual fetishes don't go away over night(or over any period of time), and thats cool, I don't have a problem with that. But tattoos last forever! Do you really want to announce your particularly taboo fetish to the world by permanently displaying it on your body? I'm not so sure thats a great plan. Just think about it.

As someone said, you could probably get something off of DeviantArt. Try there if you really want to go through with it. I would suggest not out right stealing anything, and actually messaging the artist, though. They will probably be more than happy to let you tattoo their work on your body. If not there, seriously look up a furry message board. I know they exist. IT'S THE INTERNET. That stuff is definitely out there. I am sure there is some sort of furry art image board. You just have to stop being lazy and actually look. Hell, a friend of mine is good friends with some furries. They are all internet geeks. I will ask him to ask them for some image boards for you.

Take care,
Emaline

PS. Definitely check out the "Hi, I'm New!" forum!
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« Reply #38 on: 17 Dec 2007, 16:48 »

I am both impressed and appalled by how reasonable a lot of you are being about this.

Good work/What the hell, people.
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« Reply #39 on: 17 Dec 2007, 17:17 »

Hat, with all the marginalization and ridicule I have dealt with in my life, I have learned to become conscientious. One day, perhaps there will be furry pride parades, and we will compare the oppression of furries with racial segregation. OK, probably not, but it is not like he is asking for furry on child rape porn or anything.

That reminds me, Ryld. Try 4Chan.
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« Reply #40 on: 17 Dec 2007, 17:20 »

I thought about suggesting 4chan, but I think they'd laugh him away.
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« Reply #41 on: 17 Dec 2007, 17:27 »

Hat, with all the marginalization and ridicule I have dealt with in my life, I have learned to become conscientious. One day, perhaps there will be furry pride parades, and we will compare the oppression of furries with racial segregation. OK, probably not, but it is not like he is asking for furry on child rape porn or anything.

That reminds me, Ryld. Try 4Chan.

Read between the lines, fuckfuce
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« Reply #42 on: 17 Dec 2007, 22:31 »

And if I were a mod, I'd delete, or at the very least lock it.

(hint hint)


I like how people like to complain about these threads when I get so much amusement from them.

From their ridiculousness, I mean.
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« Reply #44 on: 17 Dec 2007, 22:50 »

Would a panda's nipples really be pink?
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« Reply #45 on: 17 Dec 2007, 23:09 »

Yes.
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« Reply #46 on: 17 Dec 2007, 23:11 »

Would a panda's nipples really be pink?

I will not let you trick me into googling "panda nipples."
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« Reply #47 on: 17 Dec 2007, 23:12 »

WHY WOULD YOU EVER WANT TO KNOW
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« Reply #48 on: 17 Dec 2007, 23:20 »

So, I can draw one. Duh!



Also, never ever ever GIS Nipples The Bear.
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« Reply #49 on: 17 Dec 2007, 23:30 »

I drew you this.

Dude that is just Jessica Rabbit run through a false colour filter.

Nice

Incidently, a GIS for "Panda Nipples" is surprisingly amusing.

Nipples the Bear however, turned up surprisingly lacklustre results.

Augh I just realised I can see panda vadge in that picture

Jesus christ, dude.
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