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bryanthelion

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Datecraft.
« on: 22 Dec 2007, 21:06 »

Lonley, angry and paranoid. I signed up for datecraft, the online dating site that pairs up adventurers, as long as they are "rooting for the same team". Anyway, I was wondering if anyone else signed up for this site, and if they had any success or funny stories.


I was browsing for the men looking for men section and I found such a charming man. His title had, "I love my men like I love my fingers... Covered in cheese!" This, adherently, made me want to barf all over my lovely computer (Whom I call Ursula). His profile picture featured a chubby man, with eyeliner, greasy red hair, and painted black finger nails rubbing his face. My next reaction was to puke at the thought of such a voluptuous man secreting spray cheese from his pores.
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Re: Datecraft.
« Reply #1 on: 22 Dec 2007, 21:21 »

i don't know what you're talking about but that last paragraph may have scared me into never using the internet again.

i hope you're happy.
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Re: Datecraft.
« Reply #2 on: 22 Dec 2007, 21:29 »

I too have no idea as to what you're talking about, but I agree that it's creepy as hell. Who made it? Is it like a dating service game? Is it actually any fun?
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Re: Datecraft.
« Reply #3 on: 22 Dec 2007, 21:48 »

thatwittygeek.  I love you.
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Re: Datecraft.
« Reply #4 on: 23 Dec 2007, 09:33 »

Go Outside.
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Re: Datecraft.
« Reply #5 on: 23 Dec 2007, 09:37 »

Okay, that is a profile I saw when I clicked the Search button on datecraft, I got that abomination of a profile.

I was wondering if anyone else has funny stories on datecraft or any other dating service.
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