Lonley, angry and paranoid. I signed up for datecraft, the online dating site that pairs up adventurers, as long as they are "rooting for the same team". Anyway, I was wondering if anyone else signed up for this site, and if they had any success or funny stories.
I was browsing for the men looking for men section and I found such a charming man. His title had, "I love my men like I love my fingers... Covered in cheese!" This, adherently, made me want to barf all over my lovely computer (Whom I call Ursula). His profile picture featured a chubby man, with eyeliner, greasy red hair, and painted black finger nails rubbing his face. My next reaction was to puke at the thought of such a voluptuous man secreting spray cheese from his pores.
