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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #400 on: 07 Apr 2008, 14:45 »

Oral is basically a pretty good thing all around.
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« Reply #401 on: 07 Apr 2008, 14:47 »

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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #402 on: 07 Apr 2008, 14:48 »

Yeah but if you talk about one thing all the time then girls get pissed and they won't sleep with you.

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« Reply #403 on: 07 Apr 2008, 14:48 »

oh man those studies make me so mad every time i hear about them, but i think i have to accept that they are probably true cos i seem to hear about said studies an awful lot.
i think maybe i am only pissed because my venue for first hearing about this was through a really sexist spike tv show called "manswers" in which they described how having unprotected sex with your girlfriend would "cure her bitchiness". who wouldn't be offended?
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #404 on: 07 Apr 2008, 14:54 »

There are some serious confounds in studies like that, though.  Who's to say that it's the semen causing the anti-depressant effect?  There are so many other things that could be true about situations where the girl is swallowing versus situations where she is not that the link could not possibly be attributed to actually ingesting semen alone.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #405 on: 07 Apr 2008, 14:59 »

Actually, the study I had read had said that it was via unprotected sex, not via oral.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #406 on: 07 Apr 2008, 15:24 »

i think maybe i am only pissed because my venue for first hearing about this was through a really sexist spike tv show called "manswers" in which they described how having unprotected sex with your girlfriend would "cure her bitchiness". who wouldn't be offended?

I still think shows like that only exist for the same reason my "Women: you can't beat 'em!" shirt exists: to make fun of things that aren't exactly great everyday topics. Why do you think Anal Prolapse jokes got so popular? Because they caricaturize masculinity. I think it's the same concept here, but nobody gets it.

Then again, I'm also the same guy who thinks Mahmoud Ahmedinejad and Kim Jong-Il only say half the goofy-ass shit they say just because they're IRL trolls and just want a good laugh.
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« Reply #407 on: 07 Apr 2008, 15:56 »

I laugh at stuff like that.  Not because I think less of women, but because characterizing relationships that way strikes my funny bone (midly).  I'm also not offended by much anything.  In fact, I find the concept of offending people with something completely and incredibly stupid that is supposed to be completely and incredibly stupid hilarious.

I am also overly cynical and anything that is derogatory to any human being, whether it's an individual or a group of some kind, makes me slightly happier knowing they got what's coming to them.

And before I come across sounding like a hypocrite, I will say the person I joke about most is myself, and the jokes that make me laugh hardest are usually at my own expense.  (Unless it's a joke made in complete ignorance of fact, rather than a joke that is not true because the person knows the actual truth.  You know what I mean?  I think I made that overly complicated.)
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #408 on: 07 Apr 2008, 16:46 »

I feel kind of bad that I am not particularly fond of giving a girl oral.  Is vagina an acquired taste or something?

I've always thought of it as something you kinda just put up with. I tend to find it's worth it.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #409 on: 07 Apr 2008, 17:05 »

I feel kind of bad that I am not particularly fond of giving a girl oral.  Is vagina an acquired taste or something?
I've always thought of it as something you kinda just put up with. I tend to find it's worth it.

I think it also depends on the girls diet /personal hygiene / most recent visit to the toilet. Same goes for guys, if you have a healthy diet and good personal hygiene, Oral is a very pleasent experience to give.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #410 on: 07 Apr 2008, 17:46 »

Swallowing isn't a big deal to me usually.  It would be even better if semen actually had a nice taste...but overall (like someone said earlier) it kind of takes the inconvenience out of cleaning up afterwards.  I don't find it degrading to my female integrity or anything (especially since it's sort of a choice...I mean unless he's got your head pinned down, and in that case you should know you have a problem).   Still, sometimes I'm just not in the mood (after putting the effort of being best head-giver ever) to have a bad taste in my mouth.

 I hear eating/drinking certain things can definitely change the taste of both lady/guy southern naughty bits.   Pineapple juice was one on the list...

Has anyone tried that?  I'd like to know how much of a difference it actually makes.

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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #411 on: 07 Apr 2008, 17:51 »

I mean unless he's got your head pinned down, and in that case you should know you have a problem...

And at this point I realized that I could only learn so much about life through pornographic videos.

Also, boobs.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #412 on: 07 Apr 2008, 17:52 »

I hear eating/drinking certain things can definitely change the taste of both lady/guy southern naughty bits.   Pineapple juice was one on the list...

Has anyone tried that?  I'd like to know how much of a difference it actually makes.

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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #413 on: 07 Apr 2008, 18:07 »

I mean unless he's got your head pinned down, and in that case you should know you have a problem...

And at this point I realized that I could only learn so much about life through pornographic videos.

Also, boobs.



Yes. Quite.

Boobs indeed.

So who else is really happy that they have boobs? 
And by boobs, I do not mean hairy, manly ones.

Who else doesn't take their boobs for granted?!  (.  Y  .)
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #414 on: 07 Apr 2008, 18:47 »

I'm sorry I'm coming late to the vegan discussion, but I feel like weighing in because...I feel like it.

C'mon, vegan hostility comes from the insecurity of people who believe they are being judged and can't take it. 

I wouldn't say it's a belief so much as a fact, a lot of the time.  All it takes is one or two experiences with a PETA advocate to convince people that all vegans are militant snobs, leading to some of the comments that have been made in this thread. 

I am vegan, but a lot of people I hang out with don't even know it.  I generally don't bring up meat related issues unless it is a reply to something another person says.  I got tired of biting my tongue around people who ranted about how stupid vegetarians are.  (It can be kinda fun speaking up and seeing how embarrassed the person gets.  I enjoy flummoxing people.)

Basically, the only meat eaters that bother me are the ones who insult me for my diet.



P.S.- I lost weight AND my boobs grew after I stopped eating meat.  I could have been the fact that I was 18 and had one last puberty spurt, but it's still worth noting.  My skin got better when I gave up eggs and dairy.   
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #415 on: 07 Apr 2008, 18:58 »

I'm curious as to what vegans eat/drink for calcium... The main reason I wouldn't want to be vegan is because it seems unhealthy. I mean, humans are omnivores because without both animal products and vegetation they suffer from deficiencies, right? You'd probably have to start taking multi-vitamins and calcium pills to be healthy, or am I missing something? Also, what I said about vegans, I most definitely meant those fucks who think being a vegan is a freaking life-style and not just a choice.

As for protein, I realize nuts/whey and other shit like that... But dang.. I don't know how much of that I could eat without craving a big juicy steak. As a vegan, do you not get meat cravings...? Or did you just never really like meat?
I wonder these things.






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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #416 on: 07 Apr 2008, 19:34 »

I've always viewed the "Swallowing" thing as an issue of acceptance and trust. If you're not willing to accept that part of the process of love making, why do it in the first place? Frankly, it's just a show of love, I think, the same as when a guy is happy to give oral to a girl, because it's not like it's exactly fun for the guy. They do it because it's that person, it's their body, and they love and respect them, and want to show that.

I'm also not really sure how you can be turned off by the idea of oral sex, for the reasons mentioned above, and also because it just feels plain good. That sort of goes against human instinct.
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« Reply #417 on: 07 Apr 2008, 19:38 »

As for protein, I realize nuts/whey and other shit like that... But dang.. I don't know how much of that I could eat without craving a big juicy steak. As a vegan, do you not get meat cravings...? Or did you just never really like meat?

I'm not a vegetarian, but I heard it varies. I'm sure darkbluerabbit can say. (Sorry, I feel like for whatever reason I happen to be answering questions directed for you lately!) Some people who become vegetarians do crave meat, I think, but my roommate has been a vegetarian since birth for religious reasons. Not only does she not crave meat at all, she can't stand the vegetarian food that tries to imitate meat.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #418 on: 07 Apr 2008, 20:08 »

I think that's part of the reason why I dislike vegetarian products. I do like meat, but I have no problem eating tofu if I know it's tofu. Just don't try and tell me it's turkey and then expect me to think it's the same thing and not hate it.
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« Reply #420 on: 07 Apr 2008, 20:40 »

Yeah, tofu's great if you simply work with it rather than try to perform miracles. I like using it since it's versatile and easily picks up other flavors but it's silly to act like it's a foolproof substitute..
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« Reply #422 on: 07 Apr 2008, 20:55 »

The texture of tofu really bugs me.  I tried some miso soup one time that had tofu in it and shivered every time I downed a chunk.  It's like swallowing rubber.
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« Reply #423 on: 07 Apr 2008, 20:59 »

That is because wet/raw tofu is horrible- cooked in a dish or stir-fried, and it's really an entirely different substance and nice to eat:)
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« Reply #424 on: 07 Apr 2008, 21:07 »

And there are different ways of preparing it that have an effect on the final texture. There is soft and there is hard tofu. I prefer the softer kind myself.


Tofu and seaweed may be acquired tastes for western society but they can both be pretty damn good.
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« Reply #425 on: 07 Apr 2008, 21:14 »

I'm curious as to what vegans eat/drink for calcium... The main reason I wouldn't want to be vegan is because it seems unhealthy. I mean, humans are omnivores because without both animal products and vegetation they suffer from deficiencies, right? You'd probably have to start taking multi-vitamins and calcium pills to be healthy, or am I missing something? Also, what I said about vegans, I most definitely meant those fucks who think being a vegan is a freaking life-style and not just a choice.

As for protein, I realize nuts/whey and other shit like that... But dang.. I don't know how much of that I could eat without craving a big juicy steak. As a vegan, do you not get meat cravings...? Or did you just never really like meat?
I wonder these things.

The soy milk I drink is loaded with calcium. It's really not a problem, the vegan diet can be perfectly healthy. Most vegans I know eat better diets than most vegetarians and meat eaters, I think mainly because it makes you think about food more than the average person does. I never get a craving for meat, mainly because I have no idea what it tastes like. It's been ten years since I tasted the stuff. It's just some food, it's probably tasty but so's tofu with a good marinade or sushi so it doesn't matter.

I've got to ask, where the hell do you people keep finding all these massively obnoxious vegans? All the ones I know are more interested in drinking and listening to punk rock than berating anybody. I have met a lot of really annoying meat eaters who take it as some kind of personal offense if they find out you don't eat animal products and feel the need to give you a dull, poorly informed lecture, or feel the need to tell you about some horrible vegan they met once as if you should feel bad about it. Weird.

Oh, and I'm assured by those that have tasted the difference that the vegan sperm tasting better thing is perfectly legit. A friend of mine has also told me that skinny vegan boys tend to have above average sized penises. This is a rumour I'm happy to hear doing the rounds. And to bring it back to boobs veganboobs.com might not exist but there's that vegporn site which is all porn made by vegans and vegetarians. I'm not sure exactly why someone's dietary preferences is going to get someone extra horny but hey, whatever floats your boat.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #426 on: 07 Apr 2008, 21:15 »

I'm curious as to what vegans eat/drink for calcium... The main reason I wouldn't want to be vegan is because it seems unhealthy. I mean, humans are omnivores because without both animal products and vegetation they suffer from deficiencies, right? You'd probably have to start taking multi-vitamins and calcium pills to be healthy, or am I missing something? Also, what I said about vegans, I most definitely meant those fucks who think being a vegan is a freaking life-style and not just a choice.

As for protein, I realize nuts/whey and other shit like that... But dang.. I don't know how much of that I could eat without craving a big juicy steak. As a vegan, do you not get meat cravings...? Or did you just never really like meat?
I wonder these things.

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huh?

Sorry to keep derailing this thread, but I like answering questions. 

Protein is easy.  Nuts, soy, beans, and even whole grains have protein.  No whey for vegans though, it's milk-derived.  I just ate a salad with over 70% daily value for calcium.  It was a big bowl of spinach with chopped veggies and tofu with a sesame dressing.  Spinach and tofu are full of calcium, and lots of other nutrients too.  The only nutrient that you can't get directly from a plant source is vitamin B12.  The good thing is that your body stores B12 for a long time, and they put cyanocobalmin (a synthetic source of B12) in lots of products, especially energy drinks.  I don't really take vitamins.  My mom insisted on buying me some, but I am very bad about remembering them.  I eat pretty healthy, but I'm not obsessive.  The salad was mainly to make up for yesterday, as my dinner was chips and Twizzlers. 

I never deny the fact that steak was once my favorite food.  Then I worked in food service and started thinking about how awful it was that we threw away so much meat just because it wasn't pretty, so meat started to gross me out.  I started doing some research, and it was a slippery slope from there.  I honestly don't miss meat at all.  Like Ruyi's roommate, I don't even like some mock chicken because it's too convincing.  The textures they can recreate are impressive, but a little disturbing if meat doesn't appeal to you.

Tofu is incredibly versatile stuff.  I read a good point in a cookbook, that not liking tofu is like not liking flour.  If the first cookie you ate was chocolate chip, and you don't even like chocolate chip cookies, you don't say "I don't like flour" and give up on all baked goods.  Also, plain flour isn't that great to eat.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #427 on: 07 Apr 2008, 21:19 »

For vitamin B12 Marmite's great. It gives you an excuse to eat Marmite all the time (not that I have ever needed one, but still).
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« Reply #428 on: 07 Apr 2008, 21:23 »

I've had tofu prepared at least five or six different ways, and the taste and texture is different with each one.  People who say they don't like tofu usually haven't tried it prepared the right way.  It's like saying you don't like chicken.  Possible, but given that there are literally thousands of ways to prepare it, I'm guessing there's at least one or two ways you'd like it.

Different strokes for different folks.  Just as with boobs.
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« Reply #429 on: 07 Apr 2008, 21:24 »

Oh, and PETA had some ad campaign where a bunch of actresses posed nude, and then had a "hottest vegetarian" contest.
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« Reply #430 on: 07 Apr 2008, 22:46 »

Guys, point of interest.

I've done some pretty intensive field research and, after unanimously and overwhelmingly positive responses from all research subjects recruited for the cause, it turns out that the best things for improving the taste of semen are pineapple and watermelon.

They work really, really well, apparently.

Also,

Frankly, it's just a show of love, I think, the same as when a guy is happy to give oral to a girl, because it's not like it's exactly fun for the guy.

Um, are you joking or am I just in the minority?  it's a fucking blast and a half (unless, of course, she hasn't been particularly careful about hygiene, but we already covered that).

And I think pussy tastes great.
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« Reply #431 on: 07 Apr 2008, 23:38 »

Pineapple and watermelon eh? Excellent.

And if you're in the minority then I'm there with you. What isn't immensely fun about giving head?
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« Reply #432 on: 08 Apr 2008, 00:15 »

I've got to ask, where the hell do you people keep finding all these massively obnoxious vegans?
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« Reply #433 on: 08 Apr 2008, 01:20 »

Frankly, it's just a show of love, I think, the same as when a guy is happy to give oral to a girl, because it's not like it's exactly fun for the guy. 

Personally I enjoy making a girl thrash and kick in delight in a way that cannot be done by intercourse alone.

Might just be me, though.
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« Reply #434 on: 08 Apr 2008, 02:48 »

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« Reply #435 on: 08 Apr 2008, 02:54 »

I mean, when did this thread turn into a conversation about how good we are at fucking?

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