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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #650 on: 25 Feb 2008, 09:54 »

Goddamnit, where is Kieffer when you need him?!
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #651 on: 25 Feb 2008, 09:57 »

TOO MUCH TALKIN'

NOT ENOUGH PICTURIN'


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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #652 on: 25 Feb 2008, 10:42 »

(words)

So thank you for calling us petty bitches. I really appreciate it. Best hello you could have made when this actually is a nice place.

You are my favorite.
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« Reply #653 on: 25 Feb 2008, 10:47 »

I'm in a tree. Sitting in your ferns.

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #654 on: 25 Feb 2008, 10:57 »

Man. Seriously, are you ever on the actual ground?
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« Reply #655 on: 25 Feb 2008, 11:07 »

I sometimes come to ground, but only to test the depth of bogs.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #656 on: 25 Feb 2008, 11:08 »

please steal something in egypt

btw, bitchin' rage against the machine avatar dudebro

That is actually a different picture than the one that was on the Rage album cover. There was more than one Buddhist monk who immolated himself in protest to the Vietnam War. I like it though. It is a pretty powerful image if you ask me. I'm not sure I catch your meaning when you say "please steal something in egypt" though.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #657 on: 25 Feb 2008, 11:20 »

I don't much feel like looking it up. Maybe you are right. Regardless, I don't think it really matters. I enjoy Rage Against the Machine too, so no problem there. By the way, you still haven't clarified what you meant by please steal something in egypt.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #658 on: 25 Feb 2008, 11:43 »

This is my pick for my friend and my radio show called, "Child Support"

I don't mean to sound too forward but, FUCK, you're cute!

thanks! 



see if you can guess the story to this picture

keep in mind that it was taken post Valentines Day

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #659 on: 25 Feb 2008, 11:51 »

That is Thich Quang Duc,the most famous of the self-immolating monks, but that is not the picture of him used on the RATM cover. The pic from tha album has all the fire blowing to the right (which I always thought wasa nice, subtle touch), with none to the left of Duc.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #660 on: 25 Feb 2008, 12:03 »

I don't much feel like looking it up. Maybe you are right. Regardless, I don't think it really matters. I enjoy Rage Against the Machine too, so no problem there. By the way, you still haven't clarified what you meant by please steal something in egypt.

The punishment for theft in Egypt is is amputation or death or something.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #661 on: 25 Feb 2008, 12:34 »

Me(middle) with friends in Helen GA last summer.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #662 on: 25 Feb 2008, 13:14 »

The punishment for theft in Egypt is is amputation or death or something.
Really? Well damn, I'm glad nobody ever noticed me shoplifting.

EDIT: For the record, I only ever shoplifted like twice, and both times were just candies or something. It was middle-school, what do you expect from some pre-adolescent brat.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #663 on: 25 Feb 2008, 13:25 »

Guys where are you all coming from.

I just 'got' your username about 5 minutes ago.

I think maybe I should go to college after all.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #664 on: 25 Feb 2008, 13:31 »

I didn't even realize it was a joke until just then.

Bravo.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #665 on: 25 Feb 2008, 13:54 »



I have this symbol tattooed on my chest. It nearly got me tarred and feathered at a Pentecostal rally in Missouri once.

I hate threads like this because I develop a handful of impotent internet crushes.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #666 on: 25 Feb 2008, 13:57 »

Helen GA

I find it weird that anybody else knows where that is, let alone has photographic proof of having been there. Bravo to you, sir.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #667 on: 25 Feb 2008, 14:07 »

I have sunflower seeds. WHAT.

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #668 on: 25 Feb 2008, 14:09 »

Liz, you are about as street as a granny knitting a bright pink sweater for a kitten.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #669 on: 25 Feb 2008, 14:18 »

Me(middle) with friends in Helen GA last summer.
[pic]FLEAMARKET TUBING BUS[/pic]

Man one thing that has always bothered me is that it is by far so much more cost-effective to just buy your own innertubes and go down the Hooch yourself.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #670 on: 25 Feb 2008, 14:30 »

go down on the Hooch

I'll stop now.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #671 on: 25 Feb 2008, 16:22 »


The punishment for theft in Egypt is is amputation or death or something.


My first subtle threat as a posting member on the QC boards. I suppose that this was inevitable. Cheers.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #672 on: 25 Feb 2008, 16:35 »


I have my pants down on the internet.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #673 on: 25 Feb 2008, 16:39 »

And ape-man knees, yikes! Don't take that badly, you are just one hirsute dude!
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #674 on: 25 Feb 2008, 16:42 »



Yeah because it's cool to bite things. Amirite?
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #675 on: 25 Feb 2008, 17:21 »

The following is an example of everything that's wrong with the last few pages of photo thread:



Note the offenses: Cliche MySpace Angle (Complete with pouty look), flipping off the camera (showing how edgy I am), crooked hat (which should not be allowed in civilized society), not wearing pants (Seriously, how does this happen?).

The following is an example of everything that is right.



You may find yourself demanding, "but Jon, this person has their pants down too." The fact of the matter is that it's still a god damn hilarious picture. It's not really inappropriate in that it just seems so absolutely matter of fact in its presentation. It will stop being hilarious if a bunch of people mimic it (Not to mention creepy), but I'm suitably impressed.

Note the final offense, I picture quoted too! If I see one more example of these things, I swear to Christ I will resurrect the "It's Inane" thread and/or post 8.0 megapixels of my hairy ass to this thread.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #676 on: 25 Feb 2008, 17:32 »

Blurry ass, more like.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #677 on: 25 Feb 2008, 17:35 »

Unless there's a Deathstar on your bum, please no.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #678 on: 25 Feb 2008, 17:35 »

Hey, it's hard for adults to take pictures of themselves while holding the camera, but I will use a tripod for my hairy ass if it comes to that. Count on it.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #679 on: 25 Feb 2008, 18:48 »

Oh, Now I get why people hate the Picture Thread.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #680 on: 25 Feb 2008, 19:03 »

Dear Jon,

Thank you for fixing the photothread. Please don't take a picture of your ass.

Thanks,
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #681 on: 25 Feb 2008, 19:20 »

And ape-man knees, yikes! Don't take that badly, you are just one hirsute dude!
hahaha don't worry, I know I'm hairy. The lighting isn't very flattering either but it does make my legs look even MORE RIPPED than they already are.

You may find yourself demanding, "but Jon, this person has their pants down too." The fact of the matter is that it's still a god damn hilarious picture. It's not really inappropriate in that it just seems so absolutely matter of fact in its presentation. It will stop being hilarious if a bunch of people mimic it (Not to mention creepy), but I'm suitably impressed.

Thanks man, appreciate it.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #682 on: 25 Feb 2008, 19:25 »

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I just noticed that. That shirt is amazing. Where did you get this?
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #683 on: 25 Feb 2008, 19:31 »

I made it, 'cause I'm super DIY punx.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #684 on: 25 Feb 2008, 19:35 »



More Montreal pics. I don't even know what that look is. Probably "I Wanna Sex You Up" (only Emilio is going to get that comment).
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #685 on: 25 Feb 2008, 19:37 »

I probably have better posture than you!
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #686 on: 25 Feb 2008, 20:16 »

Or a flatter head?
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #687 on: 25 Feb 2008, 20:28 »

The bird picture was a funny situation that I thought you all could appreciate. Sorry to offend anyone. However, I am posting funny pictures in a forum about a webcomic and really obscure music. This basically means that I am no longer nor was I ever 'edgy', but you know thanks for your opinion about my picture.

I understand why you all monitor this thread really closely and enforce a tight set of rules (such as the nudity rule and even the no flipping the bird rule). But let's be honest, people throw curse words and sexual innuendos around here like it's.. well I don't know... the internet. Saying that a picture is somehow wrong because someone wears a crooked hat or takes a picture of themselves from a top down angle is being really stingy. People are just showing themselves off in whatever way that they'd like. Which, from my understanding, is the point.

I'd say there are quite a few ways to take an immature picture, and I'll admit that mine may have crossed that line. But from what I've seen of the maturity level of these forums (and I've been lurking for most of these forum's existence just never registered... which may or may not mean anything to you) people should be able to handle a "myspace portrait" in a non-myspace way. I.E. Not commenting on how emo and cliche' the picture is.

But you know, whatever, these aren't my forums.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #688 on: 25 Feb 2008, 20:38 »

Best response ever. Sig quote.

And since yappy is bad, here is a picture.



This is what happens when your friends take pictures of you when you least expect it.
« Last Edit: 29 Feb 2008, 20:28 by Objects inside Clouds »
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #689 on: 25 Feb 2008, 20:40 »

clobs looks a bit like a guy i've made it with
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #690 on: 25 Feb 2008, 20:44 »

thebrosef, sorry if it came across as a bit of an overreaction, but i think it may be due in part to the fact that you're a new person whom we haven't really gotten to know yet! that picture you posted of yourself was the first impression you gave a lot of us, so it's hard to put it in context with your personality. in fact, a lot of the people whose photos those comments were referring to are new, so the same goes for all of them. we're really not rude folks, i promise! except for kieffer, he is the rudest dude.

i guess it would be good to refrain from assuming too much about new people but i hope you'll forgive us for our quickness to correct. consider it an abundance of caution, if you will.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #691 on: 25 Feb 2008, 20:47 »

thebrosef, sorry if it came across as a bit of an overreaction, but i think it may be due in part to the fact that you're a new person whom we haven't really gotten to know yet! that picture you posted of yourself was the first impression you gave a lot of us, so it's hard to put it in context with your personality. in fact, a lot of the people whose photos those comments were referring to are new, so the same goes for all of them. we're really not rude folks, i promise! except for kieffer, he is the rudest dude.

i guess it would be good to refrain from assuming too much about new people but i hope you'll forgive us for our quickness to correct. consider it an abundance of caution, if you will.

i am pretty sure "thebrosef" in question is a fake account.... pretty sure.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #692 on: 25 Feb 2008, 21:33 »

No. I know that my account name comes off as kind of lame, but there is a reason behind it. I am not a "bro" so no worries on that front. Actually, my real brother and I are really close and we call each other brosef for comical purposes. We have called each other that for some time, and so it has become a nickname that I have a good deal of affection for.

Ok sorry for all the talk. I promise my next post will have a picture.
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« Reply #693 on: 25 Feb 2008, 21:41 »

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #694 on: 25 Feb 2008, 22:09 »



my band with our fans rushing the stage - i got mah JAGUAR goin on.

eugene (ballard) is somewhere in there.
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« Reply #695 on: 25 Feb 2008, 22:47 »

collejj



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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #696 on: 25 Feb 2008, 23:29 »

I probably have better posture than you!
I just now realized you had super mega curly hair.

I think I fail.

Anyway:  I KNOW I NEED TO POST A PICTURE.  One will come soon.  I'm due up for a new batch of photos soon because I moved out and am on my own.  Well, sort of.  Got a roommate whom I owe a debt of gratitude for, for the place.  I'll post the whole story tomorrow when I take phoe-toes.  It's sort of pitch black outside right now.
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« Reply #697 on: 25 Feb 2008, 23:35 »

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« Reply #698 on: 26 Feb 2008, 00:52 »

i got mah JAGUAR

Put me in your will.

Hey, Eugene, mind doing me a favor?
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #699 on: 26 Feb 2008, 05:10 »

Me enthused about Sasparilla in front of Seneca Rocks, West Virginia.

Reminds me of a friend I once had: http://www.virb.com/moelol/photos/133688

And while I'm at it, me!

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