Topic: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL (Read 454608 times)

imonfire · « **Reply #1650 on:** 02 Apr 2008, 21:15 »

huzzah! conformation!

Social Bacon · « **Reply #1651 on:** 02 Apr 2008, 21:24 »

And you look far younger in the nose one because you aren't dressed up all fancy-like. Everyone looks older when dressed formally, I've been mistaken for being 24 while wearing a suit, which freaked me right out, because I never thought that I looked very old.

Something Witty · « **Reply #1652 on:** 02 Apr 2008, 22:05 »

also, you look way better in the second one. You mostly look tired and angry in the first one.

LordNagash · « **Reply #1653 on:** 02 Apr 2008, 22:13 »

Oh boy, I had just thought you were shushing the camera, I did not notice it was in your nose until I was reading the posts.

imonfire · « **Reply #1654 on:** 02 Apr 2008, 23:51 »

^haha classic

Quote from: Social Bacon on 02 Apr 2008, 21:24

And you look far younger in the nose one because you aren't dressed up all fancy-like. Everyone looks older when dressed formally, I've been mistaken for being 24 while wearing a suit, which freaked me right out, because I never thought that I looked very old.

I think it has more to do with the finger up my nose...

Patrick · « **Reply #1655 on:** 03 Apr 2008, 05:56 »

I think I look younger when I'm all dressed up. Perhaps because there isn't formalwear anywhere in the world that will actually fucking fit me, so it's all baggy and it makes me look like I'm wearing Daddy's Nice Shirt or something. Fuck I hate being skinny.

But hey, I've gained 10lbs this week! I've been working really hard at it! I discovered that it helps if you eat a fucking pound of meat covered with ketchup and onions and garlic and shit. This is me cooking it! It's one of the few things I can cook, but it is so tasty holy crap.

That boxy thing to the right of the stove is a transformer, because European electricity sucks!

Inlander · « **Reply #1656 on:** 03 Apr 2008, 06:13 »

Are you sure it's not just Albanian electricity that sucks?

Patrick · « **Reply #1657 on:** 03 Apr 2008, 07:01 »

You don't know how close I came to frying my Marshall in Luxembourg, man.

Edit: Right fucking 2 minutes after I posted this, the power went out twice. Are you happy now?

jhocking · « **Reply #1658 on:** 03 Apr 2008, 07:48 »

It's metric electricity. Just like how "colour" is metric spelling, and soccer is football under the metric system.

Glorfindel · « **Reply #1659 on:** 03 Apr 2008, 09:09 »

I'm on the left. I was gonna go down the slope with a newspaper, but I kinda dropped it. So I had to pose instead.

The explanation for the guy on the right:

1. Hes Scottish
2. He was trying to do the "Help theres a problem" sign from Team America and got caught halfway.
3. Hes Scottish

cabose · « **Reply #1660 on:** 03 Apr 2008, 16:00 »

Edit: seeing how she is now my ex, i dont think it is fitting to have a pic of her up here anymore, so here is one of me :

me leaning on some very large very flat pumpkins

Narr · « **Reply #1661 on:** 03 Apr 2008, 16:06 »

Quote from: ebony_willow on 02 Apr 2008, 17:52

I have a hoodie! I am so street. AND BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WITH MEEEEE

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/ebony_willow/100_1635.jpg

Hoodie

+ Skirt

= I'm confused.

I thought the point of sweaters was to stay warm? Wouldn't being in a short skirt contradict that?

imonfire · « **Reply #1662 on:** 03 Apr 2008, 16:20 »

nono, the skirt is for sexy the sweater is for awesome. Warmth is just a bonus, its a totally acceptable combination.

also

Quote from: cabose on 03 Apr 2008, 16:00

me and my gf

very cute! I like your curly hair.

calenlass · « **Reply #1663 on:** 03 Apr 2008, 16:21 »

Dude Narr she could totally wear like tights or something underneath. You should try them sometime, simply because no one ever realises how warm they can keep you.

cabose · « **Reply #1664 on:** 03 Apr 2008, 16:35 »

Quote from: imonfire on 03 Apr 2008, 16:20

very cute! I like your curly hair.

thank you

jodizzle · « **Reply #1665 on:** 03 Apr 2008, 19:27 »

Katie is correct. I do not like wearing pants! In winter I usually wear two or 3 pairs of tights when normal people wear pants. they are cosy!

Also it wasn't really cold enough for tights when I took that photo. It is new clothes and I wanted to wear it!

Tom · « **Reply #1666 on:** 04 Apr 2008, 00:44 »

I just got back from camp and am very tired.
Before

After

0bsessions · « **Reply #1667 on:** 04 Apr 2008, 07:41 »

Quote from: Glorfindel on 03 Apr 2008, 09:09

63 posts in one day?!

Lurk more. It's nothing personal, but there's no more efficient way of rattling some people here than posting indiscriminately.

absurdabsurd · « **Reply #1668 on:** 04 Apr 2008, 10:04 »

Possible explanations:

(a) I am excited because I have the same shoes as every other scenester. YAY IRONY.
(b) The shoes are my friends; they speak to me. And like, oh my god, did you hearrrrr....
(c) I was hungry.

_{(d) I was drunk.}

((lurkers have faces too))

Thaes · « **Reply #1669 on:** 04 Apr 2008, 10:08 »

This one tried to look cool...

And was surprised to hear he didn´t!

0bsessions · « **Reply #1670 on:** 04 Apr 2008, 10:20 »

Quote from: Thaes on 04 Apr 2008, 10:08

!

Sox · « **Reply #1671 on:** 04 Apr 2008, 10:22 »

You should shave.

valley_parade · « **Reply #1672 on:** 04 Apr 2008, 10:23 »

Oh my.

Thaes · « **Reply #1673 on:** 04 Apr 2008, 10:25 »

You think so, Sox? I though the goatee looked good on me.

EDIT: Or were you talking about ze mullet?

0bsessions · « **Reply #1674 on:** 04 Apr 2008, 10:26 »

Takatukka is apparently Finnish for "Business in the front, party in the back!" if that Wikipedia article is to be believed.

redglasscurls · « **Reply #1675 on:** 04 Apr 2008, 11:02 »

Thaes, that is not a goatee. Please try again when you can grow more respectable chin foliage.

Thaes · « **Reply #1676 on:** 04 Apr 2008, 11:04 »

That was the best one-word description for it...

Something Witty · « **Reply #1677 on:** 04 Apr 2008, 11:27 »

Pro tip: If you can't grow a beard, don't try. It just looks gross!

Thaes · « **Reply #1678 on:** 04 Apr 2008, 11:29 »

Thy protip has been heard, oh ancestral one. Maybe I will even truly heed it and shave the "beard", who knows.

Emaline · « **Reply #1679 on:** 04 Apr 2008, 11:32 »

LESS FUCKING YAPPY AND MORE FUCKING SNAPPY.

Old picture, but whatevs.

(ps. my facial hair owns.)

Something Witty · « **Reply #1680 on:** 04 Apr 2008, 11:36 »

Quote from: Thaes on 04 Apr 2008, 11:29

Thy protip has been heard, oh ancestral one. Maybe I will even truly heed it and shave the "beard", who knows.

I was just trying to warn you before The League sent someone to break your legs.

Thaes · « **Reply #1681 on:** 04 Apr 2008, 11:48 »

Are those League-people being serious?

On the related note, the "beard" is off now. I managed to cut my auricle while doing it (I´m that handy), so I hope you´re happy!

Something Witty · « **Reply #1682 on:** 04 Apr 2008, 12:02 »

The League is always serious.

Lummer · « **Reply #1683 on:** 04 Apr 2008, 12:25 »

Speaking of Facial Hair..

GUYS! WHAT THE HELL SHOULD I DO ABOUT THIS?! I HAVE NO IDEA

Other than, the fact that it's itchy as all fuck.

0bsessions · « **Reply #1684 on:** 04 Apr 2008, 12:36 »

In my experience, shaving hideous neckbeard reduces itchiness. My recommendation?

ZJGent · « **Reply #1685 on:** 04 Apr 2008, 12:42 »

I hear there's been a ruckus on this here internet, bub. Better sort it out before you get on my bad side.

Lummer · « **Reply #1686 on:** 04 Apr 2008, 12:43 »

Quote from: 0bsessions on 04 Apr 2008, 12:36

In my experience, shaving hideous neckbeard reduces itchiness. My recommendation?

That's what's so itchy, yeah, so that's going no matter what. I was mainly looking for ideas as to what I should do about the rest..

I have been considering getting rid of my sideburns, or growing the whole damn thing.

0bsessions · « **Reply #1687 on:** 04 Apr 2008, 13:08 »

Quote from: ZJGent on 04 Apr 2008, 12:42

I hear there's been a ruckus on this here internet, bub. Better sort it out before you get on my bad side.

I find this strangely suspicious... (Poor MSPaint job ahead...)

Patrick · « **Reply #1688 on:** 04 Apr 2008, 15:36 »

Fuck that would be an excellent album cover. Can I take the first one?

ZJGent · « **Reply #1689 on:** 04 Apr 2008, 16:16 »

yeah sure. I only did it for fun, anyways.

RobbieOC · « **Reply #1690 on:** 04 Apr 2008, 21:30 »

Quote from: 0bsessions on 04 Apr 2008, 13:08

Who do you trust? Not skrull Wolverine. That's who!

Brilliant!

sean · « **Reply #1691 on:** 04 Apr 2008, 22:13 »

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur

negative creep · « **Reply #1692 on:** 05 Apr 2008, 04:47 »

So I worked 10 hours in a bar yesterday (actually until 6 AM this morning) and then I went drinking with people I don't even know. Now it is 1:45 PM and I'm finally home! This is what I look like after all that stuff:

I am also tired.

valley_parade · « **Reply #1693 on:** 05 Apr 2008, 07:00 »

Shane, stop messing with your hair, you're going to be late for the Stephen Malkmus show!!!

OH NOOOOOOES

karl gambolputty... · « **Reply #1694 on:** 05 Apr 2008, 08:02 »

Dear League of Discerning Gentlemen for the Cultivation of Facial Hair,

I am a discerning gentleman who cultivates facial hair, in the face of stiff opposition from family, friends, and random people on the street who tell me I should shave. I would like to join your fine organization.

Keep fighting the good fight

Regards,

Karl

karl gambolputty... · « **Reply #1695 on:** 05 Apr 2008, 08:12 »

Tell that to the Facebook group dedicated to getting me to shave.

...Facebook

Emaline · « **Reply #1696 on:** 05 Apr 2008, 09:11 »

Karl,

imonfire · « **Reply #1697 on:** 05 Apr 2008, 09:52 »

Full scruff is supa sexy

Ozymandias · « **Reply #1698 on:** 05 Apr 2008, 10:44 »

Karl, that is an honest beard.

That is an honest beard for honest men.

faylosophy · « **Reply #1699 on:** 05 Apr 2008, 13:04 »

there are some hot bitches up in here.

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Author Topic: SOME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS ARE REAL (Read 454608 times)

LordNagash

Glorfindel

cabose

Narr

cabose

absurdabsurd

faylosophy