I will be there, suckers. I will be either drunk or on drugs, I will bring bourbon, I will flirt with girls in costumes, I will be drunk and on drugs, I will be beautiful, I will not be dressed up, I may dose Jeph's bourbon just because I think it would be hilarious, I will not show you my dick, I will wait awkwardly in line to talk to creators of comic books that I don't want anything from I just want to compliment, I will sleep in a car, I will be horribly depressed, I will show you my dick, I will make fun of people in Naruto headbands, I will continue to try to make Jeff Rowland be my friend and he will continue to not be my friend.