I liked it. I just chose not to post because your giant ego is suffocating me. You should be modest, like Jon/Obsessions.
I would like to attempt to hi-jack this thread for selfish purposes. I want to program my computer and my iPod to feed me routine instructions throughout the day. Unfortunately, the voices on my computer are kinda lame and robotic sounding.
I want you guys to record yourselves giving me various helpful instructions to be played at various times during the day. Instructions such as 'Darryl, wake up and get out of bed!' 'Darryl, don't forget to eat breakfast', 'Darryl, stop being to lazy!' 'Darryl, it's time to start cooking dinner', 'Darryl, it's getting late, you should think about going to bed', 'Darryl, never give up!'. Use your imagination, what sort of instructions do you think I need to hear routinely?
Will any of you do this for me? I'd very much appreciate it.