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I'm hungry.
« on: 11 Feb 2008, 12:33 »

Hey, could someone please make me a sammich?  Turkey please, no mayo.

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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #1 on: 11 Feb 2008, 12:40 »

Who are you and why do you think you are worthy of our deli meats?
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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #2 on: 11 Feb 2008, 12:44 »

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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #3 on: 11 Feb 2008, 12:45 »

The chickens in my avi demand it!  They seem to be having a minor disagreement with their winged brethren...  Something about food shortages and the act of pecking my eyes out, I guess.  

Answering your questions, however, I'm Lur K. Er, the representative of used condoms, and I'm pulling in a favor.  Hopefully, you'll recognize my constituents' valiant efforts to keep you supplied.
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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #4 on: 11 Feb 2008, 12:52 »

What the fuck kind of name is "Lur".
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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #5 on: 11 Feb 2008, 12:54 »

Well, when the doc insists that you be named while you're still halfway inside your mother's vagina...
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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #6 on: 11 Feb 2008, 13:14 »

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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #7 on: 11 Feb 2008, 13:34 »

Don't talk about my mother's vagina.
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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #8 on: 11 Feb 2008, 13:35 »

Go make your own sammich
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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #9 on: 11 Feb 2008, 13:38 »

If I were forum mod, the original post AND that last one would have both been edited into a detailed description of a Creed music video.
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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #10 on: 11 Feb 2008, 13:59 »

I say this thread is now about soda.  I like soda.  My favorite is Dr. Pepper.

(For clarity, by soda, I mean pop, for all y'all southerners and people in the U.K..  I think they call it 'pop' in U.K..  I don't know.  Please excuse me if I am sounding ignorant right now.)

Or we can keep talking about sammiches.
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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #11 on: 11 Feb 2008, 14:05 »

Actually... Southerners prefer calling it all Coke. -_-

http://popvssoda.com/


I still have no sammich... Do I have to shoot a chicken?
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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #12 on: 11 Feb 2008, 14:08 »

I'm an RC man myself.  Although, I do love me som Dr. Pepper.
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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #13 on: 11 Feb 2008, 14:23 »

You could do that, I guess.  Then you could like, de-feather it, you know?  After that, you could like, butcher it and all that jazz, cook the meat, blend up the meat, and then have yourself a nice chicken salad sammich.

The reality is: no one is going to get you a sammich.
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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #14 on: 11 Feb 2008, 14:26 »

Blend up the meat.
« Last Edit: 11 Feb 2008, 14:35 by Lunchbox »
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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #15 on: 11 Feb 2008, 14:33 »

You could do that, I guess.  Then you could like, de-feather it, you know?  After that, you could like, butcher it and all that jazz, cook the meat, blend up the meat, and then have yourself a nice chicken salad sammich.

The reality is: no one is going to get you a sammich.

I realize this.  Would be nice if it happened, though... you know?  Everybody could use a sammich every now and then.

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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #16 on: 11 Feb 2008, 14:36 »

Why would you blend meat
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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #17 on: 11 Feb 2008, 14:39 »

Blended meat is a sin upon this earth. :(

So sayeth Another, he who blends turkey, pork, chicken, veal, beef, or any other edible meat shall be consigned to fast food servitude for all eternity.
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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #18 on: 11 Feb 2008, 14:40 »

Have you ever had a chicken salad sandwich?  They're delicious.
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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #19 on: 11 Feb 2008, 14:49 »

What is the difference between a sandwich and a sammich?

Also, is a "sammy" in the same arena?
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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #20 on: 11 Feb 2008, 14:51 »

I think 'sammie' is a monstrously annoying word made up by Quiznos
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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #21 on: 11 Feb 2008, 14:56 »

I first heard it used by Rachael Ray.

Man, do I hate Rachael Ray.
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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #22 on: 11 Feb 2008, 14:57 »

I was pretty much going to make the exact same post.
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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #23 on: 11 Feb 2008, 15:20 »

Are you calling "Chicken Salad" that hideous gluey mush that you get in hospital cafeterias where they chop up perfectly lovely chicken breast really fine and mix it up with mayonnaise and slop it on bread with a little piece of soggy iceberg lettuce?
I prefer my meat meaty.
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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #24 on: 11 Feb 2008, 15:23 »

Yes.  Yes I am.  That hideous gluey mush happens to be fucking delicious on wheat bread.
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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #25 on: 11 Feb 2008, 15:31 »

MEAT IS MEANT TO BE MEAT, NOT SLOP

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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #26 on: 11 Feb 2008, 15:32 »

I thought they called them "fizzy drinks" in the UK.
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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #27 on: 11 Feb 2008, 15:38 »

Would normally just call it by its brand name, although if you were to group them all up i probably would just call them fizzy drinks.
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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #28 on: 11 Feb 2008, 15:41 »

Pop is just as acceptable as fizzy drinks.
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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #29 on: 11 Feb 2008, 15:59 »

Turkey is a horrible meat for sandwiches. Anyone who chooses turkey is a fool.
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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #30 on: 11 Feb 2008, 16:12 »

1) Guys it is soda. Anything else and you are doing it wrong.

2) With sandwiches, if there is no roast beef, you are doing it wrong.

This is science.
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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #31 on: 11 Feb 2008, 16:31 »

Guys, these plus romaine lettuce either in a pita or on a hard roll is pretty much the best sandwich ever. If you're vegetarian.
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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #32 on: 11 Feb 2008, 16:37 »

1) Guys it is soda. Anything else and you are doing it wrong.


"Welcome to Taco Bell, can I take your order?"

"I'd like two tacos, a steak quesadilla, and a large coke."

"A large coke? What kind?"

"Mountain dew, please."

"That'll be $5.06, please."




"Hi! Thank you for calling Pizza Hut! What can I get for you today?"

"A large pizza with everything and a 2L coke."

"Alright, it'll be ready in 20 minutes!"




"Looks like all you've got here are a 28-count pack of ramen, two family-sized jars of marshmallow fluff, and two flats of Sam's Cokes. Are you sure that's everything you need?"

"Yeah, thanks."

"That's $11.60 with your member card, and thanks for shopping at Sam's!"



All exchanges I have witnessed personally in the past month.
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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #33 on: 11 Feb 2008, 16:38 »

Chicken salad is most excellent if prepared correctly.  I perfer a Ranch or a light Cesar dressing to Mayo, and it absolutely has to have Celery with it.  Dill Relish is a plus.  And its the best thng to eat on white bread.  If I'm having a nice Rye bread, I need Roast Beast.  Fo tandard wheat I'll take chicken, turkey, or Olive and Pickle loafs.


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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #34 on: 11 Feb 2008, 16:53 »

Guys, these [Morningstar Farms Chik Patties] plus romaine lettuce either in a pita or on a hard roll is pretty much the best sandwich ever. If you're vegetarian.

Agreed.  Though I like to add a slice of tomato and some mustard.
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« Reply #35 on: 11 Feb 2008, 16:55 »

If they had them at the food court at UMD, I would be the happiest person ever. Our veggie burgers suck, and have big honking chunks of water chestnut in them >.<
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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #36 on: 11 Feb 2008, 16:57 »

1) Guys it is soda. Anything else and you are not an American.

2) With sandwiches, if there is no lettuce or peanut butter you are doing it wrong.

This is science.

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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #37 on: 11 Feb 2008, 17:38 »

"A large coke? What kind?"

"Mountain dew, please."

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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #38 on: 11 Feb 2008, 18:05 »

The best thing about Johnny's post is that the dude in the picture, and his av are making the exact same face.
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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #39 on: 11 Feb 2008, 18:38 »

Hehehe! They are.

Although I had some delicious shrimp alfredo for dinner, I want a sammich now. Preferably grilled cheese and ham, as I'm a bit chilly, but it's too late to eat anything. Tomorrow maybe!

And I say soda usually, sometimes pop, and/or the brand I want. I don't get how things like this happen: "I'll have a coke." "What kind?" "Orange Crush." Seriously. Coke is Coke, not Crush or Mt. Dew or 7UP, etc. Say what you mean!
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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #40 on: 11 Feb 2008, 18:49 »

Can you actually get two tacos, a steak quesadilla, and a large drink for only $5?
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« Reply #41 on: 11 Feb 2008, 18:52 »

Probably, taco bell is cheap shit. It's cheaper than pupuserias!
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« Reply #42 on: 11 Feb 2008, 19:04 »

Ya know, I live in Texas, and I really don't hear the "coke meaning soda" thing a whole lot.

My mother, however, still says "pop." I always found that kind of embarrassing when I was growing up. Sort of like how she would say boobies and I would have to respond snottily (as a precocious pre-teen it is my prerogative), "Mother, they're called breasts"
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« Reply #43 on: 11 Feb 2008, 19:07 »

They're called soft drinks. Coke is specifc brand of cola flavoured soft drink. Chicken in like a lime aioli is really good on turkish bread. I was brought up calling them what was pronounced 'sarmy' I have called them 'sammiches' and hated myself for it and have had them called a 'sanga' before and not taken issue with it.
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« Reply #44 on: 11 Feb 2008, 19:12 »

A little while back I mentioned that I was not happy with Rachael Ray, a famous television personality, because of the way she spoke low of perch. I guess I never told you how my "visit" to her went. Well, it is the holidays, and I finally have some time to myself, so here is that story.

I had read on-line that Rachael Ray lives in the woods outside of New York City, so I hopped in the van and got going. I figured I could do research here and there on the way, in various "hobo cafes" where there is Internet (I could also call a few colleagues). Things went well, and I made it to New York in about fifty hours. Once in New York, I had a pretty good idea of where she lived, so I headed "upstate" to the quiet rural community she calls home.

It's a nice enough town, with pines and cedars lining the road. The air is fresh, and the last yellow silt from pollen season lines the creek beds. An old general store advertises daily specials on medicine or cloth, and tired men in honest caps walk dogs that have real problems. Two women chat as they enter what is clearly a beloved hamburger restaurant.

I like where she lives; it is a good place. This is why I do not like that she lives there. It is as though she does not Get it. She tries much too hard to please. A good country person waits to be pleased. Poverty cannot afford to dance.

After some eavesdropping behind a newspaper I hear a local man mention where her house is to a new pizza delivery boy. I start the van and head there. The light is growing dim, and I have sulfured eggs to distract her dogs.

I make a few wrong turns, out on the foggy pine forest roads, but it isn't long before I know I've found the place. I ask you, what good country family has three matching PT Cruisers. Why would she need three. I know she is married, but it just seems terrible. It makes me angry. She should not make her husband drive a PT Cruiser. No matter who he is. (Although, I have to admit, my opinion on that will soon change.)

I park the van six miles down the road, to ward off suspicion, then sprint back to their property. As I had read, there are large dogs prowling about. I reach into my fanny sack and throw two sulfured eggs as far as I can from the house. The dogs hear the cracks and sprint away. Perfect. I've injected the eggs with Haxall's Pandemonium Chlorodyne.

Now it's time to get up and look in the windows. The first thing I see, unfortunately, is her short husband using the bathroom. Before I can duck away I learn the awful truth: he is sweating, and he has jazz butt. The window is open, so I am spared no detail, no matter how quickly I try to creep away. Oh god how awful, how awful to live with Rachael Ray. How awful to watch what happens. How awful to eat what happens.

Soon I have crept around to the back deck and I see the small husband, an Italian fellow, walk delicately into the large dine-in kitchen. Rachael is there and, away from the cameras, she wears Mickey Mouse clothing from head to toe. Even her house slippers have things on them which make it clear they are a Mickey Mouse product. She stirs a large pot of something I cannot see clearly; I hear her tell the little husband that it is her "Astronaut Turkey Smackers." I do not know how something called a "smacker," or meant for astronauts, can be prepared in a large pot. It seems that outer space demands special, careful foods. I feel lost. The husband, too, has the same feeling. He sneaks off to the driveway and takes a big sip of Amstel from a hidden place in the back of the third PT Cruiser. He has done this before.

Soon the pizza delivery boy pulls into view, but he stops a hundred yards down the road. He leaves a pizza box near a fencepost, picks up a rock, and removes what looks like cash. The husband does not look in his direction, but when he has heard the boy's engine fade away he sprints to the pie and ravenously consumes several slices. He then hides the box beneath large dried cedar branches, perhaps for later. It is a gamble, as animals may eat it, but it looks to me that he lives by playing at odds. He wipes wet leaves and pine needles on his mouth, on his tongue, to hide the smells.

Rachael steps out to the front porch and yells, "JAAAAHN? JOHN-BOY? YOU OUT THERE?"

The husband panics, and yells back, "I...I was chasing a rabbit! It looked like it was hurt!"

"Well, was it?"

"I guess not, Rach, 'cause he sure got away fast!"

"Get back in here! I just got an idea for Hobgoblin Turkey Gobblers! You know, kind of a Halloween thing!"

"Sounds awesome, Rach! What's...what's in it?"

"I'll figure that out later! Come in here and try the Smackers, and quit makin' me yell. You know I'm doin' twelve shows tomorrow!"

He whispers his reply: "Sure thing, Rach!"

"WHAAAAAAT?"

"Sorry, Rach! Be there in a sec!"

The dogs finally start to howl and convulse in the woods behind the house, so they run off to see what is the matter. I am disgusted with them both; I do not want to confront this terrible situation as much as I thought I did. I want to be gone, away from these two. It is all I can do to go into the house, make myself sick on a plate, and leave it by the stove. "Amateur hour."

Not too long after that I am back in the van, headed for home. I am disappointed, and it takes me a good sixty hours to reach California. When I turn on the television, there is Rachael Ray, serving a meal of Astronaut Turkey Smackers. A telltale stain of iodine shows just past the cuff of a long shirt sleeve: she has been bitten by a crazed dog.

In a way, I have communicated with her, but I would not call it a conversation.
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« Reply #45 on: 11 Feb 2008, 19:17 »

"Mother, they're called breasts"

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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #46 on: 11 Feb 2008, 20:18 »

This is what I'm eating RIGHT NOW.

I made it myself.  this salad contains: Asian Mix salad, Spinach leaves, grated carrot, cheese cubes, apple cubes and chopped up heated grilled chicken tenders all with a dash of lemon juice and alot of mayo.  Because I like mayo.  It is pretty delicious.  Also orange juice!

Guys...IM ETATING A MOTHERFUCKING SALAD.  Score one for eating healthy attempt.
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« Reply #47 on: 11 Feb 2008, 20:23 »

I just made fresh blueberry muffins. I ate one hot. It was a godsend. I am still hungry. I am kind of hungry for your chicken tenderloins, but I hate mayo so that salad and I would not gel.
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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #48 on: 11 Feb 2008, 20:26 »

It was actually a really good salad.  I am surprised!  It was better once I ate through all the leaves and had chicken, apple and cheese at the bottom.

I just discovered those chicken tenderloins at my butcher yesterday! A pack of 8 for under $5!  Good sized chicken bits too. A+ Will buy again.
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Re: I'm hungry.
« Reply #49 on: 11 Feb 2008, 20:48 »

Jodie,

Express Post me that salad please.
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