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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #50 on: 17 Feb 2008, 11:59 »

Something amazing.
Fuckin shit. You gave me a goddamned heartattack. My sister was behind me, and then the video started.

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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #51 on: 17 Feb 2008, 12:02 »

Yeah bud, way to read the fucking "NSFW" warning. You are fired.
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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #52 on: 17 Feb 2008, 12:17 »

It did say NSFW, he is right.

Homies wanna pour their foties on that booty for their homies that ain't here.
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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #53 on: 20 Feb 2008, 01:59 »

How do you freakin' think I came across it?

      From left to right, in spurts.
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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #54 on: 20 Feb 2008, 02:28 »

I'm too scared to click, what is it?
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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #55 on: 20 Feb 2008, 05:05 »

Homies wanna pour their foties on that booty for their homies that ain't here.

That's really all that needs to be said. At all. Ever.
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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #56 on: 20 Feb 2008, 09:09 »

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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #57 on: 22 Feb 2008, 01:22 »

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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #58 on: 22 Feb 2008, 04:13 »

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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #59 on: 22 Feb 2008, 20:49 »

hee hee!

That's,

hmm, ah,

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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #61 on: 24 Feb 2008, 11:16 »

Holy shit. Man, what a way to go.
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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #62 on: 25 Feb 2008, 05:21 »

That is AWESOME.

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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #63 on: 25 Feb 2008, 13:28 »

Cake-eating contest death warning

This just keeps getting better and better.
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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #64 on: 25 Feb 2008, 13:43 »

Over the past 3 days I have been trying to find something worthy of this thread, but the only thing I stumbled across that came close (pardon the pun) involved - you guessed it - porn.

It's pretty great, it's a guy banging some girl with an older woman watching, and when he goes for the money shot, as soon as the first, erm, squirt, is fired off, the older woman's like "OOOHH!" all excited-like.

This should serve as an indicator of exactly how much I need to move out of my mother's house and get a life, but hey, it's funny while it lasts.
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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #65 on: 26 Feb 2008, 00:39 »

EDIT: Snip.
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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #66 on: 26 Feb 2008, 05:24 »

NSFW warning or no, can you ixnay on the porn posting? This is jeph's forum.

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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #67 on: 26 Feb 2008, 05:56 »

Hm, yeah, he was pissed about just butts, he'd probably not be too happy over this. Thanks for the reminder.
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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #68 on: 26 Feb 2008, 08:53 »

WANT!

And these are very safe for work, just probably not safe for young children because the squee's of excitement might make your head explode.
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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #69 on: 26 Feb 2008, 15:41 »

Man the penguin, octopus, and the tortoise are sold out.

Not cool.
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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #70 on: 26 Feb 2008, 15:48 »

I think everybody should know their own Myers-Briggs Type.

Me, I'm an ENFJ

Finding an online test's not exactly hard, but here's a link anyway
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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #71 on: 26 Feb 2008, 16:11 »

I am ENTJ!
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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #72 on: 26 Feb 2008, 16:12 »

Man the penguin, octopus, and the tortoise are sold out.

Not cool.

So is the sheep. :cry:

Also, I am an ISFP
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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #73 on: 26 Feb 2008, 16:15 »

Myers-Briggs Type.

I just read the criticisms on it and it seems like people should take the results with a salt shaker of grain, maybe? I've only taken the test once but it seemed to fit.
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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #74 on: 26 Feb 2008, 16:20 »

Yeah, I know all the criticisms. I still like it, though. If nothing else, I read the ENFJ description and think it's pretty damned accurate for my self-image.

The big criticism with it is that there's no scientific grounding for it and that the two people it's named after had no psychiatric training. Given that psychoanalysis as a whole is  a pretty intuitive field more founded in the ability to interpret people's behaviour than in the ability to interpret lab results, that isn't much of a criticism IMO.
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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #75 on: 26 Feb 2008, 16:36 »

I am INTP.
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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #76 on: 26 Feb 2008, 16:58 »

We did this not too long ago. I was an ENTJ then and I am again.
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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #77 on: 26 Feb 2008, 17:11 »

My outcome changed slightly. Huh. I was ISFJ, but the J is now P. And reading the two summaries, the newer is more accurate, it seems.
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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #78 on: 26 Feb 2008, 17:27 »

Something I think you should know about!

I think I will be transferring colleges for the fall semester. Holy wow.
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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #79 on: 26 Feb 2008, 17:59 »

SQUIIISSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WANT!!!!

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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #80 on: 26 Feb 2008, 18:02 »

Something I think you should know about!

I think I will be transferring colleges for the fall semester. Holy wow.

Dang, a free iPhone in exchange for moving to Abilene sounds like a pretty raw deal to me
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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #81 on: 26 Feb 2008, 18:09 »

I would go for a semester. Then I would disappear and head back to Fargo.
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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #82 on: 26 Feb 2008, 18:25 »

if i moved to abilene i would want a toilet made of gold and a bidet that shot cocaine-infused fuji or evian, whichever is on hand

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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #83 on: 26 Feb 2008, 21:55 »

To Storm Rider collapsed lungs aren't that bad. I've had about 9, and they are only lethal if both simultaneously collapse atleast 50% the surgery to keep them in place is terrible but that's normally for emergencies only.
And yes I know this is about 10 days late but I've been busy.
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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #84 on: 26 Feb 2008, 22:04 »

Myers-Briggs is kind of cool, but it's also kind of like a scientific horoscope. Self-diagnosis is only part of the test, and there are plenty of quizzes out on the internet that aren't necessarily reliable.
If you're here, you're probably an I, though I'm not sure what to expect for the rest.
I was INTP a while ago. Everything but the I was tenuous.
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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #85 on: 26 Feb 2008, 22:18 »

I've taken this test a lot and I almost always end up INTJ. Every great once in a while the I'll end up with ISTJ or INTP, but the I and the T are mortal locks, with an exceptionally high introverted score.
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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #86 on: 26 Feb 2008, 22:18 »

Yeah, I have taken the Myers-Briggs in real-life 4 times and more than that online, and I have been a polarised ENTP every time save the last one, which I took under supervision of my shrink (and, you know, not several others of my friends, with whom I spent the majority of the pick-a-word sections going "soft or hard? is that even a real question? shit, who would pick soft? flaccid, hurr hurr"; in retrospect, this was probably not the best way to have gone about this) and said I was an INTP/INTJ split.
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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #87 on: 26 Feb 2008, 22:26 »

I've always felt that the INTJ is pretty accurate in my case. I'm not what you'd call shy, per se, but I rarely seek people out, and I find a lot of interaction really draining. People often think I'm a push over because I'm rather quiet but convincing me about anything without a good reason is pretty much impossible, although I'm pretty quick to revise my thinking once presented with good information.
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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #88 on: 26 Feb 2008, 22:48 »

I switch between INTP and INTJ every time I take Myers-Briggs. I could take it now just to see, but I don't really feel like it at the moment.
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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #89 on: 26 Feb 2008, 23:08 »

I am ISFJ! Same as Linds'. J got the same score as P, so they are practically interchangeable.
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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #90 on: 26 Feb 2008, 23:20 »

I'm INFP, go figure... When I'm annoyed or upset I tend to come across as INTP. It takes a lot of work to get me annoyed.
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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #91 on: 26 Feb 2008, 23:37 »

Mine is the same as last time, I think. ENFJ but my j and p are both at 50% and both things seem equally as applicable. Also I got 100% on F over J. This is probably why I am a sociologist who thinks qualitative research > quantitative.
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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #92 on: 26 Feb 2008, 23:52 »

I am an ISFP, apparently. I didn't like some of the questions, as in different situations I would have agreed with the different answers. If I was to do it properly, I would want to do it where I am explaining to people my answers. But that is probably not how the test works, anyway.
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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #93 on: 27 Feb 2008, 02:21 »

hee hee!

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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #94 on: 27 Feb 2008, 08:12 »

I don't like the way the test that was linked asks, "Do some people view you as..." in the questions. Man I haven't got a goddamn clue what people view me as, I just assume the worst most of the time, this is CLEARLY going to fuck with my results.

That said:

Your personality type is INFP.
Introverted (I) 54%        Extraverted (E) 46%
Intuitive (N) 55%             Sensing (S) 45%
Feeling (F) 55%                Thinking (T) 45%
Perceiving (P) 68%          Judging (J) 32%

Wow. What a surprise. Same as I've gotten all my life. And this gave me career paths for INFP.

Surprise surprise, it says I should be a musician. Maybe it's the bit where I don't really care about deadlines, I don't make/stick to solid plans, etcetera that put me there. Whatev.

I don't know what teletype does.

Oh, now I know what it does. Okay.
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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #95 on: 27 Feb 2008, 09:14 »

According to this i am INTP

Introverted (I) 54%    Extroverted (E) 46%
Intuitive (N) 64%    Sensing (S) 36%
Thinking (T) 75%    Feeling (F) 25%
Perceiving (P) 55%    Judging (J) 45%

From the description and the job titles it gives I'd say this was pretty accurate.
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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #96 on: 27 Feb 2008, 13:24 »

So I took it. Twice. First time it was ESTP, and a bit polarised, I guess:

Extraverted (E) 75%    Introverted (I) 25%
Sensing (S) 73%    Intuitive (N) 27%
Thinking (T) 75%    Feeling (F) 25%
Perceiving (P) 64%    Judging (J) 36%

Second time, different online test: ENTJ

Extraverted (E) 51%    Introverted (I) 49%
Sensing (S) 37%    Intuitive (N) 63%
Thinking (T) 75%    Feeling (F) 25%
Perceiving (P) 49%    Judging (J) 51%
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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #97 on: 27 Feb 2008, 15:19 »

Everybody needs to know that my hot water heater has exploded and I just had to answer the door to a plumber whilst stinky, mascara smudged, and wearing nothing but one of my boyfriend's pongy t-shirts.
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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #98 on: 27 Feb 2008, 19:25 »

Something I REALLY think everyone should know about:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15916765

Quick poll: how many of you already knew that someone had set himself on fire as a protest to the war in Chicago in November 2006?
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Re: Things I Think Everyone Should Know About
« Reply #99 on: 27 Feb 2008, 23:03 »

Not I.
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