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Author Topic: New, Improved MS Paint a Random Wikipedia Article Thread!  (Read 10148 times)

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we need to be less serious and have more fun. MS Paint is lots of fun!
so let's take off our thinking caps and put on our drawing gloves. GO

my contribution:

« Last Edit: 18 Feb 2008, 09:15 by E. Spaceman »
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Re: New, Improved MS Paint Thread!
« Reply #1 on: 15 Feb 2008, 16:17 »

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Re: New, Improved MS Paint Thread!
« Reply #2 on: 15 Feb 2008, 17:47 »



Ironically, I drew this in Flash.  :|

(Flash crashes on me all the god damned time.)
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Re: New, Improved MS Paint Thread!
« Reply #3 on: 15 Feb 2008, 17:53 »

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Re: New, Improved MS Paint Thread!
« Reply #4 on: 15 Feb 2008, 18:06 »

HAHAH Fucking love it.
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Re: New, Improved MS Paint Thread!
« Reply #5 on: 15 Feb 2008, 18:18 »

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Re: New, Improved MS Paint Thread!
« Reply #6 on: 15 Feb 2008, 19:00 »

I drew this for katie yesterday because her instant messenger program does not support colored text(after several attempts to get the colored text to go through, on her side):

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Re: New, Improved MS Paint Thread!
« Reply #7 on: 15 Feb 2008, 19:54 »


Hey look! It is all the forumites who think that guns are superfluous, dangerous, and unjustifiable, and all the forumites who think they are necessary and safe when used responsibly by trained adults, and we are holding hands and/or guns or something. Also, switty's got a really stupid grin on his face or something, I don't know. Maybe that's me. Who even knows anymore.
Also, the sun was going to have glowing rays but I decided to get lazy and he's got a scruffy goatee instead.
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« Reply #8 on: 15 Feb 2008, 20:26 »

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« Reply #9 on: 15 Feb 2008, 22:16 »

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Re: New, Improved MS Paint Thread!
« Reply #10 on: 16 Feb 2008, 00:09 »



So I discovered some Metalocalypse fanart and most of it was ... giant unrealistic penises. So I drew Fatty Dingdicks (Click for the NSFW)
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Re: New, Improved MS Paint Thread!
« Reply #11 on: 16 Feb 2008, 00:55 »

This thread needs a theme, so I'm going to hijack it.

Your theme is "MS Paint A Random Wikipedia Article."
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Re: New, Improved MS Paint Thread!
« Reply #12 on: 16 Feb 2008, 06:34 »



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Re: New, Improved MS Paint Thread!
« Reply #13 on: 16 Feb 2008, 07:21 »

Ok, so I wanted to go with Johnny's idea for the random wikipedia article.  Unfortunately, I closed out the article before I could link to it.  Anyway, I think the guy's name was Rinaldi and he's an Argentinian football player.  He was later a children's coach and journalist. 
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Re: New, Improved MS Paint Thread!
« Reply #14 on: 16 Feb 2008, 08:05 »

Following the theme:



Greenbridge science park (doesn't actually look like this)
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« Reply #15 on: 16 Feb 2008, 08:11 »

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« Reply #16 on: 16 Feb 2008, 09:42 »

Darryl?
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« Reply #17 on: 16 Feb 2008, 11:47 »

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« Reply #18 on: 16 Feb 2008, 11:56 »

Why is the sky sad?
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Re: New, Improved MS Paint Thread!
« Reply #19 on: 16 Feb 2008, 11:57 »

That's like asking "why does the sky speak English in panel one?"
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Re: New, Improved MS Paint Thread!
« Reply #20 on: 16 Feb 2008, 12:15 »

Why does the sky speak English in panel one?
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Re: New, Improved MS Paint Thread!
« Reply #22 on: 16 Feb 2008, 12:17 »

It's not the sky, it's annotation.
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Re: New, Improved MS Paint Thread!
« Reply #23 on: 16 Feb 2008, 12:18 »

You could have just said that in the first place, instead of responding with a snarky question.

I will do one after lunch.

ADDITION: This is what came up when I clicked the random article link:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maple_Creek_Middle_School

I think I'll pick something else to draw.

ADDITION: man no wonder wikipedia boasts so many articles:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Rayah
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhavdeep
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taihei%2C_Fukuoka
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Re: New, Improved MS Paint Thread!
« Reply #24 on: 16 Feb 2008, 12:19 »

Also I was being a jackass, I knew perfectly well what he meant.
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« Reply #25 on: 16 Feb 2008, 12:21 »

I didn't realise I was being snarky. Apologies!
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Re: New, Improved MS Paint Thread!
« Reply #26 on: 16 Feb 2008, 17:55 »

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« Reply #27 on: 16 Feb 2008, 18:36 »



haha these guys are awesome.  Funnest sketch ever.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scaffold
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Re: New, Improved MS Paint Thread!
« Reply #28 on: 16 Feb 2008, 20:54 »

Jodie you're making us look bad ! (as in gosh dangit that is way too good)




My theme was Bloody Sunday
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« Reply #29 on: 16 Feb 2008, 21:32 »



My theme was Golf Etiquette.
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« Reply #30 on: 16 Feb 2008, 21:33 »

Brittany, you should have had the people beating up Bono for being in such a terrible band.
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Re: New, Improved Hirthia Globosa Thread!
« Reply #31 on: 16 Feb 2008, 23:01 »

HIRTHIA GLOBOSA BITCHES
Stub article, so cut short
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Re: New, Improved MS Paint Thread!
« Reply #32 on: 16 Feb 2008, 23:40 »

Why thank you Brittany!
Although i cheated by using photoshop instead of Paint, also my wacom not my mouse.  but still, I think I love the guy on the left. he looks like a peadophile and turned out so perfectly.
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Re: New, Improved MS Paint Thread!
« Reply #33 on: 17 Feb 2008, 08:40 »

I want a Wacom... Why do they have to be so darn expensive?

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Re: New, Improved MS Paint Thread!
« Reply #34 on: 17 Feb 2008, 08:44 »

Because they're worth it.

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« Reply #35 on: 17 Feb 2008, 09:47 »

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Re: New, Improved MS Paint Thread!
« Reply #36 on: 17 Feb 2008, 12:32 »

did you draw that? i am not sure you drew that. it did make me laugh out loud though.

also, what joe said. wacom tablets are the most amazing things on earth. better than little tiny puppies, better than sex. the price is completely worth it.
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Re: New, Improved MS Paint Thread!
« Reply #37 on: 17 Feb 2008, 13:04 »

You all are amazing Paint artists! My desire to experiment with Paint and see if I can't just push my boundaries has definitely been lit aflame. Hopefully I'll come up with a piece I am happy enough to upload to compare with your all's labors!

Keep it up.
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Re: New, Improved MS Paint Thread!
« Reply #38 on: 17 Feb 2008, 14:00 »

better than sex
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Re: New, Improved MS Paint Thread!
« Reply #39 on: 17 Feb 2008, 14:05 »

Bullshit.  Driving is better than sex too, as is a day at the lake.
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Re: New, Improved MS Paint Thread!
« Reply #40 on: 17 Feb 2008, 15:11 »

he was right

except... a day by the lake with sex would be pretty kickin'
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Re: New, Improved MS Paint Thread!
« Reply #41 on: 17 Feb 2008, 15:12 »

A day at the lake with a wacom tablet and sex. Just sketchin' the ducks and fuckin'.

That is a day.
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« Reply #42 on: 17 Feb 2008, 15:14 »

I am jealous.

I spent Valentine's Day going to class.
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Re: New, Improved MS Paint Thread!
« Reply #43 on: 17 Feb 2008, 15:20 »

Same here. I'm single but there was a few neat things going on locally that could have been fun. But no, I had to do a Mary Cassatt color study rather than go look for someone to make out with. Bleh.
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Re: New, Improved MS Paint Thread!
« Reply #44 on: 17 Feb 2008, 15:54 »

stories, comin' through

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Re: New, Improved MS Paint Thread!
« Reply #45 on: 17 Feb 2008, 18:58 »

I drew this in paint a loooong time ago.



Guess I must have been hungry.
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Re: New, Improved MS Paint Thread!
« Reply #46 on: 17 Feb 2008, 20:29 »



this is how i imagine pretty much every girl i know.




this is how i imagine Davey Havok(AFI FRONTMAN)'s fanbase.



and that's just plain silly.
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Re: New, Improved MS Paint Thread!
« Reply #48 on: 17 Feb 2008, 23:57 »

..you're so mad. i didn't see that anywhere. sorry?
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Re: New, Improved MS Paint Thread!
« Reply #49 on: 18 Feb 2008, 00:05 »

don't be, it was merely a suggestion

THAT'S RIGHT JOHNNY, FUCK YOU AND YOUR GOD DAMN THEME!!
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