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Author Topic: Calenlass - The Thread!  (Read 3886 times)

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Calenlass - The Thread!
« on: 18 Feb 2008, 20:16 »

Stolen from Emaline, just so I may be able to love a thread.
I'm a whore like that.
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Re: Calenlass - The Thread!
« Reply #1 on: 18 Feb 2008, 20:28 »

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Re: Calenlass - The Thread!
« Reply #2 on: 18 Feb 2008, 20:41 »


You can't read it, but that thing he's holding is embossed with the words "+ calenlass"
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Re: Calenlass - The Thread!
« Reply #3 on: 18 Feb 2008, 21:00 »

This thread needs more pictures!!
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Re: Calenlass - The Thread!
« Reply #4 on: 18 Feb 2008, 21:37 »

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Re: Calenlass - The Thread!
« Reply #5 on: 18 Feb 2008, 21:39 »

Man, now I want to hear that song. Someone find it for me please! I will give you a cookie.
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Re: Calenlass - The Thread!
« Reply #7 on: 18 Feb 2008, 21:46 »

Thank you! Though it's not as catchy as I was expecting. Here is your cookie:

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Re: Calenlass - The Thread!
« Reply #8 on: 18 Feb 2008, 21:47 »

yeah I was pretty disappointed, it wasn't a very good song at all.
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Re: Calenlass - The Thread!
« Reply #9 on: 18 Feb 2008, 22:36 »

Coming soon:

Calenlass - The Towel!
Calenlass - The Lunchbox!
Calenlass - The Flamethrower!
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Re: Calenlass - The Thread!
« Reply #10 on: 18 Feb 2008, 22:38 »

This thread seriously wants me to bake some damn cookies. I want the tasty fresh out of the oven gooeyness cookies.
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Re: Calenlass - The Thread!
« Reply #11 on: 18 Feb 2008, 22:38 »

Calenlass - The Flamethrower!

The kids love this one
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Re: Calenlass - The Thread!
« Reply #12 on: 18 Feb 2008, 22:57 »

Coming soon:

Calenlass/Lunchbox!

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Re: Calenlass - The Thread!
« Reply #13 on: 18 Feb 2008, 23:09 »

This thread has my full support.
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Re: Calenlass - The Thread!
« Reply #14 on: 18 Feb 2008, 23:10 »

Calenlass - The Action Figure had to be recalled due to a mixup with the sound implants.

*pulls string* "This is some fucked up shit, bitch!"
"               " "DIE MUTHAFUCKAS!"
"               " "Let's ice these bitches, y'all!"
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Yeah, I mean, "I won't kill and eat you if you won't kill and eat me" is typically a ground rule for social groups.

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Re: Calenlass - The Thread!
« Reply #15 on: 18 Feb 2008, 23:11 »

Wait, how's that a mixup?
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Re: Calenlass - The Thread!
« Reply #16 on: 18 Feb 2008, 23:22 »

It didn't also include "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum..."
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Re: Calenlass - The Thread!
« Reply #17 on: 18 Feb 2008, 23:33 »

Wait, how's that a mixup?

Not enough swearing.
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Re: Calenlass - The Thread!
« Reply #18 on: 18 Feb 2008, 23:36 »

does it come with a camera, some beer bottles, and the knife like we asked?
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Re: Calenlass - The Thread!
« Reply #19 on: 18 Feb 2008, 23:40 »

only one beer bottle, and its Bud Ice. But the knife has switchblade action and the camera has its own carrying case, so I think it makes up for it. Not too bad considering it's loosely based off of the Barbie design.
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Yeah, I mean, "I won't kill and eat you if you won't kill and eat me" is typically a ground rule for social groups.

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Re: Calenlass - The Thread!
« Reply #20 on: 18 Feb 2008, 23:41 »

Coming soon:

Calenlass/Lunchbox!

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This would probably set off a fapfest the QCverse over.
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I mean, it would still suck, but at least it would suck creatively.

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Re: Calenlass - The Thread!
« Reply #21 on: 19 Feb 2008, 02:31 »

You don't see me complaining.
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Re: Calenlass - The Thread!
« Reply #22 on: 19 Feb 2008, 03:15 »

I'd hit it.

No seriously, check my IP. There it is - one hit.
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Re: Calenlass - The Thread!
« Reply #23 on: 19 Feb 2008, 03:23 »

Calenlass - The Action Figure had to be recalled due to a mixup with the sound implants.

*pulls string* "This is some fucked up shit, bitch!"
"               " "DIE MUTHAFUCKAS!"
"               " "Let's ice these bitches, y'all!"

This reminds me of this story, and I approve.
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Re: Calenlass - The Thread!
« Reply #24 on: 19 Feb 2008, 06:26 »

This thread needs more pictures of dicks
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Re: Calenlass - The Thread!
« Reply #25 on: 19 Feb 2008, 06:28 »

Guys I have to say that I have been doing the Bobaraba since I clicked on the link and I just can't stop. It is that fun!

Also I fully endorse whatever Lunchy/Calenlass slashfic anyone wants to come up with. Except no child porn, guys.



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Re: Calenlass - The Thread!
« Reply #26 on: 19 Feb 2008, 07:37 »

Also I fully endorse whatever Lunchy/Calenlass slashfic anyone wants to come up with. Except no child porn, guys.

...I'm pretty sure you ladies are both over 18. Correct me if I'm wrong.
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Re: Calenlass - The Thread!
« Reply #27 on: 19 Feb 2008, 07:56 »

Someone's obviously never written time travel slashfic.
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Re: Calenlass - The Thread!
« Reply #28 on: 19 Feb 2008, 08:48 »

EDIT: wtf twice now this has happened. I am so predictable.

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Re: Calenlass - The Thread!
« Reply #29 on: 19 Feb 2008, 14:41 »

Hat, considering all the goofy-ass things I have seen on the internet, it should surprise nobody that what is considered par for the hole may just generally be on an entirely different course, you know what I'm saying?
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Re: Calenlass - The Thread!
« Reply #30 on: 19 Feb 2008, 14:56 »

Hey guys, who wants to make me a mashup of happy french bobaraba hip-hop? Somewhere between 10-30 minutes, please!

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Re: Calenlass - The Thread!
« Reply #31 on: 19 Feb 2008, 15:18 »

Hah. I never said I didn't want to, I just said I didn't have a working computer to do it on. JEEZ KATIE STOP HOUNDING ME ALL THE TIME FOR FUCK'S SAKE
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