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Yep.
« on: 20 Feb 2008, 03:50 »

I mean it when I say the photo-whore thread is and always has been fucking creepy.
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Re: Yep.
« Reply #1 on: 20 Feb 2008, 03:52 »

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Re: Yep.
« Reply #2 on: 20 Feb 2008, 03:54 »

WEBCESTIAN.
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Re: Yep.
« Reply #3 on: 20 Feb 2008, 03:56 »

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Re: Yep.
« Reply #4 on: 20 Feb 2008, 03:57 »

I should mod these boards whilst drunk more often.

HEY GUYS HERE IS A PICTURE OF MY ASS

IT'S A REALLY HOT ASS ISN'T IT

PLEASE LOOK AT IT AND COMMENT ON IT AND GIVE ME A SENSE OF SELF-WORTH
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Re: Yep.
« Reply #5 on: 20 Feb 2008, 04:00 »

Sorry Jeph you do not have a sweet-candy ass.

Don't ban me.
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Re: Yep.
« Reply #6 on: 20 Feb 2008, 04:02 »

You're making me feel weird about looking at butts now.

(Guys no-one let him see the quiki forum)
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Re: Yep.
« Reply #7 on: 20 Feb 2008, 04:03 »

I humbly move that the modifications Jeph has made to the forum this night stay foreu gver.

Why did you get drunked Jeph? Did you look at your inbox?
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Re: Yep.
« Reply #8 on: 20 Feb 2008, 04:04 »

Sorry Jeph you do not have a sweet-candy ass.

Don't ban me.

OHHHH SHITTTTT BANNNNEEDDDDDDD
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Re: Yep.
« Reply #9 on: 20 Feb 2008, 04:05 »

You're making me feel weird about looking at butts now.

(Guys no-one let him see the quiki forum)

That forum is fucking pathetic and I want absolutely no association with it. Tell Nihilist to either move it to a different domain or take the quiki down.

If you guys want to look at each others' assholes, please do it somewhere not associated with my site.
« Last Edit: 20 Feb 2008, 04:08 by jeph »
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Re: Yep.
« Reply #10 on: 20 Feb 2008, 04:07 »

I humbly move that the modifications Jeph has made to the forum this night stay foreu gver.

Why did you get drunked Jeph? Did you look at your inbox?

The temptation to just destroy everything I have ever created has never been higher.

In other news, Macallan cask-strength is fucking good.
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Re: Yep.
« Reply #11 on: 20 Feb 2008, 04:15 »

The temptation to just destroy everything I have ever created has never been higher.

I find it hard to take this seriously next to the pretty pretty pony avatar. :-P

Hooray for drunken Jeph!
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Re: Yep.
« Reply #12 on: 20 Feb 2008, 04:21 »

I dunno, that pony is badass.
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Re: Yep.
« Reply #13 on: 20 Feb 2008, 04:25 »

Man Jeph, just because your ass is not as nice as mine does not mean you have to get all uppity and put out about it.
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Re: Yep.
« Reply #14 on: 20 Feb 2008, 04:34 »

What is it to be Jeph?

On a side note, I've always found it amusing to ponder the type of person who finds this comic, reads this comic, and then decides to see what the forums are about.
« Last Edit: 20 Feb 2008, 04:36 by Slick »
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Re: Yep.
« Reply #15 on: 20 Feb 2008, 04:37 »

Does this mean it's not a good idea if I post my super-creepy booty there, lest the creepyness reaches critical mass and there's a Chernobyl scale creep-out that bores a hole in the earth and makes everyone go "hey, that's totally creepy" with that half-disgusted half-rabbit in the headlights look people get when they're exposed to extreme creepyness?
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Re: Yep.
« Reply #16 on: 20 Feb 2008, 05:04 »

Tell Nihilist to either move it to a different domain or take the quiki down.

Considering I have no inclination to look at that forum again and I'm not in contact with him, I probably won't
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Re: Yep.
« Reply #17 on: 20 Feb 2008, 05:07 »

Can I post pics of cigarette butts?
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Re: Yep.
« Reply #18 on: 20 Feb 2008, 07:21 »

The temptation to just destroy everything I have ever created has never been higher.


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Re: Yep.
« Reply #19 on: 20 Feb 2008, 08:18 »


In other news, Macallan cask-strength is fucking good.

Indeed it is. 
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Re: Yep.
« Reply #20 on: 20 Feb 2008, 09:46 »

HEY GUYS HERE IS A PICTURE OF MY ASS

IT'S A REALLY HOT ASS ISN'T IT

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Re: Yep.
« Reply #21 on: 20 Feb 2008, 10:49 »

You have no idea how glad I am that image has returned.

Anyway, public service announcement time:


Hey you.

Yeah, you.

It's time to sit down with your kids and talk.

Talk about webcest.

Sure, we all know the internet is a fun place to screw around. But don't you think the internet has enough places for people to be exhibitionist? So next time you feel stressed out, and you want to take a picture of your butt, or in a provocative pose, or maybe naked with parts of your surroundings strategically placed to hide your genitals, just think for a minute. Do you really want that sort of thing out in public? Most people you've been around on a forum for a long time have other ways of contacting you, like through instant messenger or a chat client like Gabbly where the links aren't turned into images directly and people don't have to see them if they don't want to. There are a lot of young people who come to these forums too, and it's our job to be mature and responsible adults. The photo thread should be used for documenting strange or interesting parts of your lives away from the computer, or maybe to give everyone real visual evidence that you have not been secretly killed and replaced by a burly middle-aged mafioso or a member of the living dead.

Don't commit webcest.

Instead, let's go back to discussing things that are really important, like the finer points of the 1960s-era live action Batman television series starring Adam West, or whether Sylvester Stallone's face is in fact gradually melting off. I guarantee we'll be better off in the long run.
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Re: Yep.
« Reply #22 on: 20 Feb 2008, 11:29 »

Man, now I feel kind of bad for inciting that whole butts thing.
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« Reply #23 on: 20 Feb 2008, 11:33 »

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Don't commit webcest.

Does this mean I can't sleep with people from the internet? That's a pretty raw deal. I mean, there's only a handful of things I have ever been good at and this was one of them.

Anyhow, this is taking things too seriously. A bunch of kids post pictures of themselves and some other kids say they are cute. Not exactly the end of the world.
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Re: Yep.
« Reply #24 on: 20 Feb 2008, 11:35 »

Man, now I feel kind of bad for inciting that whole butts thing.

Me too. Sort of. I mean, I feel bad, but I'm all sorts of confused about this.
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« Reply #25 on: 20 Feb 2008, 11:39 »

So is it my fault, as I posted the first butt picture? Man I'm sorry if it is.
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Re: Yep.
« Reply #26 on: 20 Feb 2008, 12:10 »

When you are posting and wondering if what you're posting qualifies as webcest, think to yourself: "Would a screencap of this fit nicely into a Weekend Web article?"
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Re: Yep.
« Reply #27 on: 20 Feb 2008, 12:14 »

That's just good posting advice in general.
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Re: Yep.
« Reply #28 on: 20 Feb 2008, 12:49 »

The temptation to just destroy everything I have ever created has never been higher.
I get the feeling he will break that record once he wakes up.
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« Reply #29 on: 20 Feb 2008, 13:19 »

or maybe naked with parts of your surroundings strategically placed to hide your genitals

Hey. That picture of me in the shower with the guitar is art.
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« Reply #30 on: 20 Feb 2008, 13:28 »

Bad art.
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Re: Yep.
« Reply #31 on: 20 Feb 2008, 14:44 »

Jeph -

I will take down my butt picture, and I'm sorry that it offended you.

Lara
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« Reply #32 on: 20 Feb 2008, 15:05 »

Don't worry La, he practically draws softcore porn, the hypocrite!
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Re: Yep.
« Reply #33 on: 20 Feb 2008, 15:12 »

Oh for heaven's sake.
These are Jeph's forums and he can do whatever the damn hell he wants with them. It has always been a guideline to not get webcesty and have rude pictures. Obey the man's rules and respect his wishes! He is super nice to us! Hooray! Thankyou!
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Re: Yep.
« Reply #34 on: 20 Feb 2008, 15:54 »

Can I just say oops, for the related thread I started.

Will be more careful in future.

(Sits in the corner to think about what he's done)
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Re: Yep.
« Reply #35 on: 20 Feb 2008, 16:27 »

Looks almost as if things got stupid...  :-P
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« Reply #36 on: 20 Feb 2008, 16:34 »

It's too late for apologies!
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« Reply #37 on: 20 Feb 2008, 17:11 »

Just be glad for the female/male ratio on this forum. Most forums aren't that lucky and photo threads are just copy/paste from the high school chess club photo.
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Re: Yep.
« Reply #38 on: 20 Feb 2008, 18:36 »

Dear everyone who has taken this seriously,


HGHAHAHGALDJGAKJGLAHFLAH hahahahaahahaha fuckers.

Bryan has some pretty good ideas! And we all have to listen to Johnny now, because he is bright blue as a result of this same drunken rampage. So chill out! Butts are butts and not really a big deal!


Love,

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Re: Yep.
« Reply #39 on: 20 Feb 2008, 18:56 »

You can say that, darling Katie, but I am still going to tiptoe around and be really really nice because I like these forums and I don't want to endanger them in any way!
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« Reply #40 on: 20 Feb 2008, 19:46 »

))<>((

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« Reply #41 on: 20 Feb 2008, 19:48 »

I am happy these are still here, I thought he had closed the I Like Fish forums and started a new one.
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« Reply #42 on: 20 Feb 2008, 20:08 »

I'm sorry if I took it seriously and it wasn't supposed to.

I would rather play on the safe side...because I care about the forums I post on!

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« Reply #43 on: 20 Feb 2008, 22:21 »

I have less of a problem with the butts themselves and more the dozen or so inevitable

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« Reply #44 on: 21 Feb 2008, 03:26 »

They're only cool if they're facetious.
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« Reply #45 on: 21 Feb 2008, 06:28 »

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Re: Yep.
« Reply #46 on: 21 Feb 2008, 06:48 »

Dude Pete wtf?? That is no butt. Does your butt have strange dimples in the center of each cheek? Also how do your butt cheeks sit that far apart from each other?
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Re: Yep.
« Reply #47 on: 21 Feb 2008, 07:20 »

Yes. They seem suspiciously like breasts, if you ask me.
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« Reply #48 on: 21 Feb 2008, 07:49 »

You could even go as far to say that they are breasts.
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« Reply #49 on: 21 Feb 2008, 08:30 »

NO NUDITY ON THE FORUMS
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