I've noticed recently that you guys seem to think you know exactly what I am about. So, in an attempt to make things more interesting around here, and to keep you from getting bored of me, I'm offering to let you choose just what I am about! Yes, you can determine how I post.
Your choices are above.
For clarity's sake, a creepy photothread complimenter is someone who just posts in the photothread making ALMOST inappropriate comments that make everyone feel dirty, but somehow isn't called out.
Inane drivel I don't need to explain, you can see it in 95% of the threads here.
Ol' Reliable is someone who has been here a while, who still tries to keep things nice and fun. They tend to have a very complacent style, but, unlike me, isn't an abusive asshole.
I will also just be an abusive asshole if people select that option, but it has to be a write in because I forgot it in the poll.
Also, if people want, I would be willing to be a lulzbot. I will make all of the terrible jokes with all of the terrible internet slang and all of the obnoxious spellings, but I will do it completely not tongue in cheek. 100% serious internet inanity. Also a write in.
You decide, QC! The poll runs 3 days, and the winning option will be my posting style for 1 week after that. Let's do it.