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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #50 on: 24 Feb 2008, 04:59 »

Attempt to find the cure for my disease.  Fail, and end up just drinking a whole lot.  Then, I would die whilst passed out and unconscious.
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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #51 on: 24 Feb 2008, 05:27 »

I would see if I can get life insurance that has almost instant coverage, pay $50 for a million dollar policy.  I'd take my daughter and go visit my sister and her kids for a week, come home, and just try to have as much fun with my baby, boyfriend, and friends as possible.
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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #53 on: 24 Feb 2008, 08:09 »

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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #54 on: 24 Feb 2008, 08:26 »

Yeah, people are ignorant like that.
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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #55 on: 24 Feb 2008, 11:57 »

New plan. I'll eat cake until I die!
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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #56 on: 24 Feb 2008, 12:14 »

Hopefully you do this in America.

Because I want to see it.
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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #57 on: 24 Feb 2008, 14:05 »

Or you mentally scar them.
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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #58 on: 25 Feb 2008, 05:59 »

I would either go find some scientific organization that would make a clone of me or take what little money I have and spend the two weeks in Bellingham, WA with my boyfriend. It's one of his favorite places in the US and from what I've seen from pictures, it's a pretty place. I would also probably eat my favorite foods every day.
Running around trying to do everything I've made plans for later in life would be stressful. bv
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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #59 on: 25 Feb 2008, 06:56 »

First, I would jack myself up on a cocktail of speed, cocaine, angel dust and medical adrenaline so that I would not need to sleep and would feel absolutely no pain. Then I would sharpen up my axe, fill up some molotovs, string up my crossbow and go take down the government.
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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #60 on: 25 Feb 2008, 07:13 »

This.

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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #61 on: 25 Feb 2008, 09:10 »

i want to say that i would do something cool like visit all the countries that i haven't seen yet or road trip across america.  but in all honesty i am a lazy person and i would miss my dog too much if i had to leave him behind while traveling.  i would probably just spend the last two weeks snuggling with fluffygans, eating a lot of food, and having a lot of sex (with my boyfriend. who is human.  you bastards).
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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #62 on: 25 Feb 2008, 09:17 »

If you know you are going to die in two weeks you can do lots of things without thinking of the consequences. Take out a massive loan, sell your house, sleep around promisculously...Basically live like a rock star for two weeks.
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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #63 on: 25 Feb 2008, 09:27 »

I would probably spend the first two days planning a load of cool stuff to do, then be afraid to tell anyone and simply life my life normally. Apart from the fact that I would get out of America as fast as I could and go home to England to see my friends and family... but again, probably not tell them why, just cry a lot whenever they ask me. But then again maybe knowing I was going to die would make me a bit braver. It's hard to say.

I'd like to spend it seeing all of my friends who are scattered all over the world and visiting places I've always wanted to go, but that probably wouldn't happen.
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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #64 on: 25 Feb 2008, 09:28 »

Basically live like a Tommy for two weeks.
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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #65 on: 25 Feb 2008, 10:37 »

i would probably just spend the last two weeks having a lot of sex with fluffygans.
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If you know you are going to die in two weeks you can do lots of things without thinking of the consequences. Take out a massive loan, sell your house, sleep around promisculously...Basically live like a rock star for two weeks.
nah I wouldn't want to do anything that would cause trouble for my relatives/loved ones

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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #66 on: 25 Feb 2008, 11:05 »

i would probably just spend the last two weeks having a lot of sex with fluffygans.
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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #67 on: 25 Feb 2008, 11:45 »

Buy huge pile of drugs.

Ingest huge pile of drugs.

no-brainer really.

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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #68 on: 25 Feb 2008, 11:54 »

I'm with amok.

Come to think of it I know exactly what I'd do.  I'd order some psychotria viridis or mimosa hostilis, do an extraction on them for the DMT, and then, if I knew precisely when I was going to die, I'd inject a massive amount of DMT right beforehand.  The previous two weeks would be spent letting everyone in my life know about my fate, and giving all my stuff away to the people I think deserve it.

If I just had a vague knowledge that I was going to die soon, and I couldn't pinpoint it, I'd probably just eat two or three hundred hits of acid and take things as they come.
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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #69 on: 25 Feb 2008, 12:13 »

Personally I'd save up a big ol' stack of heroin for the actual death part, so that it just seemed kinda warm and fuzzy.

Prior to that, a sequence of acid/shroom/ket/DMT trips and a couple of E/coke benders just for the hell of it. If time was short, I sure as shit wouldn't want to waste any of it being sober.

Agreed with the last line of yr post tho. Without a time frame I'd just get trippin'.

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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #70 on: 25 Feb 2008, 13:28 »

i would probably just spend the last two weeks having a lot of sex with fluffygans.
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NO.

snuggling with fluffygans, eating a lot of food, and having a lot of sex.

He really didn't edit much.
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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #71 on: 25 Feb 2008, 13:59 »

(give it a rest Patrick, show's over.)

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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #72 on: 25 Feb 2008, 14:11 »

I just want an excuse to poke fun at MaiAda.
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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #73 on: 25 Feb 2008, 14:25 »

When I used to take a lot of drugs, a thing that always struck me was that your frame of mind often determines how your trip will be.

So, if you knew you were going to die, you'd probably be in a pretty terrible state and taking drugs would just ensure you spent your last hours in the grips of some horrific mental trauma.
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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #74 on: 25 Feb 2008, 14:34 »

So, what to people want to be done with their body after they die?

Personally, I want my corpse to be strapped with a copious amount of dynamite/C4 explosives, taken up in a plane above a large metropolitan area, tossed out of said airplane, and detonated in mid-air, thus raining my entrails down upon the city beneath.
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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #75 on: 25 Feb 2008, 14:35 »

In the last few hours/minutes I would go to the top of a skyscraper and take a mix of ketamine/alcohol/heroin/LSD. If that doesn't kill me, then I have no idea what will.

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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #76 on: 25 Feb 2008, 14:41 »

If i was ever to commit suicide i would go to the top of a very tall building and see how many rotations i could get in before i hit the ground. I would hopefully be able to persuade someone to film it and post it all over the internet.
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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #77 on: 25 Feb 2008, 15:02 »

First I would hijack some hardcore gig and rickroll them.

As for my body, I..I don't know. I guess I could sell it.
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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #78 on: 25 Feb 2008, 15:11 »

Actually, I think I would probably bust into the broadcast centre for CNN and Rickroll the entire nation.
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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #79 on: 25 Feb 2008, 15:19 »

I'd have as much of my body as possible used for organ donations or medical research, and probably cremate the rest. Also, I'd make my brother take my skull and promise to display it prominently somewhere in his house, threatening to haunt him forever if he doesn't comply, just for shits.
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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #80 on: 25 Feb 2008, 16:01 »

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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #81 on: 25 Feb 2008, 20:23 »

I'd shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #82 on: 25 Feb 2008, 21:07 »

When I used to take a lot of drugs, a thing that always struck me was that your frame of mind often determines how your trip will be.

So, if you knew you were going to die, you'd probably be in a pretty terrible state and taking drugs would just ensure you spent your last hours in the grips of some horrific mental trauma.

You would think this!  But in fact, psychedelics have recently been investigated as TREATMENT for end-of-life anxiety.  There's a doctor at UCLA right now who's actually currently finishing a research protocol in which terminal cancer patients are given psilocybin, and so far his results have been pretty good, apparently.

It makes perfect sense to me.  If I had to resolve an issue as serious as my impending death I'd definitely want access to psychedelics as tools to help me through it.  Mushrooms in particular have a tendency to do a wonderful job of showing me my whole life with perfect clarity and giving me a balanced and tranquil perspective on it.
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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #83 on: 25 Feb 2008, 21:20 »

I'd have as much of my body as possible used for organ donations or medical research, and probably cremate the rest.
I think I'd do the same. When I die I want to make sure I'm dead by folks cutting me up and burning me and stuff. There is no way I want to wake up trapped underground in a coffin. (I know this very rarely happens, but I can't imagine much worse than waking up from a coma and being in a coffin).
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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #84 on: 25 Feb 2008, 23:57 »

Hell yeah.  Wait until the middle of your eulogy then jump out of the casket and start singing "NEVER GONNA GIVE YOOOO UP! NEVER GONNA LET YOOOO DOWNNN!"
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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #85 on: 26 Feb 2008, 00:12 »

I'd have as much of my body as possible used for organ donations or medical research

FUCKING PUSSY

I am planning on having my body cremated, the ashed compacted into a diamond, and then having that diamond launched into the sun, where my soul will escape the diamond and fight and kill the sun, killing all life on earth, thus relieving you all of trying to one-up my Completely Fucking Badass Funeral.
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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #86 on: 26 Feb 2008, 00:28 »

I'd have my body rolled up in a carpet and tossed out of the side of a van speeding across the Sydney Harbour Bridge in mid to heavy traffic.

The carpet would be expensive.
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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #87 on: 26 Feb 2008, 00:41 »

If we're talking funeral arrangements now, I'd definitely want my body to be processed into fertilizer and used to grow a pot plant of whatever the strongest strain in the world was at the time, or a crop of psilocybe mushrooms.  If my body can be literally turned into drugs that my friends could then take, I want it to happen.

Come to think of it I kinda want to put this in my will when I actually write it.  I can't think of any fate for my body that appeals to me more than being turned into a physical substance capable of profoundly altering another human being's consciousness.

Of course, if, by the time I die, it is possible for people to transfer their consciousness out of the human brain and into a computer simulation thereof, I fully intend to have a fucking sweet-ass cyberspace afterlife prepared for me.  A timeless existence as a digital fractal universe sounds awesome.
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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #88 on: 26 Feb 2008, 00:46 »

I'd like my body to be turned into a marionette. It would dance at my funeral.
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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #89 on: 26 Feb 2008, 01:15 »

Of course, if, by the time I die, it is possible for people to transfer their consciousness out of the human brain and into a computer simulation thereof, I fully intend to have a fucking sweet-ass cyberspace afterlife prepared for me.  A timeless existence as a digital fractal universe sounds awesome.

One smartass remark and I will wave a magnet over your entire consciousness.
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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #90 on: 26 Feb 2008, 01:16 »

I'd like my body to be turned into a marionette. It would dance at my funeral.

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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #91 on: 26 Feb 2008, 04:38 »

i, like patrick, want to be cremated and turned into a diamond.  except then in my will i want to specifically request that the diamond be set in a ring and that my first born child would have to wear it always.  as a very, very creepy reminder of me.
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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #92 on: 26 Feb 2008, 04:48 »

I'd like my body to be turned into a marionette. It would dance at my funeral.

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Personally, I'd probably blow my savings on trying some great food around the city. Stay in a nice hotel for a night. Get drunk. Have lots of sex (with my husband). Call everyone I've put off calling and tell them how much I love them. Write some poetry. Take some pictures. I don't have much to pass on at this point, so I'd try to pass on what I could.
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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #93 on: 26 Feb 2008, 05:54 »

I guess I just want to be buried. I think my parents would throw a fit if it was any other way.

I'd want to have some epic last words, though. Or maybe leave cryptic messages all over the place for friends and family to try to make sense of.
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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #94 on: 26 Feb 2008, 05:56 »

Epic last words?

My friend's brother Ricky passed away a few years ago, and the last thing he said was "I love pussy"

He was a great guy.
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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #95 on: 26 Feb 2008, 12:26 »

Those of you who want to be turned into diamonds may or may not already know about the company that will do this for you.  Personally, I think their website is one of the creepiest things I've ever seen, mostly because of how they keep referring to "your loved one's carbon".
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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #96 on: 26 Feb 2008, 12:28 »

My friend's brother Ricky passed away a few years ago, and the last thing he said was "I love pussy"
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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #97 on: 26 Feb 2008, 14:08 »

Some epic last words would be "There's millons of dollars hidden in..."

(adjust for local currency) Don't think it would be a peaceful death, though.
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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #98 on: 26 Feb 2008, 14:17 »

I would make like Jigsaw from the SAW movies and round up a bunch of people to participate in my various death-games.
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Re: Because I'm morbid...
« Reply #99 on: 26 Feb 2008, 14:43 »

Because you only have a short amount of time left to prove that you're a sociopath.
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