Draft:
Marten the too-nice guy is currently dating Dora the sucessful yet rabidly insecure Goth chick, BUT, Marten still has feelings for Faye, the belligerent semi-nutcase, who is too fucked-up to be in a relationship right now, EXCEPT she just totally jumped Sven, the allegedly recovering sleazeball, WHO JUST HAPPENS to be Dora's brother. EXCEPT, Hanners, the too-cute gentle nutcase KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED, and WAIT TILL DORA FINDS OUT, SHE'S GONNA BE PISSED!!1!.
MEANWHILE, Marten's friend Steve was last seen romancing Meena, who WORKS AT THE COUNTY MORGUE, Pen-Pen may or may not be PIZZA GIRL, Sara was supposedly eaten by a GODDAM ALLOSAURUS, and Amir & Nat are wondering when Marten's gonna show up for BAND PRACTICE.
Also, two sentient robots, a drunk redneck romance novelist, and a dumb brunette who's actually CONTROLLING IT ALL BEHIND THE SCENES.
Did I miss anything?