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When will Dora and Marten find out about Sven and Faye?

As soon as either Dora or Marten is alone with Hanners for more than three minutes
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Shortly after Pintsize hacks WInslow and tries to blackmail Faye.
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Dora already knows. She always knows..
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Never, because Hanners is so good under pressure...bwahahaha!
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Never, because as soon as the beans are spilled, Mephisto will guest star and retcon everything.
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According to the weekly thread, folks're chomping at the bit for Faye and Sven, Part Duex: the Wrath of Dora, or whatever they think is going to happen, to happen.

But how will it come about? Or will it? Maybe things will soon be like nothing ever happened.

BTW, if you choose #5, please specify what, exactly, is Big M's price. Be as silly as you like.
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Re: When will Dora and Marten find out about Sven and Faye?
« Reply #1 on: 27 Feb 2008, 21:27 »

I almost clicked on option 1.... until I noticed a typo.

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As soon as either Dora or Marten is alone with Faye for more than three minutes

There, fixed it.

That's my prediction anyway. 
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Re: When will Dora and Marten find out about Sven and Faye?
« Reply #2 on: 27 Feb 2008, 21:31 »

I just have this feeling that Hanners is going to crack.
Or maybe that's just what I want to happen.
I'd love to see how that would play out.
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Re: When will Dora and Marten find out about Sven and Faye?
« Reply #3 on: 27 Feb 2008, 22:18 »

I almost clicked on option 1.... until I noticed a typo.

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As soon as either Dora or Marten is alone with Faye for more than three minutes

There, fixed it.

That's my prediction anyway. 

No, I don't think that was a typo. Faye could probably hold her own for more than three minutes. Hanners, on the other hand...

Marten: "Hi Hanners"
Hanners: "AH! Marten! Uh...ah...hello."
M: "So, what did you get up to last night?"
H: "Last night? Uh...nothing...nothing at all...and I definitely did not meet up with Faye...and we didn't meet Sven either...and I didn't fall asleep at Sven's place while they had sex...and their non-existant sex noises definitely didn't wake me up either."
M: *head explodes*
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Re: When will Dora and Marten find out about Sven and Faye?
« Reply #4 on: 28 Feb 2008, 01:15 »

CURSE YOU MEPHISTO!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: When will Dora and Marten find out about Sven and Faye?
« Reply #5 on: 28 Feb 2008, 01:21 »

Outside of comic time, they will find out whenever is most dramatically correct.  Which probably means a shocking Friday cliffha
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Re: When will Dora and Marten find out about Sven and Faye?
« Reply #6 on: 28 Feb 2008, 05:47 »

#1's not a typo. I chose Hanners because Faye's pretty good at the secrets (at least when sober). Perhaps I should have made that version option #6. Oh well, nobody's perfect.

Oh, and be creatively absurd with the #5 answers: Marvel's watching, and it needs writers editors brains.
« Last Edit: 28 Feb 2008, 05:52 by raoullefere »
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Re: When will Dora and Marten find out about Sven and Faye?
« Reply #7 on: 28 Feb 2008, 10:18 »

I think its likely that Hanners will crack. But Penny must be suspicious, although she doesn't seem that interested. So my theory is that Hanners comes down to coffee house of doom in a tizz looking for Faye, BUT of course, she isn't there, she's at her therapist. Penny will then brutally take Hanners to pieces and get the secret out of her. However, she will not actually care much, except to speak in innuendo whenever in Faye's company. Which will leave many comedic possibilities  :-)

I think.

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When Dora finds out she will hook up with Faye's sister in revenge. And Marten gets to mope about how his ex left him for another woman.
« Last Edit: 28 Feb 2008, 10:25 by TheTeatowel »
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Re: When will Dora and Marten find out about Sven and Faye?
« Reply #8 on: 28 Feb 2008, 12:58 »

Faye can't be having sex! That ages her.
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Re: When will Dora and Marten find out about Sven and Faye?
« Reply #9 on: 28 Feb 2008, 14:02 »

#1's not a typo. I chose Hanners because Faye's pretty good at the secrets (at least when sober). Perhaps I should have made that version option #6. Oh well, nobody's perfect.

Oh, and be creatively absurd with the #5 answers: Marvel's watching, and it needs writers editors brains.

Sorry, I should have put in a :laugh:
It was meant facetiously.  I just don't share in the belief that 'Hanners snaps and blurts it out, hijinks ensue' is where Jeph is going with this.

And I honestly think that Faye's resolve to keep this quiet will shatter the second she's in the presence of either Marten or Dora.
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Re: When will Dora and Marten find out about Sven and Faye?
« Reply #10 on: 28 Feb 2008, 14:13 »

I get the feeling that Hanners will hold out for a few pages or so, but ultimately she'll be so torn as to what she should do, she'll ask Windslow for advice, and then Windslow and Pintsize will get to talking. Pintsize will get the information out of Windslow quite easily, and then, in true Pintsize fashion, will tell Dora and Marten while they're do'n the nasty one night... probably while taking snapshots with a webcam.
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Re: When will Dora and Marten find out about Sven and Faye?
« Reply #11 on: 28 Feb 2008, 14:30 »

Faye can't be having sex! That ages her.

HAHAHAHAHAH.
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Re: When will Dora and Marten find out about Sven and Faye?
« Reply #12 on: 28 Feb 2008, 14:56 »

I agree that's a real possibility, Blackcat. I just didn't think of it. But, of the two 'partners in crime,' I really think Sven's the weaker link. Of course, he can simply avoid his sister...

That's why I think Sven will give Mephisto the rights to "I Left You for the Devil ('cuz he don't lie like you do)" in return for a retcon. What infernal being wouldn't want to own such a country standard?
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Re: When will Dora and Marten find out about Sven and Faye?
« Reply #13 on: 28 Feb 2008, 15:08 »

Dora could realize that Faye is acting weird and hunt down Sven. Since he can't lie to her he'll Dora will find out and then there will be tension between Marten and Dora.


Maybe.
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Re: When will Dora and Marten find out about Sven and Faye?
« Reply #14 on: 28 Feb 2008, 15:41 »

Or maybe Dora will be okay with the situation since Faye isn't eunuch.

I don't really see what the problem is here, besides Faye is getting worked up over something stupid, again.

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Re: When will Dora and Marten find out about Sven and Faye?
« Reply #15 on: 28 Feb 2008, 19:34 »

option 6: when Sven comes into CoD and Faye's blush is so bright it could be a supernova.
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Re: When will Dora and Marten find out about Sven and Faye?
« Reply #16 on: 28 Feb 2008, 21:10 »

I'm banking on Mephisto ret-conning everything, but Faye manages to make sure that she, too, is a famous song writer.

Oh, and her father's alive again, for some reason.
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Re: When will Dora and Marten find out about Sven and Faye?
« Reply #17 on: 28 Feb 2008, 21:49 »

Yeah, I'd say Faye would give her rack to Mephisto to retcon back to before her dad died.
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Re: When will Dora and Marten find out about Sven and Faye?
« Reply #18 on: 29 Feb 2008, 04:32 »

Mephisto will retcon everything, but Faye will be the only one who realises this has happened. So she leaves to hunt down Joe Quesada.
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Re: When will Dora and Marten find out about Sven and Faye?
« Reply #19 on: 01 Mar 2008, 18:11 »

Good. Maybe she'll give him the beating and the atomic wedgie he deserves.
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Re: When will Dora and Marten find out about Sven and Faye?
« Reply #20 on: 01 Mar 2008, 22:08 »

Faye and Sven will both be able to keep the secret for a while... But only up to the point that they both meet each other in the CoD.  Cause when they see each other they will both automatically burst into Booty Dance Mode and the jig will be up.
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Re: When will Dora and Marten find out about Sven and Faye?
« Reply #21 on: 02 Mar 2008, 00:16 »

Dora will never find out because as far as I can tell Faye is just going to bitch and whine about it to her therapist and/or Marten for the next year, avoiding Sven the whole time, and then show up and tell him "I can't date you.  I'm sorry."

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Re: When will Dora and Marten find out about Sven and Faye?
« Reply #22 on: 02 Mar 2008, 07:16 »

I've been out of the comic scene for a bout 18 years now - I take it that Marvel's gone down hill from the late 80s...
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Re: When will Dora and Marten find out about Sven and Faye?
« Reply #23 on: 02 Mar 2008, 07:31 »

My money is on "first time Faye, Dora and Sven are in the same room together."  Sven and Faye will be awkward and Dora isn't an idiot.
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Re: When will Dora and Marten find out about Sven and Faye?
« Reply #24 on: 03 Mar 2008, 17:50 »

Looks like Jeph (through Dr. Corrine) has cast his vote:  'As soon as Faye works up the courage.'
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Re: When will Dora and Marten find out about Sven and Faye?
« Reply #25 on: 03 Mar 2008, 22:21 »

Anyone else think that Faye is projecting just a mite, and that it's her own reaction she's not at peace with?

It's most logical if Dorten finds out first, but it would be funnier if the first to learn was Ravenji.
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Re: When will Dora and Marten find out about Sven and Faye?
« Reply #26 on: 03 Mar 2008, 22:38 »

How many people are truly at peace with their reactions, anyway?

I know that often I'm not.

In fact, even now I'm wishing I'd kept my mouth (post? kybd?) shut.

(Yes, I do know there's a delete button, but there're no delete's in RL 'cept the big one, baybee.)
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Re: When will Dora and Marten find out about Sven and Faye?
« Reply #27 on: 03 Mar 2008, 23:55 »

I don't know if I'd call ten shots of vodka "the big one".  Because there's ten of them and they're all normal sized.
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Re: When will Dora and Marten find out about Sven and Faye?
« Reply #28 on: 04 Mar 2008, 14:24 »

Maybe if you pour them all into a Big Gulp cup?

Okay, I admit I was a trifle maudlin. I think I got that way reading all the 'shoulds' on the weekly post. http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,19364.0/topicseen.html Silly bastards.

Wasn't drunk, though. I haven't had so much as a snort since I missed that tax collector back in '93.
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Re: When will Dora and Marten find out about Sven and Faye?
« Reply #29 on: 05 Mar 2008, 23:36 »


Well...OK, I think "Dora already knows" is pretty much shot down, now.

So...Friday? Resolution or Cliffhanger?
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Re: When will Dora and Marten find out about Sven and Faye?
« Reply #30 on: 06 Mar 2008, 00:02 »

Cliffhanger.

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Re: When will Dora and Marten find out about Sven and Faye?
« Reply #31 on: 06 Mar 2008, 01:31 »

Y'know, it's hard to tell with comic time, but I'm not sure Hanners lasted an entire three minutes.

As for cliffhanger, Dora may be insecure, but she's not a cretin. THis is the tip-off. It's just a matter of her tracking Sven down, now.

Beans spilled, say I. Or, at the very least, beans  tumbling out of the overturned can and rapidly nearing their rendezvous with the floor.
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