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« on: 28 Feb 2008, 22:21 »

New Iron Man Trailer

For the record I have to say this looks like it could kick all kinds of ass!
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Re: Iron Man
« Reply #1 on: 28 Feb 2008, 23:31 »

Heh. So hope Marvel bulls everywhere, apparently. As for myself, I might watch if only because the trailer I saw about a week ago was pretty hilarious with the "I am Iron Man" voice at the end of it. Plus, who can resist what I could only assume to be a defense contracting company's CEO blowing things up? Sounds pretty cool to me. ^_^
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Re: Iron Man
« Reply #2 on: 29 Feb 2008, 07:19 »

You do realize that that clip is from a song that pretty much everyone in the history of everything has heard before, right?
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« Reply #3 on: 29 Feb 2008, 09:05 »

I am of the opinion that this movie will kick large portions of ass.

Comic book movies can go either way, really good, or really bad.  There have been some really good ones (Batman, Superman, Spiderman 1&2, etc) and some really bad ones.

This one though looks like it will be awesome.
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Re: Iron Man
« Reply #4 on: 29 Feb 2008, 10:16 »

i'll see it.
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Re: Iron Man
« Reply #5 on: 29 Feb 2008, 10:31 »

The trailer during Lost last night only made my penis harder.
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Re: Iron Man
« Reply #6 on: 29 Feb 2008, 10:59 »

I am excited for the Iron Man movie! I kinda fell in love with him while I was watching the The Ultimate Avengers cartoon (And have yet to buy the Iron Man one, but I do have Doctor Strange, which was pretty good). But, I like to stay a little out of the blue of what actually happens in the Iron Man comics because then I just set myself up for disappointment.
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Re: Iron Man
« Reply #7 on: 29 Feb 2008, 11:23 »

GOD IS IN HIS HEAVEN AND HE HAS APPARENTLY DELIVERED UNTO US A FUCKING SWEET IRON MAN MOVIE
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« Reply #8 on: 29 Feb 2008, 11:26 »

It looks to be no Ghost Rider. And there was much rejoicing.
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« Reply #9 on: 29 Feb 2008, 11:43 »

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« Reply #10 on: 29 Feb 2008, 13:01 »

You do realize that that clip is from a song that pretty much everyone in the history of everything has heard before, right?

If you were talking to me, actually I didn't. ^_^; I don't know much about pop culture.
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Re: Iron Man
« Reply #11 on: 29 Feb 2008, 13:13 »

What in the...seriously. Have you been living under a rock since you were born?! I just. I mean...fucking...words fail me.

No, seriously. You ARE kidding me, right?

It's a song by this band called Black Sabbath. I know they're kind of obscure, but you should consider checking them out some time. They're fronted by some dude, whassit, Norman Osborne? Ozymandias? Guys, someone help me out here. What was his name? The guitarist was pretty good too. His name was Tony Soprano or something.

Edit: Somebody has a clip on youtube. I swear, this heavy metal thing might just hit it big someday.
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« Reply #12 on: 29 Feb 2008, 13:15 »

I'm kind of at a loss for words.

Kid, check out Paranoid. It might actually change your life.
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Re: Iron Man
« Reply #13 on: 29 Feb 2008, 13:20 »

You know what? Fuck it. I've lost all faith in America. I am going home and killing myself tonight. And I am going to do it while listening to fucking War Pigs.

MY EIGHTY YEAR OLD GRANDMOTHER KNOWS IRON MAN, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!

Maybe that's just because the song has been around since her fucking son (You know...MY FATHER) was...lemme do the math...fuck me. He was sixteen! My almost 56 year old father was SIXTEEN. How are there still people who have not heard Iron Man?!

Edit: Correction, my dad was eighteen. I was off by two years on Iron Man's release.
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« Reply #14 on: 29 Feb 2008, 13:24 »

Maybe he's like, twelve?
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Re: Iron Man
« Reply #15 on: 29 Feb 2008, 13:28 »

That is so not an excuse. My friend Mike's eight year odl nephew knows the lyrics to that song by heart! The song is in fucking Guitar Hero!

One would literally have to be AVOIDING interaction with humans for a decade plus to not know that song. It's fucking Iron Man!
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« Reply #16 on: 29 Feb 2008, 13:29 »

I suppose now it is a good time to reveal that I lived in a town of 500 people in the Northern Californian mountains for the first twelve years of my life, and had been homeschooled since the fourth grade until I started college this year. ^_^;
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Re: Iron Man
« Reply #17 on: 29 Feb 2008, 13:32 »

Without a television OR radio? That's about the only way I will count this as an excuse.
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« Reply #18 on: 29 Feb 2008, 13:34 »

Without a radio, anyway, but our televisions are always either on CNBC, CNN or MSNBC. We only really watch the news.
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Re: Iron Man
« Reply #19 on: 29 Feb 2008, 13:38 »

Man, I don't even know how the fuck to respond to this because every snappy wisecrack I could make is a fucking pop culture reference!!!

Can somebody who watches the news please turn this into a political joke of some sort for me?

(Regardless, I am pretty sure Ozzy Osbourne has to have shown up on CNN at some point)
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« Reply #20 on: 29 Feb 2008, 13:48 »

Well, let me put it this way.  You know right when the song and the voice start playing and how awesome the trailer gets from there?  That's what the song is like.
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Re: Iron Man
« Reply #21 on: 29 Feb 2008, 13:54 »

I am 17. My hobbies include the stock markets, finance and video games.

I...I am almost at a loss for words. How does one play video games and not have at least a passing familiarity with Black Sabbath?
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« Reply #22 on: 29 Feb 2008, 13:57 »

Well, I've heard the name of the band before. I've just never listened to any of their music, because I don't generally listen to music unless a friend wants me to. The only band I'm really familiar with at all is the Spirits of Rhythm, because my friend made me listen to an album of theirs. I also reckon it'd depend what type of video games you all play compared to the ones I do.
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« Reply #23 on: 29 Feb 2008, 14:00 »

I do not mean to turn this into an Inquisition but I am consumed by a desire to know how, exactly, you happened upon this here forum.
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« Reply #24 on: 29 Feb 2008, 14:04 »

A buddy of mine from another site directed me here. I can't type his name because I don't know the proper buttons to hit to make it come out, but I'll see if I can't find it and paste it in. öde. He linked me to it, but warned me that I probably wouldn't fit in here very well.
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« Reply #25 on: 29 Feb 2008, 14:19 »

Nah, dude, it's no big thing. We're mostly just used to people knowing Sabbath off by heart so it is huge culture shock to find that people don't listen to 'em as much as we do.
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« Reply #26 on: 29 Feb 2008, 14:25 »

i think it's awesome! we need more culturally unaware people, like myself, here.

so i welcome you, Mr. CEOVanilla.
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Re: Iron Man
« Reply #27 on: 29 Feb 2008, 14:27 »

Wait, wait. This thread gets more confusing by the moment. You mean to tell me that they allow Dan onto other forums?

Okay, my suspension of disbelief can only stretch so far.
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« Reply #28 on: 29 Feb 2008, 14:51 »

He's an assetbar regular. In fact, he has one of the most-chubbied comments on the thing.
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Re: Iron Man
« Reply #29 on: 29 Feb 2008, 15:23 »

Am I allowed to talk about the movie more?

I'm excited to see the evolution of the armor. It looks like they're going to have at least two different sets, and maybe a montage of Tony Stark trying out different ones? Set to the aforementioned Black Sabbath? Please?
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« Reply #30 on: 29 Feb 2008, 15:25 »

yeah, i'm looking forward to seeing the suit in it's various iterations as he tries to find the best possible design.

a montage to "Iron Man" would be pretty awesome, as well.
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« Reply #31 on: 29 Feb 2008, 15:31 »

I mean, it just seems too obvious not to use. And it's Hollywood, so the obvious is never out of the question.

I also hear that Edward Norton makes a cameo appearance as Bruce Banner, which is awesome, if Marvel is starting to connect their movies that way. Avengers Assemble!
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« Reply #32 on: 29 Feb 2008, 15:40 »

They're actually planning a full fledged Avengers movie, actually. That was a big part of Marvel forming their own studio (To avoid copyright conflicts). They plan to release separate movies for Iron Man, Captain America, Thor and...Ant Man (Directed Edgar fucking Wright!!!) before getting to it, though.
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« Reply #33 on: 29 Feb 2008, 15:49 »

If it's the recent Irredeemable Ant-Man, I'm all on board (sorry for the wiki link, but it's the best I could find). Also, about Marvel forming their own studio: good. This makes me believe the movies will be a little closer to the source material, unlike the X-men movies. An Avengers movie makes me excited.
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« Reply #34 on: 29 Feb 2008, 18:08 »

haha, I remember the first time I heard Iron Man (the black sabbath song). It was a RPG. This guy, Paul would play it. I can't remember the game. It was some kind of futuristic game done by the D & D people. It was ummm, 1979 or so. Guessing here. That's about the time I started playing the banjo. I could totally see how people could miss that reference. Without "Paul" it might have been some time before I heard that song. And I cannot remember hearing it in college. But then I h8 on heavy metal. So that might have summat to do with it. Also, I am drinking scotch right now. So this conversation is ON my permanent record. I havbe no idea what that means.
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« Reply #35 on: 29 Feb 2008, 20:57 »

I really hate Iron Man. I've never really enjoyed any of the comics or the cartoon for that matter so I'm not sure how I feel about the movie. That said, I'm still going to go see it because I do really like Robert Downey Jr. and I love comic book movies in general. I guess I really just don't like superheroes that don't have any actual superpowers (Batman is the only real exception; he's basically a ninja) and Stark is basically just a guy in a fancy suit.
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« Reply #36 on: 29 Feb 2008, 21:09 »

I am excited for the Iron Man movie! I kinda fell in love with him while I was watching the The Ultimate Avengers cartoon (And have yet to buy the Iron Man one, but I do have Doctor Strange, which was pretty good).

What ever you do, do not get the Iron Man animated movie.  It was terrible, and I want my $3.99 back.

Personally, I can not wait till this movie comes out, then again I have waited anctiously for almost every single Marvel movie (except for Daredevil and Elektra, I stayed as far away as possible from those two)
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« Reply #37 on: 29 Feb 2008, 21:31 »

I maintain that the Director's Cut of Daredevil was pretty reasonable. It wasn't great but it wasn't the movie equivalent of Ebola that the theatrical version was.
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« Reply #38 on: 29 Feb 2008, 21:43 »

I am undecided on this. On one hand, the trailers look hella sweet. On the other, i really fucking hate Tony Stark
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« Reply #39 on: 29 Feb 2008, 22:20 »

Do you hate current post Civil War Stark, or just Tony Stark in general?
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« Reply #40 on: 29 Feb 2008, 22:54 »

I hate Tony Stark when he is sober.
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« Reply #41 on: 29 Feb 2008, 23:23 »

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« Reply #42 on: 29 Feb 2008, 23:47 »

i've generally disliked him. I do have to say that Civil War Tony Stark was perhaps the high point of my hatred.

The other day I asked jon if anyone had actually sided with him (in real life, that is), and I was told that many people did! Honestly, what the fuck.
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Re: Iron Man
« Reply #43 on: 01 Mar 2008, 00:59 »

On the other hand, this Tony Stark looks to be just plain badass.
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« Reply #44 on: 01 Mar 2008, 01:29 »

I have to agree with this.

Wait, is Happy now the token black guy?
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« Reply #45 on: 02 Mar 2008, 07:40 »

Finally saw the trailer for this last night on the Beowulf DVD (best part of the DVD IMO).  Looks like it might be a decent flick.  I've enjoyed many of the Marvel first adaptations, except Daredevil and the Fantastic 4 movies, which sucked.  Spiderman 3 and X3 were lukewarm movies at best).  Robert Downey Jr. is a farilygood choice. - lets see if he can portray an alcholic womanizer, of if it will be too much of a stretch....

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Re: Iron Man
« Reply #46 on: 02 Mar 2008, 08:05 »

I saw the Lost preview. Though I don't remember much about Iron Man other than what he looks like, the effects look good, Robert Downey Jr. is in it, and they played the Black Sabbath song, which made me chuckle. I'll probably see it, but not right when it comes out. That way I can spare myself if it bombs like other comic movies... (I'd just wait to see it on video to save money if this were case.)
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« Reply #47 on: 02 Mar 2008, 20:44 »

Wait, is Happy now the token black guy?

That's Rhodey, aka War Machine
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« Reply #48 on: 02 Mar 2008, 23:10 »

and the Fantastic 4 movies, which sucked. 

But I felt these movies were great, because as far as the characters are concerned they are the best adaptation there has yet to be in a super hero oriented comic book movie (possible exception: Batman Begins). The rest of the FF movies... not so good, but the characterization of the Four was pretty spot on.
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« Reply #49 on: 02 Mar 2008, 23:25 »

I think this will be a great movie even without the action sequences.  Robert Downey Jr. is amazing in these trailers.
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