I had a series of goldfish, one at a time, when I was little, but they all died after a few weeks even though my brother and I fed them and changed their water like we were supposed to.
If you got a goldfish, though, mrjoegangles, would you talk to it (since you mentioned not being able to leave the forums--a feeling many of us can identify with)? Is...is that maybe what we did wrong with our goldfish? If...*choke*...only we had talked to them...shown them some basic piscine dignity...