Topic: Kids Songs Sung By Rock Stars (Read 7204 times)

imboden · « **on:** 02 Mar 2008, 19:30 »

http://www.break.com/index/kids-songs-sung-by-rock-stars.html

Features "Itsy Bitsy Spider" by Cold Play, "Old McDonald" by Pearl Jam, and GnR doing their new song "Welcome to McDonalds"

Call 1-800-558-7825 to order.

Yes I know this is parody. No, you can not order this. Sadly

thegreatbuddha · « **Reply #1 on:** 02 Mar 2008, 19:36 »

There's already a PointlessThread

squawk · « **Reply #2 on:** 02 Mar 2008, 19:45 »

Quote from: imboden on 02 Mar 2008, 19:30

Cold Play

KharBevNor · « **Reply #3 on:** 02 Mar 2008, 20:36 »

Okay, that's it, I'm destroying the whole human race.

You had your chance, you blew it.

DonInKansas · « **Reply #4 on:** 02 Mar 2008, 23:40 »

Coldplay= Rock Stars

Oh holy crap, that's the funniest thing I've read all week.

Cuz when I think Rock, I definitely think Coldplay........

Ozymandias · « **Reply #5 on:** 03 Mar 2008, 01:34 »

Guys, can we lay off Coldplay? It's not their fault they can get rich without even trying.

The sickness is in society.

Patrick · « **Reply #6 on:** 03 Mar 2008, 01:41 »

Aside from the well-known fact that Coldplay is shit, this belongs in the music forum anyway.

calenlass · « **Reply #7 on:** 03 Mar 2008, 19:21 »

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU BASTARDS ON ABOUT

COLDPLAY IS FUCKING AWESOME

FUCK YOU ALL

TheFuriousWombat · « **Reply #8 on:** 03 Mar 2008, 20:54 »

Dumping on Coldplay: A much loved, widely participated in, and always loved part of the Music Snob Olympics. Not that in the past I wouldn't have gotten at least a bronze in this event but seriously, hasn't this gotten old by now? I know it's not worth my effort, anyway, to go off on some diatribe or post something sarcastic about the band every time I see their name mentioned. It's just kinda....blase.

rancidhooligan · « **Reply #9 on:** 03 Mar 2008, 20:54 »

Quote from: Ozymandias on 03 Mar 2008, 01:34

Guys, can we lay off Coldplay? It's not their fault they can get rich without even trying.

I thought that was Spoon?

Verergoca · « **Reply #10 on:** 03 Mar 2008, 22:22 »

FUCK YOU KATIE!

Even i know coldplay is like boo

sean · « **Reply #11 on:** 04 Mar 2008, 20:36 »

Quote from: TheFuriousWombat on 03 Mar 2008, 20:54

Dumping on Coldplay: A much loved, widely participated in, and always loved part of the Music Snob Olympics. Not that in the past I wouldn't have gotten at least a bronze in this event but seriously, hasn't this gotten old by now? I know it's not worth my effort, anyway, to go off on some diatribe or post something sarcastic about the band every time I see their name mentioned. It's just kinda....blase.

Well, people still crack jokes about Tommy.

Patrick · « **Reply #12 on:** 05 Mar 2008, 03:35 »

Quote from: TheFuriousWombat on 03 Mar 2008, 20:54

Dumping on Coldplay: A much loved, widely participated in, and always loved part of the Music Snob Olympics.

Listen, you, I will have you know that I even prefer Alien Ant Farm over those worthless thank-god-they're-on-hiatus hacks.

Also, if anybody tries to take away my right to crack jokes about Tommy I will pop them in the nose. Much like he popped your girlfriend in the snatch. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, LOL HYMEN JOKES

David_Dovey · « **Reply #13 on:** 05 Mar 2008, 03:46 »

There's no reason to be posting in this thread

clockworkjames · « **Reply #14 on:** 05 Mar 2008, 04:42 »

I was going to suggest frosty the snowman by Bad Religion but they are punk so I guess this is null and void.

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I think coldplay is a pretty cool guy. eh makes whiny boring sounds and doesn't afraid of anything.

Liz · « **Reply #15 on:** 05 Mar 2008, 21:36 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 05 Mar 2008, 03:46

There's no reason to be posting in this thread

This is a great post. I second the sentiment.

BobJoeJim · « **Reply #16 on:** 05 Mar 2008, 21:41 »

Oh, now let's not start that again.

ForteBass · « **Reply #17 on:** 05 Mar 2008, 21:46 »

Ozymandias · « **Reply #18 on:** 05 Mar 2008, 22:00 »

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Narr · « **Reply #19 on:** 05 Mar 2008, 23:34 »

Did anyone actually follow the link?

I thought it was pretty funny. It makes fun of the people you guys are bashing on better than you do.

BobJoeJim · « **Reply #20 on:** 05 Mar 2008, 23:45 »

True.

[ ] Deserved its own thread
[ ] Was in the correct forum

Link delivers

Patrick · « **Reply #21 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 05:47 »

Shits shits shits shits shits shits shits shits shits shits fire shits shit in a bag.

This thread is just another thread where people can post "JUST LET IT DIE ALREADY" as a misguided attempt to kill it. It merely bumps it to the top and notifies everybody that there's been a reply, causing a vicious cycle of "SHUT THE FUCK UP" and "OH MY GOD STOP POSTING" and other such expressions. Therefore, I suggest we should all just use this thread to pad our postcounts.

Only about 120 more and I'll reach 5,000, fuck yeah!

Patrick · « **Reply #22 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 05:47 »

Hey is this thread dead yet?

Patrick · « **Reply #23 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 05:48 »

Okay cool well I guess I'll just talk about Slayer

Patrick · « **Reply #24 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 05:48 »

Worst fucking band ever.

ForteBass · « **Reply #25 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 06:16 »

Worst? Oh no. Ask Tommy about US Maple.

Inlander · « **Reply #26 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 06:41 »

Quote from: KimJongSick on 06 Mar 2008, 05:47

Therefore, I suggest we should all just use this thread to pad our postcounts.

Only about 120 more and I'll reach 5,000, fuck yeah!

Oh fuck I just deleted one of your posts.

WATCH YOUR BACK!!

Patrick · « **Reply #27 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 08:15 »

Quote from: Inlander on 06 Mar 2008, 06:41

Oh fuck I just deleted one of your posts.

WATCH YOUR BACK!!

POLICE BRUTALITY POLICE BRUTALITY in b4 "don't tase me bro"

sean · « **Reply #28 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 20:07 »

ONLY 708 POSTS TO GO BEFORE I'M COOL GUYS!

MadassAlex · « **Reply #29 on:** 06 Mar 2008, 20:55 »

Quote from: Patrick on 06 Mar 2008, 05:48

Worst fucking band ever.

Dude just hand over your balls to the man police before they arrest you.

Lummer · « **Reply #30 on:** 07 Mar 2008, 12:02 »

Quote from: Patrick on 06 Mar 2008, 05:48

Worst fucking band ever.

Seconded.. Treatment is in order.

20 cc's of "Necrophobic", STAT!!

Patrick · « **Reply #31 on:** 07 Mar 2008, 15:36 »

OH FUCK HE'S HEMORRHAGING, GET THIS MAN ON A DISMEMBERMENT PLAN DRIP NOW OR WE'LL LOSE HIM

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Author Topic: Kids Songs Sung By Rock Stars (Read 7204 times)

rancidhooligan

BobJoeJim

Narr

BobJoeJim