Topic: Ridiculous Decadency (Read 120549 times)

Patrick · « **Reply #450 on:** 24 Mar 2008, 18:05 »

Quote from: Misconception on 23 Mar 2008, 20:59

Old man plus Speedo is worse.

I went swimming with my roomie Darsha at the local college in Sitka this summer. In the locker room after the swim, I was taking a shower when all of a sudden this 40-something man in a Speedo comes in and gets under the shower completely naked next to me. He has his bottle of liquid soap and is washing himself all normal like, but then suddenly he starts digging in his asshole with his soapy hand.

I bet that motherfucker farts bubbles.

Patrick · « **Reply #451 on:** 24 Mar 2008, 19:01 »

I don't go fisting myself anally in a public shower!

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #452 on:** 24 Mar 2008, 19:34 »

Well it is Europe.

redglasscurls · « **Reply #453 on:** 24 Mar 2008, 19:41 »

Isn't Sitka in Alaska?

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #454 on:** 24 Mar 2008, 19:59 »

I thought Patrick was in Albania? Speaking of, where the hell is Albania?

Jooooosh · « **Reply #455 on:** 24 Mar 2008, 20:08 »

Isnt Albania in Alaska?

muteKi · « **Reply #456 on:** 24 Mar 2008, 20:14 »

No, no, it's that mud-filled country in Dilbert.

Patrick · « **Reply #457 on:** 24 Mar 2008, 20:14 »

Quote from: Boro_Bandito on 24 Mar 2008, 19:59

I thought Patrick was in Albania?

There are these cool things, they move really fast up in the sky and they have wings and engines and shit.

Quote from: Boro_Bandito on 24 Mar 2008, 19:59

Speaking of, where the hell is Albania?

www.google.com

It led me to this handy little publication.

Verergoca · « **Reply #458 on:** 24 Mar 2008, 23:22 »

*remembers again that geography is given different priorities in different countries*

*sigh*

CardinalFang · « **Reply #459 on:** 25 Mar 2008, 04:26 »

There are other countries? Really?
Are you sure?

RedLion · « **Reply #460 on:** 25 Mar 2008, 05:56 »

Quote from: Boro_Bandito on 24 Mar 2008, 19:59

I thought Patrick was in Albania? Speaking of, where the hell is Albania?

...Wow. I mean, ok, it's not Britain or France, but...wow.

jhocking · « **Reply #461 on:** 25 Mar 2008, 07:53 »

Quote from: Nodaisho on 24 Mar 2008, 12:42

Ah... jellyfish. I have been lucky

One time at a beach in Korea my uncle found a big jellyfish and gave it to me. As in, he swam over with it and handed it to me. I carried it up the beach to show my parents, and my dad shouted "jesus let go of that thing before it stings you!" ah fun times

ADDITION: well what do you know, I do have some childhood memories

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #462 on:** 25 Mar 2008, 08:30 »

Its true, I entered no geography bees in jr. high, but come on, Albania's really small, and Eastern Europe. Remember this whole thing about America, And Russia? Now true, by the time I was in elementary school the cold war had been over for a couple years, but our textbooks were sometimes 15 years old or more. If a country was farther East than Italy or Germany, it probably wasn't in those books.

calenlass · « **Reply #463 on:** 25 Mar 2008, 13:03 »

Guys, the only good beach is on Wassaw Island. It is part of a nature preserve and you can go there and poke horseshoe crabs and sand dollars and see sea turtles and there are tons of seashells and it is usually cool and just windy enough to be pleasant and not windy enough to blow the sand around. You can walk for miles along it with the sea on one side and the oatgrass on the dunes on the other and not see anyone or hear anything except waves and seagulls.

It is the best beach.

Verergoca · « **Reply #464 on:** 25 Mar 2008, 13:50 »

WRONG!

Whitehaven Beach \m/

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #465 on:** 25 Mar 2008, 13:55 »

man, all I see on that beach is some messed up lookin sand and a wierd dead tree/driftwood thing. That beach sucks.

And in response to MD beached sucking, they surprisingly don't really. Especially on Asateague, where you can go swimming and then get out and a wild pony will come up to you.

muteKi · « **Reply #466 on:** 25 Mar 2008, 14:00 »

So, apparently people vacation in Virginia Beach. I have been there and have yet to understand the attraction. I guess it's good if you don't have any peripheral vision maybe?

Man, New England spoiled me for beaches.

jhocking · « **Reply #467 on:** 25 Mar 2008, 14:14 »

Quote from: Boro_Bandito on 25 Mar 2008, 13:55

man, all I see on that beach is some messed up lookin sand and a wierd dead tree/driftwood thing. That beach sucks.

um, what exactly does one expect from a beach other than clear water, sand, and (ideally) idyllic space in which to enjoy the fresh air?

ledhendrix · « **Reply #468 on:** 25 Mar 2008, 14:17 »

Pollution and dead fish, some broken glass, sea weed, a lack of sand and some stones. Maybe a hypodermic syringe lying about and some lovely blue rope. Rotting seals are and occasional option and bad weather is compulsory.

Have fun at the beach kids.

muteKi · « **Reply #469 on:** 25 Mar 2008, 14:33 »

What about a tacky strip of high-rises along the border? You forgot that!

Peet · « **Reply #470 on:** 25 Mar 2008, 15:35 »

Quote from: ledhendrix on 25 Mar 2008, 14:17

Pollution and dead fish, some broken glass, sea weed, a lack of sand and some stones. Maybe a hypodermic syringe lying about and some lovely blue rope. Rotting seals are and occasional option and bad weather is compulsory.

Rule Brittania.

Patrick · « **Reply #471 on:** 25 Mar 2008, 15:50 »

Quote from: calenlass on 25 Mar 2008, 13:03

Guys, the only good beach is on Wassaw Island

lol, wut?

ledhendrix · « **Reply #472 on:** 25 Mar 2008, 15:59 »

Tiree has some nice beaches.

Mainly because of this:

Lunchbox · « **Reply #473 on:** 25 Mar 2008, 16:51 »

Is it time to make this thread about Australia yet?

morca007 · « **Reply #474 on:** 25 Mar 2008, 17:01 »

In a probably vain attempt to go back to the topic, i finally decided on a watch:
Zodiac Desert Hawk, all that's left is to haggle over the price, between $50 and $65 shipped.

Storm Rider · « **Reply #475 on:** 25 Mar 2008, 17:05 »

Fuckin' Australians ruin everything!

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #476 on:** 25 Mar 2008, 20:39 »

Man, talk about ridiculous Decadency. Those damn Australians have a whole continent to themselves, just one country! the Rest of us have to share ours with others.

Australians don't know how to share.

RedLion · « **Reply #477 on:** 25 Mar 2008, 20:43 »

What about the Aborigines, sir?

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #478 on:** 25 Mar 2008, 20:47 »

They're* like our Native Americans, they don't really have a *country*, just land that we stole from them and allow them to live on. What's that? Cherokee nation? Oh, that's cute.

Edit*= typo that was bothering me.

Tom · « **Reply #479 on:** 26 Mar 2008, 00:42 »

Aborigines are part of the land and it is part of them, the idea of *owning* land is nigh incomprehensible to their concept of dadirri.

6.15% of Australia's total land mass is arable land, the rest is almost useless.

Basically, there isn't any more room for more fully functional nations in Australia.

Patrick · « **Reply #480 on:** 26 Mar 2008, 05:29 »

Quote from: Boro_Bandito on 25 Mar 2008, 20:47

Their like our Native Americans, they don't really have a *country*, just land that we stole from them and allow them to live on. What's that? Cherokee nation? Oh, that's cute.

A BLOO BLOO BLOOOOO

KharBevNor · « **Reply #481 on:** 26 Mar 2008, 08:41 »

Quote from: Astaldo on 25 Mar 2008, 15:35

Quote from: ledhendrix on 25 Mar 2008, 14:17
Pollution and dead fish, some broken glass, sea weed, a lack of sand and some stones. Maybe a hypodermic syringe lying about and some lovely blue rope. Rotting seals are and occasional option and bad weather is compulsory.

Rule Brittania.

You guys need to stop living in shitty parts of the country:

On a good day, the Isle of Wight is like being somewhere in the mediterranean, only you can get decent grub and everyone speaks english*.

<This is actually Britain.

*There are two good days a year, tops.

calenlass · « **Reply #482 on:** 26 Mar 2008, 19:48 »

Quote from: Patrick on 25 Mar 2008, 15:50

Quote from: calenlass on 25 Mar 2008, 13:03
Guys, the only good beach is on Wassaw Island

lol, wut?

I'm sorry, maybe you missed the part where I said it wasn't hot.

Nodaisho · « **Reply #483 on:** 26 Mar 2008, 19:57 »

Bleh at Khar's pictures, looks horribly humid. Nice place to visit, I guess, but I doubt I would want to live there.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #484 on:** 26 Mar 2008, 21:24 »

It's not at all humid, actually. Except like, if there's gonna be a thunderstorm.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #485 on:** 26 Mar 2008, 21:52 »

If you don't want humid, live in a desert. Seriously, all the beach I could ever want, and plenty of deadly rattlesnakes and scorpions to keep me on my toes. Note that I'm not being sarcastic or ironic with this statement.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #486 on:** 26 Mar 2008, 22:47 »

You realise the appeal of a beach isn't the sand, right?

P.S; Western Australia has the best beaches in the world, and I don't even go to them because I hate the sun.

Nodaisho · « **Reply #487 on:** 26 Mar 2008, 23:37 »

I don't want desert either. I want mountains, and that is what I have.

You might not find it humid, but I almost surely would. Unless there is some factor I am missing, being next to large bodies of water = humid. Of course, that isn't all of it, Pennsylvania is humid, as is Georgia, and those aren't near the ocean, at least not where I was.

calenlass · « **Reply #488 on:** 27 Mar 2008, 01:23 »

Georgia is more humid than Pennsylvania. In fact, the only place I have ever been in the US that is more humid is Charleston, SC.

Nodaisho · « **Reply #489 on:** 27 Mar 2008, 02:12 »

Sure, georgia is more humid, but I noticed it more in Pennsylvania because I didn't have an air conditioner there. I haven't ever been to South Carolina, but I have been to North Carolina a couple times, once to Durham with a stop at Chapel Hill, which I remember as pretty humid, but not very well, it was a while back, and once to the outer banks, that was horribly humid, maybe two-hundred meters to the beach, but the heat was worse with the bad ventilation we had. It was also my first time seeing a drive-through liquor store, and every time, I wondered where the unmarked cop cars sat when they had nothing better to do.

Patrick · « **Reply #490 on:** 27 Mar 2008, 05:25 »

Quote from: calenlass on 26 Mar 2008, 19:48

I'm sorry, maybe you missed the part where I said it wasn't hot.

...what the hell ass are you going to the beach for if not for the heat.

SeanBateman · « **Reply #491 on:** 27 Mar 2008, 07:01 »

CALIFORRRRRNIIIIAAAAAAA.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #492 on:** 27 Mar 2008, 08:06 »

Quote from: Nodaisho on 26 Mar 2008, 23:37

You might not find it humid, but I almost surely would. Unless there is some factor I am missing, being next to large bodies of water = humid.

The Isle of Wight's between the Solent and the English Channel, not the Gulf of Mexico and the Caribbean.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #493 on:** 27 Mar 2008, 16:57 »

I you want humid go to Lousiana or Florida or Southeastern Texas. I mean, the Everglades in florida, The Houston area is really swampy and marshy all the way to the Gulf, and try telling New Orleans that it isn't ever humid there. Georgia, South Carolina? pussies.

idiolect · « **Reply #494 on:** 28 Mar 2008, 02:26 »

Pennsylvania is humid? That's news to me. Western PA at least seemed dry as hell when I lived there, especially in the winters. Then again, I did move there from New Orleans, which is probably even more humid than Charleston.

P.S. Khar -- awesome pictures. Did anyone else notice that castle-y thing on the right in the first one? What is that? (The oldest buildings we Americans usually see on a regular basis are maybe 150 years old tops. We don't see castle-like things around unless Disney put it there).

morca007 · « **Reply #495 on:** 28 Mar 2008, 03:05 »

Today's decadency:
Technics SL-BD27 Turntable - $10 at an estate sale.

No dust cover, and I think it needs a new needle. Can't try it right now due to MY RECORDS BEING MISSING thanks to my dad having used my room as an office/storage space while I was at school.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #496 on:** 28 Mar 2008, 06:06 »

That is not decadency that is just so fucking cool

redglasscurls · « **Reply #497 on:** 28 Mar 2008, 11:46 »

Pshooo you are going to end up paying an ass-ton-load more for a new needle than you paid for the machine itself.

Trollstormur · « **Reply #498 on:** 28 Mar 2008, 11:51 »

guess where my tax return is going

if you said "assault rifle" you're right

jhocking · « **Reply #499 on:** 28 Mar 2008, 12:11 »

My tax return is negative!

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