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Re: Parties!
« Reply #50 on: 11 Mar 2008, 12:05 »

hey, my ipod just threw out an appropiate song
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I went to a party last night.
What sick things I saw.
Makeout sessions and bicycle messengers,
Punks and art school dropouts.
I ran into this guy I knew
But hadn't seen in years.
We went into the neon kitchen and stole a couple beers.
He said his girl had dumped him
But there was another guy.
He said that he still liked her.
All I could say was,
"Why, why, oh why, oh why,
Why is it always like this?
Either you're too mean, or you're too nice."
He said, "I even cooked her breakfast."
So we went into the living room.
Someone was blasting Zeppelin.
It sounded good.
I felt ashamed.
I knew every drum fill.
Anyway, there she sat,
Totally kissing this guy.
They looked good, I mean like in love.
Then I remembered my friend.
He said, "How could you do this?
You said that you needed your space.
He's wearing the shirt that I gave you."
Then she said, "Why, why, oh why, oh why,
Why are you always like this?
If I'm having fun then it's breaking your heart.
Besides, you said I could have it."
Then the cops showed u
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Re: Parties!
« Reply #51 on: 11 Mar 2008, 12:06 »

Let it just be said that the macarena was once played completely unironically.

I just woke up from a dream in which I was trying to explain the meaning of 'irony' to my mother.
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Re: Parties!
« Reply #52 on: 12 Mar 2008, 01:29 »

I tend not to go to parties, mostly because my friends are not those sort of people. But sometimes I get to sneak away from them, and go have fun with the friends who do that sort of thing. It is very clandestine. -  :-D
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Re: Parties!
« Reply #53 on: 13 Mar 2008, 11:39 »

If you're not partying with people who know how to party, then you have to have a theme. Ones that have worked the best for me in the past:

- Mexican Mustache Party (Everyone wears a mustache... real, painted on, or fake.... and lots of sangria is provided)- this works really well if your party-goers are broke, in college, or too lame/boring to follow more advanced party themes.
- Naked party (only invite people who are good conversationalists though and expect an unnerving amount of eye-contact)... this can also be modified to a "No-pants" theme if you have uptight friends. Bodypainting is also way fun at any age and in any situation.
- Hat party - it's always fun to talk to someone with a lampshade on their head! works for dorky people, too!

The drink/drug of choice for the party also matters. Weed-fueled parties = ultra lame (to me at least... it always devolves into people sitting around listening to college jam bands and ordering pizza). Cocaine-driven parties = bring out better looking people with fewer inhibitions. beer drinkers are boring. real wine drinkers take a while to get going and once they do they are spectacularly touchy feely with total strangers.

I am determined to have some really fucking nice parties when I move out. Most parties haven't lived up to my expectations because most people here think a party is where you drink until you're having sex, throwing up, crying, fighting someone or something, arrested, or unconcious.
sex is a totally legitimate way to end a party!... the rest not so much. Do your friends have real emotional problems or something?
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Re: Parties!
« Reply #54 on: 13 Mar 2008, 11:40 »

Mexican Mustache Party

*cough* *cough*

Someone should probably tell him.  Not me though.
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Re: Parties!
« Reply #55 on: 13 Mar 2008, 11:53 »

Cocaine-driven parties = bring out better looking people with fewer inhibitions.

Jesus christ. Maybe I'm uptight, but a cocaine party?


Also, its moustache, and combine that with the Naked Party and you've got yourself something to figure out. And technically I suppose you could combine all of that with the cocaine driven party... I'd never attend any of those three separately, combine them and you've got a level of hedonism that I just can't comprehend.
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Re: Parties!
« Reply #56 on: 13 Mar 2008, 12:01 »

Mexican Mustache Party

*cough* *cough*

Someone should probably tell him.  Not me though.

I know what you are referring to, but interestingly enough when you look up "mexican moustache" on urbandictionary you get exactly the opposite of what he was talking about.

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Re: Parties!
« Reply #57 on: 13 Mar 2008, 12:02 »

Jesus christ. Maybe I'm uptight, but a cocaine party?

Nothing wrong with a good Coke party.

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« Reply #58 on: 13 Mar 2008, 13:02 »

Cocaine-driven parties = bring out better looking people with fewer inhibitions.

Jesus christ. Maybe I'm uptight, but a cocaine party?

i generally watch as opposed to partake, but yeah, apparently coke is a totally normal recreational drug for FIT design students, overworked mid-mgt IT people, unsuccessful musicians, visual artists, grad students, and (obviously) financial workers... and it makes all those otherwise kind of boring people a heck of a lot more fun than they usually are so I support its appearance at any party i go to.

edit: also, I support anything that brings good looking people into the room because I can't do it on my own that's for sure.

ps. boo for urban dictionary. this year's b'day party will have to involve stuffed animals  somehow then.
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Re: Parties!
« Reply #59 on: 13 Mar 2008, 16:17 »

Cocaine-driven parties = bring out better looking people with fewer inhibitions.

Jesus christ. Maybe I'm uptight, but a cocaine party?

Uh...yeah. That party sounds like it would suck.
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Re: Parties!
« Reply #60 on: 13 Mar 2008, 16:27 »

I try and throw one extravagant and interestingly themed party a year; I started my Sophomore year with my Trafalgar Day party, thrown in honor of the 200th anniversary of Nelson's victory over the Franco-Spanish fleet.  The booze was pub ale, grog (made with pusser's navy rum) and gin.  The music was Gilbert and Sullivan.  It was quite enjoyable, even though we got broken up at around 11:00 something.  This is where I learned what it like to be puking drunk.  I also learned that you have parties on the -third- floor common rooms of dorms, because security never goes up there, as opposed to the ground floor, where this one was.

Next year I did a Cognac and Snobbery party, in which there was much relatively classy (that is to say, the nicest stuff I could get for under $25 a bottle) brandy, nice clothes and enough ice, creme de cacao and cream for brandy Alexanders.  Here I learned that everyone seems to love brandy alexanders, and that it is hard to get drunk when you are busy all night bartending.

This year I'm planning on a sequel to the Cognac and Snobbery party, but also throwing a goth dance party with my friends, which shall have (recently availible in the states) absinthe and a playlist that the music forum had some hand in helping me with.

Sometime I really want to do a party paying tribute to a rather hard-drinking, irracscible, decidedly low-brow student of our fine institution who graduated my sophomore year.  The party would be dedicated to the individual in question and the Stooges, and would play music that was as loud  and riotous as possible--the MC5, the Stooges, the Sonics, the Monks, The Rocket from the Tombs, etc.
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Re: Parties!
« Reply #61 on: 14 Mar 2008, 05:18 »

this can also be modified to a "No-pants" theme if you have uptight friends. Bodypainting is also way fun at any age and in any situation.

One of my friends did this, and it was rad. She has pictures. And hot friends.

I started my Sophomore year with my Trafalgar Day party, thrown in honor of the 200th anniversary of Nelson's victory over the Franco-Spanish fleet.

This is awesome.

I went to a solstice party on, well, the winter solstice. 'Cept it was really just the closest Friday to the solstice. It was fun! There was a hookah (tobacco, I will have you know), excellent beer (fuck yes, He'Brew Messiah Bold) and Mass Effect. It was pretty damn kickin'.
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Re: Parties!
« Reply #62 on: 14 Mar 2008, 05:31 »

I'm going to a party tonight! Jon and Rachel will be there, too!

(fun times, fun fuckin' times. hopefully)
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Re: Parties!
« Reply #63 on: 14 Mar 2008, 05:43 »

I'm going to my friends 18th tonight. I'm not entirely sure how good it will be though as a lot of arseholes will be there, but oh well i can just ignore them.
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Re: Parties!
« Reply #64 on: 14 Mar 2008, 22:44 »

I went to a fairly small high school.  There were 30 people graduating from my class, and about 120 people in the high school.  That's a pretty decent-sized graduation party, isn't it? 

One of the kids in my class lived on an island up by Plymouth MA.  So we all drove there (it was about a 40min drive) and got in his motorboat and went over to his island.  There were summer houses there but his family was the only one there year-round, so they had the whole island to themselves, and it was pretty big.  some of us smoked in the marsh, there were people setting up tents in the woods, there were sweeping hills, we hung out on the jetties off of their rocky beach.  This kid's family had a gigantic dog and two donkeys in its possession, and the donkeys would just follow people around all night. 

It was a great party, also.  Maybe that's because we had just graduated, and it's sort of a last huge hurrah, and with an incestuously small class size we were all pretty close.  Great location though, and I think that's part of what made it stand out so much.
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Re: Parties!
« Reply #65 on: 14 Mar 2008, 22:57 »

The talk about a mexican moustache party reminded me of what might have been the best party experience of my life actually. I turned up to a friends 21st with a bottle of Jamesons and wound up wandering around taking swigs from the bottle and then I fell off a second story balcony, onto a trampoline where a dude in a full on bandito outfit was drinking by himself and I asked him why he wasn't partying and in a flawless mexican accent (bear in mind there are probably 12 mexicans in this whole country) he told me that all the gringos at that party were cunts and that he was having more fun jumping on the trampoline drunk. So then we hung out drinking on the trampoline for about and hour and then we busted back into the house yelling shit in Spanish, commandeered the playstation and kicked the shit out of Tonight I'm Gonna Rock you on Expert in Guitar Hero 2 on a giant cinema screen with a massive crowd watching us, pulling the most ridiculously decadent rock star moves I have ever done in my life.

And bear in mind that this was one incident in a party full of incidents like this.

Also it was not a costume party.
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« Reply #66 on: 14 Mar 2008, 23:01 »

My roomates and I are throwing an Easter-themed party this coming weekend, we hope to have a easter-beer hunt with random cans scattered around the house, any other fun suggestions?

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Re: Parties!
« Reply #67 on: 15 Mar 2008, 03:16 »

Does anyone else here really like raves?  Something about the combination of obscenely loud sub-bass and lots of people on acid or Ecstasy all in the same place gets me every time.
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« Reply #68 on: 15 Mar 2008, 07:42 »

I used to go to raves a lot in college. Then I it got old.

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« Reply #69 on: 15 Mar 2008, 08:44 »

I'm too boring to go to raves.
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« Reply #70 on: 15 Mar 2008, 08:52 »

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« Reply #71 on: 15 Mar 2008, 10:40 »

I have some friends who like to hold drugless raves, I went to one once, and I really just didn't see the point in jumping around like and idiot to loud bass and dancing with glowsticks while sober.
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« Reply #72 on: 15 Mar 2008, 11:36 »

I like standing on top of speakers with my glowsticks on shoelaces and mesmerising the hundred people in front of me who are on x. They are like huggy, adorable zombies.
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« Reply #73 on: 15 Mar 2008, 12:36 »

I think rave is one of mankind's biggest mistakes.
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« Reply #74 on: 15 Mar 2008, 16:23 »

I played guitar with a bunch of friends at a "going-away-to-Malta-you-fucking-lucky-asshole" party tonight.

After the 5th or 5th guinness i kindof lost track and yeah after the first sentence i'm too lazy to type right haha fuck yeahhhhhhhhhsuieh5ruigsmem
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« Reply #75 on: 16 Mar 2008, 03:17 »

I have just returned from a graffiti party that was pretty fun. I enjoy going to frat parties just to laugh at the drunk people.
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Re: Parties!
« Reply #76 on: 16 Mar 2008, 10:19 »

Rock Band party last night. We had pie and much rocking out.
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« Reply #77 on: 16 Mar 2008, 13:33 »

graffiti party

Explain. Also, pictures.
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« Reply #78 on: 16 Mar 2008, 13:51 »

Everyone wears a white t-shirt. When you show up you get a marker and everyone writes on everyone's shirts all night. The things written on shirts are usually either dirty or unintelligible as the crowd will probably be 95% drunk.

Most people will end up looking somewhat like this:


And a collage of some of the things written on my shirt:
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Re: Parties!
« Reply #79 on: 16 Mar 2008, 13:56 »

Hahaha. "I'm experienced. Do you like threesomes?"
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« Reply #80 on: 16 Mar 2008, 13:57 »

I remember the time I passed out drunk and woke up and everyone at the party had covered me from head to toe in nikko markings. I'm not sure what freaked me out more, the fact that at some point I must have been stripped naked and then dressed again while passed out drunk, or that at some point someone had the inclination to write I <3 YOU right on my buttcheek.

The best one though was a large drawing of a robot bursting its way out of my back like it was busting through a canvas sheet.

I think I really want to have a graffiti party though now, it sounds like excellent fun.
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« Reply #81 on: 16 Mar 2008, 14:00 »

They are ridiculous good fun. Just remember to hand out washable markers unless you feel like repainting your house afterwards.
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« Reply #82 on: 16 Mar 2008, 14:40 »

Ironically that is exactly what happened on the last day of term at my school, except that no one was drunk (or at least no one was admitting to being drunk, which isn't the same thing).

I got "I'll miss you" written up my arm in blue marker. It didn't come off for days.
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« Reply #83 on: 16 Mar 2008, 16:21 »

Liz, I pretty much did that very same thing as my freshman yearbook. It's one of my favourite possessions. I can't ever wear it again, though, because it'll eventually wash out, even though it's permanent marker.
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« Reply #84 on: 16 Mar 2008, 16:23 »

I have a shirt from last year's spring break trip with writing all over it as well, but everyone was sober at the time so it's not nearly as entertaining.
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