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¿Como te llamas?
« on: 15 Mar 2008, 14:48 »

I'm not sure if this is a kosher topic, and there might already be one similar to it, but,

I have a bit of pet peeve with having to address people by inane screen names. So despite the fact that everyone on the internet is, in reality, a 50 year old man sitting in a bathtub in Pittsburgh, let's get to know eachother's names, shall we?

Call me Jason if you like. Or if you don't like, for that matter. The only nickname I have is 'Jase.'
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #1 on: 15 Mar 2008, 14:49 »

Someone kerble this properly, please.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #2 on: 15 Mar 2008, 15:12 »

I was under the impression that necro-posting was strongly frowned on, and raising a thread from the dead to add my name would earn me a heaping helping of bitching. So I figured this would be the safer route.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #3 on: 15 Mar 2008, 15:15 »

I had to google what kerble meant. Thank god for urban dictionary.

OK carry on :-)
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #4 on: 15 Mar 2008, 15:37 »

I go by Malorie, generally. Fred, if you work with me.

I despise Mal but most people end up shortening my name to that anyhow. So, I deal.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #5 on: 15 Mar 2008, 16:01 »

There are some who call me... Liz?
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #6 on: 15 Mar 2008, 16:08 »

You can call me Franz Hitler if you want. Some people do.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #7 on: 15 Mar 2008, 16:08 »

I be's Cory.
If you weren't quite sharp enough to deduce that from my screen name.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #8 on: 15 Mar 2008, 16:10 »

i'm tania.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #9 on: 15 Mar 2008, 16:14 »

I hight Fletcher. 
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #10 on: 15 Mar 2008, 16:38 »

Now this ain't my real name, but da boyz in da hood all call me Da Big Nick Griddle for what it's worth.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #11 on: 15 Mar 2008, 17:04 »

 I'm Johann Von Beardedfellow.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #12 on: 15 Mar 2008, 17:14 »

mooface is actually my real name.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #13 on: 15 Mar 2008, 17:34 »

That is the most awesome real name ever.

Samma is fine --people who come through my line at work always try to tell me how unique it is and then I have to go and ruin it by telling them that it's just short for Samantha --which no one Professors and people who don't know me better call me (oh, and BK when he's annoyed).

Otherwise, just PQ...or if you insist, PQ4.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #14 on: 15 Mar 2008, 18:30 »

mooface is actually my real name.

Oh no way me too.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #15 on: 15 Mar 2008, 18:35 »

I like to go by 'Delicious Dan'. Or 'Delectable Dan'. Or maybe sometimes I like to be called 'Twirly Shirley'. There is no funny story behind that. My existence is a sad thing and I like to make up for it by inventing names. But really, no one has ever called Twirly Shirley, nor do I think anyone ever will.
My purpose is void.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #16 on: 15 Mar 2008, 18:44 »

My name is Goatse MacTubgirl
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #17 on: 15 Mar 2008, 19:07 »

My existence is a sad thing and I like to make up for it by inventing names. But really, no one has ever called Twirly Shirley, nor do I think anyone ever will.

You hear that everyone? From now on, call him "Twirly Shirley."

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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #18 on: 15 Mar 2008, 19:11 »

John. But there are a lot of Johns around here, so I also go by Al / Alex / Kevin / Jack. Probably a few more I'm not immediately remembering.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #19 on: 15 Mar 2008, 19:28 »

Eli is my nickname and most people call me that since there's usually more than one Elizabeth.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #20 on: 15 Mar 2008, 19:42 »

Actually, you can call me Dick. I'd like that.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #21 on: 15 Mar 2008, 19:46 »

My name eh?  Matt.  Most likely the youngest Matt here.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #22 on: 15 Mar 2008, 19:53 »

Slick. Oh my god. I keep staring at your avatar and it always looks like it's moving but it's not and it is FREAKING ME OUT.

Me llamo Jordan, aber Ozy ist einfacher.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #23 on: 15 Mar 2008, 20:02 »

Man, me too, but I wrote it off as me being delirious with fever.

(I think I accidentaly gave myself a bacterial infection. Whoops)
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #24 on: 15 Mar 2008, 22:29 »

Most people on the forums call me Jimmy (which is not really my name but is close enough I guess) or Squiddy (which I am referred to more often than Jimmy in meatlife).

I'll also answer to Roozi. Don't ask.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #25 on: 15 Mar 2008, 23:05 »

My name is FRASER!
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #26 on: 15 Mar 2008, 23:06 »

Call me Ishmael.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #27 on: 16 Mar 2008, 01:55 »

Robbie. Rob if you don't understand that I'm called Robbie and Robert if your my Gran. You could also call me by any other name but i probably wouldn't answer.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #28 on: 16 Mar 2008, 02:23 »

If you're sick of addressing me as "Inlander", feel free to call me Ignacio.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #29 on: 16 Mar 2008, 02:53 »

Blobbo.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #30 on: 16 Mar 2008, 03:52 »

I'm Brian of Nazareth and so's my wife.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #31 on: 16 Mar 2008, 04:15 »

Luke, I am your father.

My name is Inigo Montoya you killed my father prepare to die.

What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn Batman!
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #32 on: 16 Mar 2008, 05:50 »

My name eh?  Matt.  Most likely the youngest Matt here.
Not anymore.

Also go by Matt, although I am rather fond of Matthias.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #33 on: 16 Mar 2008, 07:49 »

i really hope/wish everyone will call me "mooface" at tronnocon.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #34 on: 16 Mar 2008, 07:55 »

Luke, I am your father.

My name is Inigo Montoya you killed my father prepare to die.

What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn Batman!

Way to steal all the good responses D:
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #35 on: 16 Mar 2008, 07:59 »

Oh no! People might actually have to think of one on their own!
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #36 on: 16 Mar 2008, 08:29 »

i really hope/wish everyone will call me "mooface" at tronnocon.

I'm still going to call you Mai Mai.

I'm also going to cling to your arm and suck my thumb. It's gonna be great.

Also, creepy and weird beyond belief.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #37 on: 16 Mar 2008, 08:52 »

The name is Bond,...James Bond.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #38 on: 16 Mar 2008, 09:14 »

I go by Jerome.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #39 on: 16 Mar 2008, 09:36 »

My name is Paul. Honestly.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #40 on: 16 Mar 2008, 14:51 »

If you really want to you can call me sean. But I really don't care what you call me. For example, you can call me Dick Sucker McGee and I'd be cool with it.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #41 on: 16 Mar 2008, 15:13 »

I will also answer to Cupcake. Or Justine Bateman.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #42 on: 16 Mar 2008, 15:20 »

Kari is also called Cupcake!

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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #43 on: 16 Mar 2008, 15:30 »

WHAT EVER WILL WE DO

HERE HAVE A CUPCAKE ON A STICK AND FEEL BETTER

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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #44 on: 16 Mar 2008, 16:14 »

My name is Dana, but I answer to Calen because of my screen name.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #45 on: 16 Mar 2008, 17:33 »

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you, and you may call me V.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #46 on: 16 Mar 2008, 17:51 »

Seriously, every time somebody quotes that I can't help but think that it's one of the worst pieces of writing I've ever read.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #47 on: 16 Mar 2008, 17:53 »

Seriously, every time somebody quotes that I can't help but think that it's one of the worst pieces of writing I've ever read.

This is the truth ^

My name is the real world is Dashiell. Try pronouncing it correctly. It's an endless source of amusement.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #48 on: 16 Mar 2008, 18:29 »

Then I'm guessing it's not pronounced the way it's spelled.

Oh, and my name is pretty damn obvious. All that's lacking from my username and my real name is an "ey" attached to the end, which I cropped to prevent misspellings of my name.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #49 on: 16 Mar 2008, 18:36 »

...but how can it be misspelled if it's spelled properly right there?
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