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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #100 on: 21 Mar 2008, 08:35 »

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« Reply #101 on: 21 Mar 2008, 08:38 »

That is going to fucking haunt my dreams tonight, Jon.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #102 on: 21 Mar 2008, 12:51 »

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« Reply #103 on: 21 Mar 2008, 12:56 »



Poor baby llama.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #104 on: 23 Mar 2008, 15:51 »

No one has said Zorro yet so I shot that.

My name's James.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #105 on: 23 Mar 2008, 17:32 »

My name is James, that's what my mother used to call me.







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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #106 on: 23 Mar 2008, 23:20 »

Villa, Pancho.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #107 on: 24 Mar 2008, 18:24 »

AND ALL THE FEEEEEDERALES SAY
THEY COULD'VE HAAAAAD HIM ANY DAY
THEY ONLY LET HIM SLIP AWAAAAY
OUT OF KINDNESS, I SUPPOSE
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #108 on: 24 Mar 2008, 18:53 »

GIANT PEACH
When I was in grade six, that movie came out, and back then I was still fairly short and my teacher was a six foot plus bald man named Mr. Peach. That was not a good time to be named James.
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« Reply #109 on: 06 Apr 2008, 12:31 »

I realize I'm late to the party on this one, but you fuckers can call me Alex.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #110 on: 06 Apr 2008, 13:26 »

You might guess my name, as I always sign my posts...  But for those interested in second names (often more off-the-wall than first names) mine is Winfrith, the Celtic name of the British missionary to Germany subsequently known as St Boniface - at least I didn't get called that!

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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #111 on: 06 Apr 2008, 13:33 »

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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #112 on: 06 Apr 2008, 13:57 »

In after the llama-sex.  I am Matt.
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« Reply #113 on: 06 Apr 2008, 14:47 »

My name is Marilyn.  Every school I've ever gone to has had at least one librarian named Marilyn.  My middle school had two consecutive ones, I believe.

People think I'm named after the state.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #114 on: 06 Apr 2008, 15:38 »

If it makes you feel better, I have a sister named Marian. Imagine how that goes over every time she tries to check out a book.
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« Reply #115 on: 06 Apr 2008, 17:39 »

Ubani gamalakho i-Zed

yeah, another big let down, my nick is written on my avatar :(

Relatively interesting story for those of you who know what Zol is (Zed is short for Zollie!)

Of course my mother wasn't that interesting and gave me the most overused Christian name in the universe - Michael.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #116 on: 06 Apr 2008, 19:10 »

Chris.  Hola.
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« Reply #117 on: 07 Apr 2008, 11:23 »

If it makes you feel better, I have a sister named Marian. Imagine how that goes over every time she tries to check out a book.

This made me chuckle quite a bit.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #118 on: 07 Apr 2008, 11:44 »

Now I want to get the joke.

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« Reply #120 on: 07 Apr 2008, 11:54 »

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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #121 on: 07 Apr 2008, 13:47 »

Now I want to get the joke.

Best part: not even a joke, just the sad, sad truth about why my sister has no sense of humor.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #122 on: 27 Apr 2008, 04:48 »

At the start of the year, every single one of the four librarians at my college campus was called Chris. Then Chris fired Chris and hired some dude who isn't called Chris so it's a bit disappointing but still, if you make a loud noise in the library you have a 75% of being thrown out by someone called Chris. This amuses me.

Also, my name is May. But I tend to answer to Barmy on here, so let's stick to that one. There's way too many jokes to be made out of my name, sometimes it surprises me.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #123 on: 27 Apr 2008, 07:53 »

A lot of the months in spring/early summer are girls' names. I wanna meet a girl named March.

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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #124 on: 27 Apr 2008, 09:29 »

I want to meet a girl called November.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #125 on: 27 Apr 2008, 09:51 »

November is easily the hottest girl's name ever.
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« Reply #126 on: 27 Apr 2008, 09:57 »

I was counter-snarking Joe..but I think you're right.
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« Reply #127 on: 27 Apr 2008, 10:28 »

I'd rather go out with a girl who's name is stolen from an obscure Azerbaijani holiday.
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« Reply #128 on: 27 Apr 2008, 12:43 »

What bugs me is when people are named after countries.

Come on, people. America? You can't think of a better name than the country you live in? And the fact that there are people who have the name China who aren't slutty wrestlers makes me sick.

Fuck it, I'm just going to name my child (I will never have a child) Kyrgyzstan.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #129 on: 28 Apr 2008, 00:15 »

The best name one can give to their child is one that consist of a single letter. One of our teachers once told us of this woman who named her child β. Dunno whether a law was set preventing that shortly afterwards, though.
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« Reply #130 on: 28 Apr 2008, 01:43 »

I know someone who had a friend called Tuesday. She got a lot of jokes along the lines of "it's not your day today, is it, Tuesday?" and so forth. I tend to get "bit early for the time of year, aren't you?" or "Maybe it's Maybelline" etc.

I'd say that it's made me determined to give my children ordinary names, but I've got my heart set on Mathilda and Tabitha (female twins run in our family so girls' names will be more likely to be used). I'll give my sons normal names though, I'm not a complete sadist.
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« Reply #131 on: 29 Apr 2008, 07:18 »

For those of you who know music theory, my friends were sitting around discussing such theory when someone decided that Cadence would be a nice girls name, to which it was rebuttaled that Perfect Authentic would be a better name.


Also, my name is Paul, which apparently etymologically translates to small, and the surname of Schneck, which is German for snail. Why my parents named me small snail is beyond me.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #132 on: 29 Apr 2008, 12:19 »

The best name one can give to their child is one that consist of a single letter. One of our teachers once told us of this woman who named her child β. Dunno whether a law was set preventing that shortly afterwards, though.

That isn't a letter, though, is it?  It's the beta symbol, right?
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« Reply #133 on: 29 Apr 2008, 12:21 »

Ummm...beta IS a letter...
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« Reply #134 on: 29 Apr 2008, 12:26 »

I just thought it was a symbol.  I guess I'm wrong, then.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #135 on: 29 Apr 2008, 12:35 »

Fuck it, I'm just going to name my child Djibouti.

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« Reply #136 on: 29 Apr 2008, 16:41 »

Also, it is commonly used in German as a double-s (Scheisse! = Scheiβe!).

what you're thinking of is an Eszett. it's actually a letter in the German alphabet and is not the same as the beta symbol.
it looks like this: ß
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« Reply #137 on: 29 Apr 2008, 16:47 »

German letters are fun! Name your kid Y, but in German. "Oopsilong" is much cooler than "why". But ß could be fun, too. Americans would call you, "Funky looking B thing" unless they knew what the letter was.

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« Reply #138 on: 29 Apr 2008, 17:03 »

oh man...if you were from Germany and you named your kid "G" and then he came to America and told everyone his name was "gay"
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« Reply #139 on: 29 Apr 2008, 17:44 »

I had a third cousin named Gay once! She lived in Minnesota and was really really nice.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #140 on: 29 Apr 2008, 20:54 »

I met a girl named Cinnamon once. I imagine she gets a lot of stripper jokes.
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« Reply #141 on: 29 Apr 2008, 21:36 »

There's a girl at my college named Princess.

There's more.  Her middle name?

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« Reply #142 on: 30 Apr 2008, 09:52 »

I had a third cousin named Gay once! She lived in Minnesota and was really really nice.

Yay Minnesota!
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« Reply #144 on: 30 Apr 2008, 10:01 »

I was about to say that I knew someone called Gay.

But then I saw the picture at the bottom of the page and am now going to say "DEMON LLAMA" and hide.

My friend knows someone called Jack Toff. Either his parents are stupid or sadistic, but either way I'd love to hear his teachers calling the register.
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« Reply #145 on: 30 Apr 2008, 13:18 »

In my high school they have photo frames with pictures of the individuals from each graduating class. Somewhere in the 70s there was a girl named Gay LaDouche.

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« Reply #146 on: 30 Apr 2008, 14:32 »

I wonder how she is doing now. I'd Google her, but I know better than to Google anything with "gay" or "douche" in it.
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« Reply #147 on: 30 Apr 2008, 16:11 »

I met a girl named Cinnamon once.

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« Reply #148 on: 30 Apr 2008, 20:36 »

Nope no good, I'm Red now and then here;)
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« Reply #149 on: 17 May 2008, 08:22 »

Am I missing something for not getting why Pete = Penis jokes?

We could call you Ghost, if you wanted. But two Reds would be confusing.
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