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DonInKansas

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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #50 on: 16 Mar 2008, 21:47 »

What is this, Cheers?  Where everybody knows your name?

Oh, and you all forgot "My name is Jim, but most people call me....Jim."

My name is somewhere in my username.  That's right, you can call me InKa.:p

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I mean, it would still suck, but at least it would suck creatively.

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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #51 on: 16 Mar 2008, 22:18 »

LIES!!!  I shall call you nInK!
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #52 on: 16 Mar 2008, 22:25 »


I don't know how or why, but it just does. I've gotten papers back with notes starting out, "Lindsay, your paper is suchandsuch" or they leave out the d or spell it with a z... Yeah, it just happens.

My wife's name is Lyndsay....She feels your pain.  Then again, tinkering with names is one of my pet peeves.  I know Lindsey/say/ysey and all that is pretty common, but my brother named his son Alixzander. Yes, that's how they spelled it. 
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I mean, it would still suck, but at least it would suck creatively.

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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #53 on: 16 Mar 2008, 22:30 »

just replace the z in my username for an a and you have my real-life name ..... however telling people my name usual makes them either sing a particular elton john song or tell me about their grandmother with the same name (seriously why do i have to share my name with a million grandmothers)
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #54 on: 16 Mar 2008, 23:31 »

telling people my name usual makes them either sing a particular elton john song

Not an aria from the opera Norma by Bellini? Pssh, philistines.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #55 on: 16 Mar 2008, 23:40 »

Actually it is my grandmother's sister whose name is Norma.  (Sorry.)

My name is Joe.  But whenever anyone here talks about Joe they're usually talking about the Hocking Joe, so I really don't mind at all if nobody ever uses it.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #56 on: 16 Mar 2008, 23:51 »

I was more thinking of the source of Goodbye Norma Jeane, than the song.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #57 on: 17 Mar 2008, 00:02 »

I am a Tom, one of the tens of thousands of other people named Tom. Mum thought it would be a good idea to name me Tom, Dad thought Huw was a good idea. Guess who I agree with. There are, on average, a total of three Toms in each one of classes.
though Dad didn't succeed in sparing me my name he at least prevented my sister from being called Phillippa.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #58 on: 17 Mar 2008, 00:36 »

Nick. Not all that original. Although I'm the only Nickolas I've ever met, besides a Nikkolas I knew in high school everyone else spells it the ch way.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #59 on: 17 Mar 2008, 04:03 »

I am Erik. My screen name is perfectly fine though... And unless you put your name in your signature or something, I don't see me starting to use your given name instead of your screen name.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #60 on: 17 Mar 2008, 04:13 »

Dad didn't succeed in sparing me my name he at least prevented my sister from being called Phillippa.

I think Phillipa is a nice name, especially shortened to Pip, or especially to Flip.

it probably helps that every girl I know named Phillipa is achingly cute.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #61 on: 17 Mar 2008, 06:21 »

My name is Joe.  But whenever anyone here talks about Joe they're usually talking about the Hocking Joe

Now I'm inclined to think that any and all Joes on this forum should have their names appended with a verb-esque word ending in the "-ing" suffix. Perhaps you could be Joe Wheeling.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #62 on: 17 Mar 2008, 07:13 »

I always address him by Joe Hocking and not just his first name, so I will start calling you Joe now. How's that?
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #63 on: 17 Mar 2008, 08:17 »

I was very disappointed to discover that this thread had nothing to do with llamas.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #64 on: 17 Mar 2008, 08:32 »



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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #65 on: 17 Mar 2008, 08:34 »

Dan to the rescue!
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #66 on: 17 Mar 2008, 08:50 »

My name is Patrick Bateman.

This is my business card (as proof):

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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #67 on: 17 Mar 2008, 09:16 »

Yes, but it doesn't have a watermark and is therefore inferior. GET NEW ONES.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #68 on: 17 Mar 2008, 09:27 »

a verb-esque word ending in the "-ing" suffix
That is the funniest description of my last name I've ever heard. still laughing

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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #69 on: 17 Mar 2008, 09:56 »

My name is Jacques Offenbach. Or at least, I wish it was -- SUCH AN AWESOME NAME.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #70 on: 17 Mar 2008, 09:59 »

My name is Patrick Bateman.

This is my business card (as proof):



this is my business card

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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #71 on: 17 Mar 2008, 12:33 »

Perhaps you could be Joe Wheeling.

This is an excellent idea.

Replace any and all Y's in my username with a J and you have my reale life name.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #72 on: 17 Mar 2008, 21:51 »

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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #73 on: 17 Mar 2008, 22:45 »

I would kinda hope you guys knew my real name.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #74 on: 17 Mar 2008, 23:03 »

My name is Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster or at least I wish it was.

I am in fact Michael.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #75 on: 17 Mar 2008, 23:06 »

Mi llamoJaime Escalante.
What is this... "Kalkoolooss" you speak of?
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #76 on: 18 Mar 2008, 01:20 »

they call me dr. worm. good morning, how are you, i'm doctor worm

man i used to love that song
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #77 on: 18 Mar 2008, 11:13 »

Is it wrong that I still love that song?


Also, that I listen to their children's album on a semi-regular basis?


One of the most energetic, entertaining live shows I've seen, too. <3
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #78 on: 18 Mar 2008, 13:22 »

At four of two I was staring into space she was not yet late according to the clock...


That was an awesome album



I Am Not Your Broom was a high point on it for me.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #79 on: 18 Mar 2008, 15:09 »

they call me dr. worm. good morning, how are you, i'm doctor worm

I question your degree good sir, please provide evidence that you are in fact a medical profesional.  However I will say I believe you are an elongated, soft-bodied invertebrate.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #80 on: 18 Mar 2008, 15:15 »

Well, I'm not a real doctor.

I do play the drums though. I think I'm getting good.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #81 on: 18 Mar 2008, 15:56 »

I think it is fairly generally known, but just in case, I am Amanda/Manda. I thought this was a pretty common name, but I actually run into relatively few people with the same name, which is good since it is a shitty boring name!
But anyway, call me Manda and we'll all know who you're talking about.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #82 on: 18 Mar 2008, 16:19 »

my name's Danny but alot of people call me Dino (pronounced dee-no, like in the Flintstones).

do what you will with this information.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #83 on: 18 Mar 2008, 19:20 »




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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #84 on: 18 Mar 2008, 19:44 »

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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #85 on: 18 Mar 2008, 19:51 »

I'm Jacob but I go by either Jacob or Robochest.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #86 on: 19 Mar 2008, 12:46 »

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I like how they crossed out the logos on those Converse thinking that they've made them instanly unrecognizable.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #87 on: 20 Mar 2008, 05:26 »

I be Phil.

Just Phil. To everybody, grandparents included.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #88 on: 20 Mar 2008, 12:41 »

I won't even bother trying to learn y'all names since I am likely to forget them in the next... five minutes or so, but nontheless I shall give you
the name I go by:

Fabian.

... its a terribly German name, so y'all can call me

Paul...

My second name. Sounds WAAAAAY cooler in English.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #89 on: 20 Mar 2008, 14:16 »

can you take the image out of your signature please? i am not trying to be a jerk, but if i don't mention this someone meaner than me probably will.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #90 on: 20 Mar 2008, 15:22 »

I won't even bother trying to learn y'all names since I am likely to forget them in the next... five minutes

I am now trying as hard as possible to forget your name.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #91 on: 20 Mar 2008, 16:22 »

@Ephe:
Done, sorry.

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Flattered, though confused Oo
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #92 on: 20 Mar 2008, 16:33 »

My name is Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster or at least I wish it was.

I am in fact Michael.
That article is pretty awesome.  I'm fond of the name "Sterling Mortlock" myself.

My name is Casey.  Call me Casey or perish in flames.

I also accept Sandman (as it's my usual online handle) or anything that follows the formula sand(noun).  Sandboat, Sandmang, Sandbot, Sandtower, it's all good.  As long as it's not Sandvagina. (I somehow get that one a lot.)
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #93 on: 20 Mar 2008, 17:31 »

Who is John Galt?
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #94 on: 20 Mar 2008, 19:13 »

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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #95 on: 20 Mar 2008, 20:49 »

My name is Patrick. Ich heiße Patrick (SUPERFANTASTISCH). Mäin Numm ass Patrick. Me llamo Patrick. Emrin ime është Patriku.

Yep.
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
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Re: ¿Como te llamas?
« Reply #97 on: 21 Mar 2008, 08:35 »

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« Reply #98 on: 21 Mar 2008, 08:38 »

That is going to fucking haunt my dreams tonight, Jon.
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« Reply #99 on: 21 Mar 2008, 12:51 »

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