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Re: HEY GUYS IT'S BITSTRIPS
« Reply #150 on: 19 May 2008, 07:49 »

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« Reply #151 on: 20 May 2008, 12:01 »


No offense to Canadians.

I'm calling this series 'Keystroke', and more parodies are in the works. Humorless unoriginality beget humorless unoriginality.

EDIT: 2 for 1 special



Flash player slowed to a crawl while putting this thing together.
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« Reply #152 on: 20 May 2008, 12:45 »

That was pretty excellent!
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« Reply #153 on: 20 May 2008, 17:44 »

I chuckled a bit. Good effort!
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« Reply #154 on: 22 May 2008, 12:15 »

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Re: HEY GUYS IT'S BITSTRIPS
« Reply #155 on: 22 May 2008, 14:57 »

I haven't made a pillow in ten years, so why not. It may take a while.

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Re: HEY GUYS IT'S BITSTRIPS
« Reply #156 on: 22 May 2008, 19:20 »

What's this? Semi-originality? Madness!



I seriously need to come up with something original. :\

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« Reply #157 on: 22 May 2008, 20:00 »

Try having them scream a lot about Philip Seymour Hoffman crying into a purse.
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« Reply #158 on: 23 May 2008, 14:25 »

re-enactmeant of an actual conversation i had the other day.

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« Reply #159 on: 23 May 2008, 15:20 »

your friend has good taste in gloves
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« Reply #160 on: 23 May 2008, 15:38 »

he better have good taste in something.

he has no front teeth and a molestache; he's got a lot to make up for.
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Re: HEY GUYS IT'S BITSTRIPS
« Reply #161 on: 23 May 2008, 21:35 »

I wish I could think of something funny...

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« Reply #162 on: 25 May 2008, 08:12 »

re-enactmeant of an actual conversation i had the other day.

[img width= height=]http://bitstrips.com/strips/52398.png[/img]
Um, the piano IS a stringed instrument. Hence the STRINGS on the inside that are hit by those little felt hammer things,
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« Reply #163 on: 25 May 2008, 08:24 »

Tell us more about the magical fairy strings that make music.
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Re: HEY GUYS IT'S BITSTRIPS
« Reply #164 on: 25 May 2008, 19:31 »

i tried singing to a string and nothing happened
 :?

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« Reply #165 on: 25 May 2008, 19:32 »

That's because it hates you, Jeph. It hates you just so much.
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Re: HEY GUYS IT'S BITSTRIPS
« Reply #166 on: 25 May 2008, 20:44 »

Fuck you, string theory!
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« Reply #167 on: 26 May 2008, 04:04 »

Guys, I'd just like to point out that we just managed to find a New Guy whose post was obnoxiously dumb enough that we didn't even bother to be angry at the sig image.

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« Reply #168 on: 26 May 2008, 08:41 »

The special moment is gone.
Burn the heretic.
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« Reply #169 on: 27 May 2008, 14:14 »

Buuurn!
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Re: HEY GUYS IT'S BITSTRIPS
« Reply #170 on: 27 May 2008, 14:45 »

I'll bring the stake, you bring the fire.
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« Reply #171 on: 27 May 2008, 19:18 »

Fuck man. You guys are forcing me to be creative to keep this thread alive.



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Re: HEY GUYS IT'S BITSTRIPS
« Reply #172 on: 27 May 2008, 20:18 »

Dane Cook joke, what?
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« Reply #173 on: 28 May 2008, 06:34 »

Can someone explain to me how quoting, verbatim, a Dane Cook routine is "creative?"
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« Reply #174 on: 28 May 2008, 06:43 »

...what joke?
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« Reply #175 on: 28 May 2008, 10:15 »

I had no idea that was a Dane Cook joke.

I'm pretty proud of that, actually.
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« Reply #176 on: 28 May 2008, 11:37 »

My first attempt!
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« Reply #177 on: 28 May 2008, 15:32 »

it's too sunny outside to be working on a computer. so instead i'm slacking off on a computer!



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« Reply #178 on: 28 May 2008, 15:37 »



Hooray!
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« Reply #179 on: 28 May 2008, 15:41 »

 What about Dane Cook? I hate that fucker.. how did I use his joke?
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Re: HEY GUYS IT'S BITSTRIPS
« Reply #180 on: 28 May 2008, 15:45 »

Look.

You basically had it spot on, whether you intended to or not.
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« Reply #181 on: 28 May 2008, 15:46 »

 What the fuck man

 I changed that last comic to a better version.. leaving the old one up so that things aren't all out of context.

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« Reply #182 on: 28 May 2008, 16:34 »

it's too sunny outside to be working on a computer
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« Reply #183 on: 28 May 2008, 17:27 »

i don't know what that means. sorry to make you waste your time like that.

also, how is nobody appreciating that perfect likeness of James Brolin from the last page?!

that thing was spot-on! good show!
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« Reply #184 on: 28 May 2008, 18:00 »

It was one of the pre-made ones, but thanks.
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Re: HEY GUYS IT'S BITSTRIPS
« Reply #185 on: 28 May 2008, 18:20 »

Man, I thought you were confused with Josh Brolin until I looked up old pictures of James Brolin. I'm too used to him being grey and having no facial hair.
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« Reply #186 on: 29 May 2008, 02:56 »

Fuck you, string theory!

You know, my grandpa was an astrophysicist who got his start working on the Manhattan Project. My sister told him about how at her school, guys used explanations of string theory to pick up girls. His reply? "Hmpf. At least it's good for something."

tl;dr my grandpa agreed with you and I just like showing off my connections to smart dead people
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« Reply #187 on: 29 May 2008, 17:23 »

Yeah Patrick? Well my great great great, etc., uncle was Charlemagne. I jest not.

Don't wave your Manhattan-Project-working grandfather's credentials at me, good sir!
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« Reply #188 on: 29 May 2008, 17:53 »

I'm related to Lincoln. 's mother, distantly.
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« Reply #189 on: 29 May 2008, 18:16 »

Redlion, same here! My Grandfather was really into geneology for a while there and found a Mayflower and Charlemagne connection. So we're like 80th cousins or something.
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« Reply #190 on: 29 May 2008, 19:58 »

I'm related to several families that currently live in Norway.  Does that count?
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« Reply #191 on: 29 May 2008, 20:30 »

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« Reply #192 on: 30 May 2008, 08:03 »

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« Reply #193 on: 30 May 2008, 08:06 »

Posting your ancestors is not very fun. If you must do it, make it into a comic.
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« Reply #194 on: 30 May 2008, 08:41 »

Maybe I will.

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« Reply #195 on: 20 Jul 2008, 02:17 »

 Hey I know I am kind of necroing this thread but I thought this was important.




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« Reply #196 on: 20 Jul 2008, 08:18 »



Ah, shit.  There's a typo in there.  "Bitstips," instead of "Bitstrips."  Bah.
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« Reply #197 on: 20 Jul 2008, 08:33 »

Maybe I will.

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« Reply #198 on: 20 Jul 2008, 08:42 »

Every time this thread comes back from the dead I cheer to myself. It is the best.
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« Reply #199 on: 20 Jul 2008, 09:22 »

You should.  This thread should live on forever.

(Or at least a while.)
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