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Re: HEY GUYS IT'S BITSTRIPS
« Reply #200 on: 22 Jul 2008, 01:02 »

Fuck I love this thread. It always comes at the best times. Except people seem to be running out of ideas now.
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« Reply #201 on: 22 Jul 2008, 01:06 »

I wonder if Harry ever saw his vanity comic.

I don't think it counts as a vanity comic if someone else makes it.

I should do an ending for that some time.

I don't like the sound of this. It has "slasher film scenario" written all over it . . .
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Re: HEY GUYS IT'S BITSTRIPS
« Reply #202 on: 22 Jul 2008, 12:50 »

The text at the end was added with Photoshop, because Bitstrips still isn't very robust in that area.


Curse you, David Caruso, for overplaying Grissom one-liners!

EDIT: I just realized how bad this can be taken the wrong way. New version up.
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« Reply #203 on: 22 Jul 2008, 12:52 »

haha bitstrips.

i tried to make comics but i am not funny.
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Re: HEY GUYS IT'S BITSTRIPS
« Reply #204 on: 22 Jul 2008, 22:36 »

I wonder if David Caruso thinks he's actually being a badass, or he realizes how ridiculous his lines are, and he just deliberately acts way over the top.
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« Reply #205 on: 23 Jul 2008, 10:52 »



A series of alternate endings coming later.
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« Reply #206 on: 24 Jul 2008, 01:53 »

I wonder if David Caruso thinks he's actually being a badass, or he realizes how ridiculous his lines are, and he just deliberately acts way over the top.

In my opinion originally the first thing and then, over time, the second.
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« Reply #207 on: 02 Aug 2008, 11:32 »

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Re: HEY GUYS IT'S BITSTRIPS
« Reply #209 on: 06 Aug 2008, 16:53 »

 Banana.
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Re: HEY GUYS IT'S BITSTRIPS
« Reply #210 on: 06 Aug 2008, 18:21 »

Indeed banana.
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« Reply #212 on: 06 Aug 2008, 19:22 »

Oh man.
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« Reply #214 on: 06 Aug 2008, 22:54 »

was that meant to be funny?
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« Reply #215 on: 08 Aug 2008, 07:52 »

Small technical point: it took me a bit to realize the guy on the right was talking first in each panel, since we read left to right. You probably should have switched the positions of the two characters.

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« Reply #216 on: 08 Aug 2008, 10:30 »

yeah, i read it all bass-ackwards the first time too and i was like "huh? that's doesn't make any sense."
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« Reply #217 on: 08 Aug 2008, 11:14 »

I thought since everybody else is vomiting anti-humor, I would, too. The least funny felony you've ever read:

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Re: HEY GUYS IT'S BITSTRIPS
« Reply #218 on: 08 Aug 2008, 17:00 »

See. In comics you always read the bubbles top/down. That takes precedence over left/right.
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« Reply #219 on: 08 Aug 2008, 17:47 »

The height of the bubbles doesn't always solve everything. It also has to do with bubble placement and size. Stryc's, for example, has his characters in the same position, the main on the right and the secondary on the left. But it works because his bubbles are larger and stretch over to the right side of the panel. And since they are at the top and are at the right (mostly), they are read first, as they should be. Yours, however, stay right above the characters' heads and are rather small compared to the panel. Even though the left panel is lower than the one on the right, it's still going to be read first because it is lacking the size and L-R placement necessary to be seen as "read me first." Stryc also zoomed in on his primary character to establish that he's important while every one of your panels is exactly the same. And Jens has it right. If the reader has problems reading the "correct" bubbles first, it's not a problem with the reader, it's a problem with the layout.

Sorry if that was really long, but I learned that from a comic artist.
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Re: HEY GUYS IT'S BITSTRIPS
« Reply #220 on: 08 Aug 2008, 17:49 »

See. In comics you always read the bubbles top/down. That takes precedence over left/right.

That's only true if they are really far apart, like top of the panel and bottom of the panel. Otherwise, you want to assume people will read the text just like they would a book (left to right AND top to bottom, not one direction dominating the other.)

As long as we're discussing this, the same considerations apply to what order to read the panels. Even pros often lay things out in a confusing way sometimes, because it's tricky to get right.

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« Reply #221 on: 08 Aug 2008, 18:42 »

Wikipedia says:

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A letterer is a member of a team of comic book creators responsible for drawing the comic book's text. The letterer crafts the comic's "display lettering": the story title lettering and other special captions and credits that usually appear on a story's first page. The letterer also writes the letters in the word balloons and draws in sound effects. The letterer's use of typefaces, calligraphy, letter size, and layout all contribute to the impact of the comic. Many letterers also design logos for the comic book company's various titles.
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« Reply #222 on: 08 Aug 2008, 18:59 »

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Re: HEY GUYS IT'S BITSTRIPS
« Reply #223 on: 09 Aug 2008, 00:27 »

Quite probably. I just typed in my nick name and birth year.
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Re: HEY GUYS IT'S BITSTRIPS
« Reply #224 on: 09 Aug 2008, 03:44 »

This comic is called: Keisha Carver Will Have Her Revenge on Seattle.

[img width= height=]http://bitstrips.com/strips/87398.png[/img]
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Re: HEY GUYS IT'S BITSTRIPS
« Reply #225 on: 09 Aug 2008, 04:15 »

Good pagebreak, though.
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« Reply #226 on: 09 Aug 2008, 04:34 »

I applaud you.
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Re: HEY GUYS IT'S BITSTRIPS
« Reply #227 on: 09 Aug 2008, 14:06 »

Ugh Jeph and everybody else that makes good ones can you PLEASE post some Bitstrips.








And now a very special strip.





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Re: HEY GUYS IT'S BITSTRIPS
« Reply #228 on: 09 Aug 2008, 17:23 »

....yeah.

It was an idea whose time has long since passed. Fun while it lasted though!
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« Reply #229 on: 09 Aug 2008, 18:41 »

I am on this, CH.



Oh, bloody hell.  I should have paid more attention when I was typing up the text bubbles.  Batman's dialog should read: "Gordon, if you'd just put out, we wouldn't here right now."  Argh.  I'll colour a new one tomorrow.
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« Reply #230 on: 09 Aug 2008, 22:38 »

CH, I don't know what it is about your purple haired dude, but he makes me laugh.
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« Reply #231 on: 09 Aug 2008, 22:38 »

WE BE RIGHT HERE.

The typo that became hilarious dialogue.

Also Linds I think the thing about Creamer is that he is the most horrifying person in the world and does not think about a single thing that he does or says.
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« Reply #232 on: 09 Aug 2008, 23:04 »



<Check it. should I get a different Batman related image or is it good enough
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« Reply #233 on: 10 Aug 2008, 11:08 »

Haaawww
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« Reply #234 on: 10 Aug 2008, 20:14 »

I'm glad you guys find my errors hilarious.  Jesus, looking over that post, I might as well have been drunk.
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« Reply #235 on: 11 Aug 2008, 12:47 »

Jeph is living proof that drunken mistakes can be hilarious.

...not that I'm implying that he IS a drunken mistake, just that bein' crocked on this board is hilarious.

...not that he's like an alcoholic or something. I'm not trying to hate or anything.

Aw hell, quarter to four and sober as a Turk. Can't even blame this failure on Old Grand-Dad.

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« Reply #237 on: 22 Aug 2008, 02:53 »

Ugh if people are going to write such shitty strips, please just let the thread die.
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« Reply #239 on: 22 Aug 2008, 05:41 »

Hey now, you killing one of my favorite threads of all time.
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« Reply #240 on: 22 Aug 2008, 17:20 »

Oh dear.

Why dont any of these comics make sense to me?
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« Reply #242 on: 22 Aug 2008, 18:22 »

haha
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« Reply #243 on: 22 Aug 2008, 20:51 »

Can we please get more like the last one? Please?

Matt, make more. This thread needs you.
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« Reply #244 on: 22 Aug 2008, 22:51 »

There's some life in 'er yet!
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« Reply #245 on: 23 Aug 2008, 21:36 »

Rapey/Rapist comics are too easy to write.

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« Reply #246 on: 23 Aug 2008, 21:47 »

You are pretty darn good at this.

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« Reply #247 on: 24 Aug 2008, 08:10 »

Hey thanks!

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« Reply #248 on: 24 Aug 2008, 13:26 »

\o It's good to see that there's some funny stuff in here again, good work Matt!
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« Reply #249 on: 24 Aug 2008, 23:24 »

Great first angle. Terrifying.
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