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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #250 on: 03 Apr 2008, 23:28 »

I tend to be sorta cautious about what I post, just because I'm not at the point where people "get" my sense of humor.  Some well known regulars post things that random forumites might not get away with, because their style has been established and most people who've been around a while get that.

Regarding facemetal: I have metal retainers on the back of my teeth, top and bottom.  They are basically pieces of wire cemented to my teeth. 

The guy I've been seeing for several months didn't realize I had them until I mentioned them a week or so ago.  That I can understand, they're fairly unobtrusive. 

Today though, we were joking about tongue rings, and he asked me something about mine.  I was like "huh?  what about my tongue piercing?" He said "don't you have your tongue pierced?" and I said "uhhh, no."

Basically, he didn't notice the metal on my teeth and hallucinated metal through my tongue.  My guess is that generally, lips do the majority of the work in most oral endeavors, and what's attached to your teeth doesn't really matter that much  (unless it is food, which is a bit gross). 

Still confused as to how he thought I had my tongue pierced though.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #251 on: 03 Apr 2008, 23:38 »

Man how do you date someone for months hallucinating tongue metal? That is a weird thing.

Also, permanent retainers are a different beast from braces and pose no added danger to the process.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #252 on: 03 Apr 2008, 23:44 »

So, I had to fish multiple jelly beans out of my cleavage today.  Seriously guys, what is the appeal of tossing small objects down a woman's cleavage?  I wear a tank top one time, and someone turns it into an opportunity to play basketball. 

I'm never wearing anything remotely low-cut around my guy friends again. 

I will say this is not a universal response, one of my best friends seems to enjoy letting us get some target practice.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #253 on: 03 Apr 2008, 23:50 »

Guys, this may not be about boobs--and, really, no offense intended--but it can be pretty damn' difficult to figure out what passes for "creepy", "cool", etc ,on this board. I'm not sure those words are very informative to someone who isn't already one of you lot, which is perhaps why I've spent some time trying to figure out if I've been posting "creepy" in here. It's not a word I'm used to applying to my own behaviour :P

I realise, of course, that being difficult to get may be the whole point, but I thought I'd bring it up anyway. I mean, how else will I learn? :o :o

On the topic of glasses, I realised just the other day that I tend to find nice glasses (ones that fit the person well) sexier than shapely breasts. They can easily add a lot of character to the most ordinary face. Also, they allow for exciting variation, eg: *removes glasses* Ta-DAH.

I met a very sweet teacher from Germany the other day, and I am certain a good portion of her wonderful teacher-aura had its source in her hot, simple teachery glasses.
Me and some of my acquaintances now refer to that look as the "Hot Librarian" look.

It's amazing how many terms from poorly named pornos can work your way into your daily vocabulary.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #254 on: 04 Apr 2008, 00:05 »

Man how do you date someone for months hallucinating tongue metal? That is a weird thing.

If I had no oral piercings at all, I'd be hella confused, but I do have my lip pierced so it's not that absurd.  It's odd, but not as odd as it could be. 
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #255 on: 04 Apr 2008, 00:18 »

I think the best definition of creepy is, before you hit that magical "post" button, to ask yourself, "would i a). dare to say this in front of a lady and b). will this remark make me look like an idiot? and c). Is this a socially acceptable remark"

You should pretty much be in the clear then (think of the internets as just like real life, you dont go about in the streets perving on ladies, nor screaming at random people that could care less about you) (if you do, plz call some mental healthcare institutions)

That is all, it aint hard :)
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #256 on: 04 Apr 2008, 00:29 »

I think the best definition of creepy is, before you hit that magical "post" button, to ask yourself, "would i a). dare to say this in front of a lady and b). will this remark make me look like an idiot? and c). Is this a socially acceptable remark"

That's all well and good, but it's clear that at least a and c vary greatly from one internet society to the next, and even more on your place in a given society!

Although I can certainly appreciate the notion that yelling "SHOW US YORE TITS" to someone you don't know can be inappropriate behaviour both online and irl.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #257 on: 04 Apr 2008, 01:27 »

I look ok in glasses. Most people look good in glasses, they just need the right frames. That said it is not an excuse for people with perfect vision to go out and get vanity frames. Those people suck.
Yeah, I know people that really have the wrong frames. A girl I know with a pretty round face has thick emo-glasses, which really don't work for her, while some thin metal frames or something might. I need to think more about the frames I want when I get new ones, I never try different styles on or anything.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #258 on: 04 Apr 2008, 04:28 »

personally i like the idea of having a nsfw thread once in a while, because i like to think (nearly) everyone here is mature enough on the topic of sex to talk about butts and vaginas and ding dongs without giggling uncontrollably. to deny that sex exists actually seems a little immature imo since it clearly happens all the time, every day.
it's kind of a fine line and you sort of have to feel out the boundaries a bit but i guess the way i see it, it's not perverted to keep things mature and civil but if you're still not quite past that stage where reading something like "tits" immediately sends you into hysterics then this is maybe not the place for you? perhaps?
i realize i'm coming off as a dick but i really don't want this thread to be locked because discussing sex is wonderful.

(emphasis mine)

Wait...what?
That sounds as if you're suggesting that if this thread were to get locked that means that the mods or anyone who might agree with the decision to lock it is denying that sex exists.
I must be misreading something. Could you please clarify the statement?
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #259 on: 04 Apr 2008, 05:31 »

Although I can certainly appreciate the notion that yelling "SHOW US YORE TITS" to someone you don't know can be inappropriate behaviour both online and irl.

I dunno, I seem to get away with this an awful lot, both online and IRL. I like tits!
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #260 on: 04 Apr 2008, 05:36 »

Could you please clarify the statement?

In short: PENISES LOL
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #261 on: 04 Apr 2008, 06:11 »

it can be pretty damn' difficult to figure out what passes for "creepy", "cool", etc ,on this board. so if you are having trouble LURK MOAR

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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #262 on: 04 Apr 2008, 06:45 »

Could you please clarify the statement?

I think you're just reading too much into some of the wording. Sex is sometimes a subject that is ignored, and I think it's a subject that people do need to talk about instead of going giggly.
Locking this thread is not denying sex exists, but it'd be a step away from openness about the topic, which is a step back towards a society in denial.

I just think you're reading too much into the words of someone who is maybe more passionate about sex discussions than you are.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #263 on: 04 Apr 2008, 08:11 »

Oh, harkening back to the earlier discussion, I was looking at some stuff on DeviantArt and happened to find this.

It's one of those things that is kinda maybe on the border of NSFW but doesn't really do much of anything that's really offensive. Just a warning.
http://eyeyou.deviantart.com/art/I-L-Y-73841290
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #264 on: 04 Apr 2008, 09:24 »

Definitely misreading. Notice her post doesn't make mention of locking, moderators etc. She is talking about in general. If one took the stance that sex doesn't exist, it would be an immature one since it clearly does exist.

Let me requote;

personally i like the idea of having a nsfw thread once in a while, because i like to think (nearly) everyone here is mature enough on the topic of sex to talk about butts and vaginas and ding dongs without giggling uncontrollably. to deny that sex exists actually seems a little immature imo since it clearly happens all the time, every day.
it's kind of a fine line and you sort of have to feel out the boundaries a bit but i guess the way i see it, it's not perverted to keep things mature and civil but if you're still not quite past that stage where reading something like "tits" immediately sends you into hysterics then this is maybe not the place for you? perhaps?
i realize i'm coming off as a dick but i really don't want this thread to be locked because discussing sex is wonderful.

The sentence "to deny that sex exists actually seems a little immature imo since it clearly happens all the time, every day." seems out of place. If it's meant as a statement in general why is it in the midst of a post that seems to be defending the existence of this thread? That's the reason it caught my attention and the reason why I wished some clarification. I really don't think that Tania means to say that if you think this thread is inappropriate then you are denying sex exists but in context with the rest of the post it reads that way to me.
In retrospect perhaps I should have asked it to her directly via PM. I shall now drop it.

Okay, except for this.
Locking this thread is not denying sex exists, but it'd be a step away from openness about the topic, which is a step back towards a society in denial.
 

Do you honestly think that locking this thread means a step back towards a society in denial? As much as I like QC and respect what Jeph has done I really don’t think this forum is that powerful.

Should sex be discussed? Certainly. Does that mean it should be discussed everywhere? I don't think so. Should it be discussed here? That's Jeph's call.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #265 on: 04 Apr 2008, 11:04 »

Guys, guys, settle down. We are forgetting why we came to this thread in the first place. So let's get back to the boobie talk. Thanks!
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #266 on: 04 Apr 2008, 11:32 »

You know who has some great tits? Your mom sister girlfriend face.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #267 on: 04 Apr 2008, 13:09 »

Do you honestly think that locking this thread means a step back towards a society in denial?

Man, I was just trying to drum up some possible rationale behind what was said. Also, QC is a very small part of the world indeed, but in principle every little bit counts. It's bad to stop thinking about the significance of little things. Of course it's not going to change the world, but little people do make up the world.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #268 on: 04 Apr 2008, 15:31 »

You know who has some great tits? Scarlett Johannsen

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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #269 on: 04 Apr 2008, 15:34 »

Remember, guys, sex is not the answer.




It's the question. The answer is yes!</prarie home companion>
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #270 on: 04 Apr 2008, 20:01 »

Do you honestly think that locking this thread means a step back towards a society in denial? As much as I like QC and respect what Jeph has done I really don’t think this forum is that powerful.

Well, QC is a society... I don't get your point. I don't recall him mentioning 'the world' as his topic. Locking this thread would kind of be a step back towards a QC in denial.

Also, why do you care? You clearly aren't Jeph, if he has a problem he'll say so directly... I'm pretty sure he's not ascared of his internet lackies. Sorry if I sound dickish, but it seems like you're just being irrationally prudent. Who cares if we have a thread about boobs. There's been a lot of threads like this in the past, I'm sure.


Anyway, back on topic, I guess I'm just not really a picky person. Basically, if a girl gets my attention, body type usually isn't a problem. I find girls of most shapes to be pretty. Curvy girls are awesome, as long as they aren't like twice my weight. Tall girls are attractive, though it sucks 'cause some of them are taller than me... I know a girl who's like 6'4"~. That's a bit too tall, it would just be weird... But pretty lanky girls around a 5'9" who can look me in the eye are great. Why do you guys think that it's taboo to be shorter than the girl in a relationship? Do you find it shocking? Would you girls(rhetorical question a'course) be turned off by a guy around your height, or even a bit shorter? Personally, as the guy, it probably wouldn't bother me being somewhat smaller than my girlfriend. Most of my friends say it would be 'fucked up' or 'wouldn't work'.

This aint the paleolithic era for Christ sake, you don't need to dominate and defend women. I'm perplexed as to why it's still taboo. The only thing I can think is maybe that the sex wouldn't work the same way, but that makes no fucking sense. I guess it's a bit like the whole topless thing. Why would it still be taboo?

Thinking over it, maybe I wouldn't want girls to always be topless. It wouldn't be as rare occurring and would just feel less special to see boobs.

EDIT:Oh man, my whole post was in the quote. Stupid beer!
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #271 on: 04 Apr 2008, 20:49 »

Hahaha, irrationally prudent.

it can be pretty damn' difficult to figure out what passes for "creepy", "cool", etc ,on this board.

The way I've been judging it goes a little something like "I don't want to hear that you love tit/blow/hand/odd jobs.  For all I know you could be ugly."

In other news:
Oh Darkbluerabbit, I think it is so romantic that your boyfriend caresses your back molars with his tongue when he kisses you.  I'm guessing it wasn't so much a visual hallucination as a tactile transposition.  :-)
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #272 on: 04 Apr 2008, 20:56 »

There's a difference between saying "My boyfriend seemed to think I had a tongue piercing when really I didn't. Weird eh?" and saying "my boyfriend has a tongue like an electric eel and likes the taste of a woman's tonsils!" You have a great track record of not being a jerk from what I've seen of you, Aminal, so don't go and ruin it now.

Vergy pretty much summed it up, if it is not something that you would say in a conversation with people around you then DON'T SAY IT. If it is not something that you would say to a complete stanger then RECONSIDER IT.

I can't even remember where the topic of conversation was at this point so I'll jump back in when it becomes more apparent.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #273 on: 04 Apr 2008, 20:58 »

Dude, I was not saying Dbr was creepy!  I guess that was poor placement.  It was more of a gentle ribbing.

See now if I was creepy I'd make some sort of statement as to my ribbing preference, but I'm not.
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« Reply #274 on: 04 Apr 2008, 21:20 »

Oh. Carry on then. My apologies.

So anyway, breasts. My, aren't they usually fun to look at?
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #275 on: 04 Apr 2008, 21:31 »

You clearly aren't Jeph, if he has a problem he'll say so directly... I'm pretty sure he's not ascared of his internet lackies.

I don't know, I think his relationship with the WCT forum is pretty close to Frankenstein and his monster right now.

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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #276 on: 04 Apr 2008, 22:11 »

I don't know about you guys but I can't wait till Jeph reads this thread.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #277 on: 05 Apr 2008, 02:44 »

I fully expected mockery when I posted that.  I found it amusing and though someone else might also.

The only point I will contest is that I said "guy I've been seeing" and it somehow translated to "boyfriend."

There's a BIG difference, guys.  (Whole new can of worms there...woops.)
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« Reply #278 on: 05 Apr 2008, 04:59 »

Gah, I can't stand people who insist on differentiating between "guy I'm seeing" and "boyfriend". what the fuck difference does it make?
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #279 on: 05 Apr 2008, 07:10 »


Well, QC is a society... I don't get your point. I don't recall him mentioning 'the world' as his topic.

I don't recall him mentioning QC either.

His reply certainly does mention the world though doesn't it?


Man, I was just trying to drum up some possible rationale behind what was said. Also, QC is a very small part of the world indeed, but in principle every little bit counts. It's bad to stop thinking about the significance of little things. Of course it's not going to change the world, but little people do make up the world.

Come to think of it I never mentioned the world either did I?


Also, why do you care? You clearly aren't Jeph, if he has a problem he'll say so directly... I'm pretty sure he's not ascared of his internet lackies.

I'm clearly not Jeph? Is it me or Jeph that you're watching post on the internet? After all no one in the history of the internet as ever had more than one account on a forum.
No, I'm not Jeph, you are at least correct in that. As to why  I might care, take a look at the Fossilization section of the forums. Similar forums have been closed in the past due to the behavior of some posters. There's no guarantee that another one will be started.

Sorry if I sound dickish, but it seems like you're just being irrationally prudent. Who cares if we have a thread about boobs. There's been a lot of threads like this in the past, I'm sure.

Yes, you are sounding dickish however it is the internet and therefore not surprising.
Could you please point out where I've been irrationally prudish (I'll assume you meant prudish instead of prudent please correct me if I'm wrong). Or even rationally prudish.  Have I called for the thread to be locked? Deleted? Have I taken anyone to task for their language? Help me out here.

You seem to have missed the points of my posts. More than likely I am not communicating it well. Let me try again.
I originally posted in response to a post of ephemere's. Not because I wanted the thread locked but because to me it sounded as if she were characterizing other posters who had expressed concern about the thread as denying sex exists. I felt that I was misunderstanding her since she doesn't seem to be the type to make such an assertion and asked for clarification.

Slick responded with his comment regarding the locking of the thread being a step back in society. I thought that was a bit of hyperbole and responded.

ephemere's and slick's posts seemed designed more to silence critics by characterizing them as denying sex exists or by threatening society as a whole.
I don't really believe that ephemere or slick meant their posts in such a manner and I asked for clarification. As I mentioned I should've taken it to PM in the first place and none of this would've happened. I have learned my lesson.

My apologies for further derailing this thread.


Stupid beer!



tl;dr  - Boobs are GREAT!
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #280 on: 05 Apr 2008, 08:34 »

The only point I will contest is that I said "guy I've been seeing" and it somehow translated to "boyfriend."
I remember way back when we first started dating, when my now-fiancee asked me if it's okay to refer to me as her boyfriend. That confused me.

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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #281 on: 05 Apr 2008, 08:39 »

Please take your philosophical nonsense about the prudence of society and its relation to an internet message board elsewhere. This is the thread for being shallow and discussing bewbs. Kthxbai.
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« Reply #282 on: 05 Apr 2008, 12:48 »

Gah, I can't stand people who insist on differentiating between "guy I'm seeing" and "boyfriend". what the fuck difference does it make?

The difference is in how serious the relationship is.  To me, a boyfriend or girlfriend is someone you would invite to family holidays or a relative's wedding.  I think it's okay to be in a more casual relationship, some people don't.  It all depends on what you are comfortable with at a certain point in your life.  I have more fun when I'm not committed, not because I want to sleep around or anything (I don't), but because a significant other is a time-consuming responsibility that I don't feel the need to take on just because I enjoy makeouts on occasion.  Its an arrangement that works for me, but if it doesn't sound like a good one to you, well, I can respect that. 

Errr.  Back to fun, silly, chest related things.

Last night at this party a girl and guy were comparing boob sizes.  I thought it was pretty funny, and the guy was using his arms to give himself cleavage.  Thankfully he wasn't that hairy or it would have been a little disturbing. 

(Edited for clarity)
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #283 on: 05 Apr 2008, 12:52 »

Gah, I can't stand people who insist on ignoring the difference between "guy I'm seeing" and "boyfriend."  I had this silly friend who went on a date with a guy just because she would have felt bad turning him down because he seemed so desperate, and next thing you know, he was calling her his girlfriend behind her back.  "Oh yeah my g/f RiRi shore is hot, isn't she."
Maybe it's just because I don't like him though, and he's the only person thus far that I've seen make this faux pas.
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« Reply #284 on: 05 Apr 2008, 12:57 »

Defining relationships doesn't make any sense to me.

You're either dating or not.  It gets serious when it gets serious.  The only difference?  You can tell people "It's getting serious."

Trying to define relationship stages is unnecessarily awkward.  I'm no good at it.  I usually leave it up to the girl when I'm allowed to call her "my girlfriend" because you can get in trouble if you do it too early.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #285 on: 05 Apr 2008, 13:00 »

So what do you call it, Tommy?
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #286 on: 05 Apr 2008, 13:06 »

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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #287 on: 05 Apr 2008, 14:17 »

Maybe we should un-name everything and start again.

Can we start calling grapes cars?  And call cars hats?  I want to call coconuts bangarangs!
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #288 on: 05 Apr 2008, 14:44 »

boooobs are  athing i am in a pproval of.

also this thread is kin dof shit awnd was destined to beecome booblol.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #289 on: 05 Apr 2008, 16:37 »

The point is that ultimately, everyone has their own interpretation of any word used to describe relationships. Usually it is entirely dependent on getting a dictionary, thus making life slightly less nauseatingly complex.

I like this better. Too bad, because what you actually said was way more accurate.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #290 on: 05 Apr 2008, 16:49 »

Yeah I would not consider any of my hook-ups to be Relationships, and I would definitely not call any of my harem "boyfriends" or "girlfriends" even though they are my friends and I admire and adore them all.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #291 on: 05 Apr 2008, 17:08 »

What are all of you shits talking about?
I hate tits.  Tits are terrible.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #292 on: 05 Apr 2008, 17:35 »

You are clearly looking at the wrong tits. Tits are great, especially tits of the girl who I want to be my girlfriend and whose face I will probably pounce upon at next availible opportunity. Those tits are so great.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #293 on: 05 Apr 2008, 17:47 »

So that's why you haven't had time to make me new flyers..
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #294 on: 05 Apr 2008, 17:54 »

Yeah, sorry dude. I've been preoccupied.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #295 on: 05 Apr 2008, 18:06 »

Hey, being preoccupied with awesome boobs is the best excuse around. o/
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #296 on: 05 Apr 2008, 18:46 »

\o Totally man. :D
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #297 on: 05 Apr 2008, 18:57 »

You are clearly looking at the wrong tits. Tits are great, especially tits of the girl who I want to be my girlfriend and whose face I will probably pounce upon at next availible opportunity. Those tits are so great.

 Post tits plz thx
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #298 on: 05 Apr 2008, 19:01 »

Yeah I want these tits as a new flyer.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #299 on: 05 Apr 2008, 19:21 »

Not even a fucking chance, she'd actually kill me so no. Also for my eyes only, so no.

Guys are gross.
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