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[Marneus90]

Thanks to the little April Fools prank, my friend started reading QC. For some reason, we managed to get onto the subject of hanners and pen pen. I stated, quite rightfully that hanners was more into clean things than dirty. He told me to wait a minute. This is what he came back with...
(As a heads up, it's perfectly worksafe!)

Hannelore took a step back, taking a deep breath and staring, affixed on the sight before her. Penelope slowly, carefully took them off, letting Hannelore take it in before smiling impishly.
“So… Are you ready?” She asked, licking her sweet lips in anticipation as Hanners nodded, lost in it all.
“Y- Yes… I think so. I’ve- I’ve never actually done this to anyone else b-, before you, you know, right?” Penelope smiled softly.
“Don’t worry. I’ll take you through it all. Don’t worry.” She purred, walking towards Hanners who took a sudden, scared step back. She couldn’t bring her eyes away from the fine things that were in front of her, and eventually she gave in.
“So… I just rub slowly, right?” She asked, beginning carefully.
“Yes. Yes, that’s it!” Penelope said her voice high and shrill. It went on for a while, ending in Penelope gasping while Hanners giggled softly and took a deep breath.
“That was fun!”
“That was… Perfect… Thanks for cleaning my glasses for me.”

[Glorfindel]

Nearly Hanners slash!

YES! Your friend > the internets

[Cartilage Head]

 Fucking Christ.

[Glorfindel]

Hey, theres nothing wrong with a bit of filthy cartoon perversion.

[Cartilage Head]

 You are so goddamn wrong, sir. Everything is wrong with it.

[Marneus90]

Come on dude, where's your sense of humour?

[B.C.]

I am typing angrily on a keyboard so hard right now!

[bicostp]

Eew, fan fiction...

[Glorfindel]

I'd write my own, but it'd be worse than Jimbo's.

[B.C.]

As if a million faps cried out, and were suddenly silenced.

[Cartilage Head]

Come on dude, where's your sense of humour?

 The same place you left your dignity.

[Surgoshan]

On the floor by your mom's bed?

[Marneus90]

As if a million faps cried out, and were suddenly silenced.

Like it.

Come on dude, where's your sense of humour?

 The same place you left your dignity.

I didn't write it, silly! My friend did. And he asked me to post it for him.

[AngelofShadows]

internet=serious business

[Surgoshan]

I are serious cat.  This are serious thread.

[ChristineIsAMormon]

I personally laughed my own glasses off.

[karl gambolputty...]

You guys are talking about having sex with fictional characters represented by 2d drawings with personalities and mannerisms based in part on ideas inside Jeph's brain.  He has said before that this creeps him the fuck out, and yet people continue to do it.

[Marneus90]

I dunno what the hell you're on, but this is nothing to do with any real people doing anything with any of the QC characters. It's just poking fun at hanners' OCD tendancies in the disguise of a slashfic.

[karl gambolputty...]

I apologize, I should have elaborated.  This sort of thing is creepy, and the point of my post is that creepy shit like this is really not looked upon fondly around here.  The fact that it doesn't involve real people, and turns out to be harmless in the last sentence, doesn't change that.