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Re: Stuff You Got In The Mail
« Reply #50 on: 03 Jul 2009, 12:48 »

I like post, and I'm in the UK.
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Re: Stuff You Got In The Mail
« Reply #51 on: 03 Jul 2009, 13:03 »

I'm sorry, beetles do the dirty with that?
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Re: Stuff You Got In The Mail
« Reply #52 on: 03 Jul 2009, 13:29 »

I'm tentatively in! May from England.
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Re: Stuff You Got In The Mail
« Reply #53 on: 03 Jul 2009, 16:12 »

Bug sex is freaky but it least it ain't arachnid sex i.e; frequently fatal
Most spiders have a special set of "penis legs" that look like thick pom-poms near the mandibles of the creature, easily distinguishing males from females. The males eject sperm onto the penis legs and rub them on the vaginal opening of the female. Essentially pregnancy by fingering.
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Re: Stuff You Got In The Mail
« Reply #54 on: 03 Jul 2009, 19:14 »

Guys, if you want to participate in the "Weird Shit By Mail" pen pals deal, post here. No addresses, just where you're from, so we're not having Aussies matched up with Canucks and such...I'll try to match up people from the same countries so shipping doesn't go apeshit insane.

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Will (USA)
allison/philhar (Canada, matched!)
tinysmidgen (?)
Misconception (USA)

Who else wants in on this?

Me!

Edward in the USA!

Also, insects are fucking kinky.
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Re: Stuff You Got In The Mail
« Reply #55 on: 03 Jul 2009, 20:04 »

I'll participate if y'all don't mind getting a broken-off penis
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Re: Stuff You Got In The Mail
« Reply #56 on: 04 Jul 2009, 02:02 »

Anyone willing to mail me stuff in Jamaica? I promise I won't send weed (unless you ask).
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Re: Stuff You Got In The Mail
« Reply #57 on: 04 Jul 2009, 02:04 »

I'll participate if y'all don't mind getting a broken-off penis

Which would be worse, getting a broken-off penis or one still attached?
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Re: Stuff You Got In The Mail
« Reply #58 on: 04 Jul 2009, 11:32 »

after reading this thread I've come to the conclusion that bugs are way more hardcore than I first thought.
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Re: Stuff You Got In The Mail
« Reply #59 on: 04 Jul 2009, 20:35 »

is usaaaa, and i dont mind mailing to canucks as long as i have monies :D
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Re: Stuff You Got In The Mail
« Reply #60 on: 05 Jul 2009, 16:41 »



Is.. is that bug 69?

Apparently entomologists refer to them as ladybird beetles so at least somebody's getting it right, and these are people for whom looking at pictures of bugs fucking is a legitimate workplace activity. Anyone choosing a career on that basis is a person I can get behind.

i c wut u did thar
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Re: Stuff You Got In The Mail
« Reply #61 on: 06 Jul 2009, 18:00 »

i want a penpaaaal! i am in canadaland.
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Re: Stuff You Got In The Mail
« Reply #62 on: 06 Jul 2009, 18:26 »

i'll mail to waffffles, if she wants me as her penpal that is
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Re: Stuff You Got In The Mail
« Reply #63 on: 07 Jul 2009, 14:16 »

just mailed it out...regular lettermail. Even though the chart at the post office says 3 to 5 days I expect it'll take 4 to 6 weeks. (then you will not be mad if it comes in 7 to 14 days) or perhaps i just looked at the wrong part of the chart.
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Re: Stuff You Got In The Mail
« Reply #64 on: 10 Aug 2009, 14:47 »

no mention if anyone got their stuff yet?

yes I do enjoy ReZZing tHe dEAd......should have been a pally huh
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